Poetry

jab yaad ati hai muskura lety hain.

Kuch pal har ghum bhula dety hain,

Kaisy bhig sakti hain apki palken,

Aap k hissy k ansu to hum baha lety hain..

Friendship

friendship" is nonstop like sea.
its "trust" like blind.
its "shine" like star.
its "warm" like sun.
its "soft" like flowers &
its"beautiful" like ù

Poetry

Khuda kisi ko kisi py fida na karay...
Agar karay tu Qyamat tak juda na karay...
Yeh mana k koi marta nahi judai ma...
Lakin jee b tu nahi sakta tanhai main..

Poetry

Kahin mily to usy ye kehna

Main sary arman
jla chuki hun

Jo sholy bhrky thy khwahishon k

Wo ansuon sy
buja chki hun

Kahin mily to usy ye kehna

K chaak daman ko
c rhe hun

Bri hi mushkil sy g rhe hun

Dia jo nfrat ka
zehr tu ny

Smaj k amrat
main p rhe hun

Kahin mily to usy ye kehna

Wo jazby mery
kuchal gaya hai

jafa k sanchy mein
dhal gaya hai

Na badly
mosam b itni jaldi

Wo jitni jaldi badal gaya hai

Kahin mily to usy ye kehna

Keep smiling

If u wait 4 happiness u will wait forever....

But if u start to be happy u will be happy forever"..

So always be HAPPY & keep smiling... :)

Take care

()""()
("( 'o' )")
  (    :  /
Ssshh..lìstèn

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   (-o-)
  ((")("))
IM PRÄYìNG..thät ÄLLÄH WILL TÄKE GÖÖD CÄRE ÖF Ü TÖdäy, TÖMÖRRÖW & FÖREVER
(ÄMEN)

Friendship

Missing u is my
    "HOBBY"

Caring 4u is my
    "JOB"
Making u happy is my
    "DREAM"

Praying 4u is my
    "DUTY"
AND
Friendshìp wìth u ìs my

"LIFE"

Poetry

Too jahan rahy meri dua ki chaon ho
wo shehar ho ya gaon ho
Teri ankh mai nami na ho
kisi cheez ki kami na ho
Tuje jo lage wo nazr na ho
Kisi dukh ko teri khabr na ho
Teri rah mai kos.e.kaza rahy
khushi tere paon ki dhool ho
Dua yeh meri kabol ho.:-)

Poetry

Bari koshish k bad use bhula diya
Uski yadon ko sine se mita diya
1din phir uska paigam aya likha tha muje bhol jao,
aur muje bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya

Good Morning

*;%*;%'*
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     )i(  FrÉsh
    (   ) FlöwÉrs
4
Ä vÉry
spÉciÄ£
PÉRSÖN...

Good Morning

Get well soon

*@""""@*
**(  "-"  )**
*(@)-"-(@)*
  *(@)(@)*"

Here's
sweet teddy
4 u ....

just to say

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Get well soon :)

funny

Hr khushi,hansi mange ap se"
"Hr phool, khushbu mange apse"
"Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k"
Khud "WAPDA"
conection mangen ap se.
"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

poetry

Meethi Meethi Yadon ko
Palkon Main Saja Lena,

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko
Dil Ma Basa Lena

Nazar Na Aon Hqiqat Main Ager
To
Muskra k Mjhe
Sapno Main Bula Lena.

funny

Husband & wife are like liver & kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

funny

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Wah!Wah

hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Ooohhh....

Phir...?

Phir kia,

Ruk gai hawa gir gaye ghalib....!

funny

1 Pathan apni Ankhen band kr k Shishy k samne betha tha
1 Admi ne pocha k ankh bnd kr k kya kr rhe ho

Pathan bola
Hm dekh rha hy k hum sote huey kesa lagta hy.

funny

A theif jumped into a sardar's house and askd "Sona kidhr hy?"
Sardar g replied: "ullu day pathay sara ghr khali piya ay jithay marzi lamma pay ja.

inspiration

Aik din
"TAMANNA"
ne Zindgi k Aanchal me sar rakh kar kaha,
"k main kab puri hoon gi"
Zindgi ne muskra k jawab diya
"PAGLI JO PURI HO JAI
WO TAMANNA
HI KYA?

poetry

Soney nahi deti tumhri aadh khuli ankhain.....

Zra thehro muje bhi neend aa jaye to so jana....

Haseen ho tum,tumhain kiya gham
Tumhain to neend piyari ha.....

Hamara hal mat pocho k ham par rat bhari ha....
Hamary ser qayamat ha
Ye tal jaye to so jana.....
"ABHI TO RAT BAKI HA YE DHAL JAY TU SO JANA"

poetry

Apne hatho se yu chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho to samne ate q ho.
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar b lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho to phir pyar ko chupate q ho.
Aashk ankho mai meri dekh k rote kyu ho,
Dil bhar ata hai to phir dil ko dhukate q ho.
Roz mar mar k mujhe jeeney ko kehte q ho,
milne atey ho to phir laut k jatey q ho

poetry

Tu Na Hoga,
Tere Gham Ki Roshni Hogi.
Is Dil Pe Bikhri Yaadon Ki Chandni Hogi.
Meri Roh Me Bas Gai Hai Teri MUHABBAT.
Tere Bagher Ab Na Basar Ye ZINDAGI Hogi

funny

Wo kon hy
        jo
uchal uchal
        k
peda hote hen?'

pehchano
kon??

Are budhu

wo
wo hen

          " =POPCORN Λ"

funny

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.

funny

Girl in a party to a man:Excues me sir
kia ap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Man:
(khush hote hue) han han bolo kia?

Girl:
manhoos aadmi apni nazren...

Miss you

Har pal Har waqt
. ' 12 ' .
9    <    3
  ' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki  har dharkan kehti hae...

  .*""*.*""*.
*   I miss    *
"*. You   *"
      "*. *"

poetry

Wo pyar b krta hai or izhar b nahi karta,
Jo poch ley koi to is se iqrar b nahi karta,

Wo aysa saada dil hai k mujhy dekhny ki dua mangy,
jab samny aajaon to deedar b nahi karta,

Gar is se door jaon main to saans iski rukti hai,
or koi mangly is se mujhko to inkar b nahi karta,

Mery dil k darwazy pe dastak b deta hai,
or darwaza khul jaany ka intezar b nahi karta.

poetry

Ood k jaise
Sulagne lga
Lachar sa dil,
Isqadar Dil se hm Aghosh hai Ehsas Tera
Itna Nzdeek ho koi to pta kaise chale
Zat se Mairi alag ho ke Koi kaisa hai.

Good morning

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING

Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat,
&
Say
" Its too early.Let me sleep again
<GUD MORNING>

funny

Incredible love test, u'l kn0w ur future.
just type

LOVE<space>ur name<space>ur partners name & send it 2

ur father's number. He'll tell ur FUTURE:-)

funny

(**"DUA"**)

Khuda kare tujhey aisi bemari lage

Tu burhaappey mey b kunwari lagay,

Darjan ho jaye tere
Bache,

Tu phir b larkon ko pyari lagay;-)

poetry

Ab kia kahon k tuj ko mohabat nahi rahi

Teri talab men pehli see shiddat nahi rahi

Ya to teri wafa ka mosam guzar giya

Ya ye k tj ko mri zarorat nahi rahi

funny

A 4r saib B 4r balla C 4r billi D 4r kutta E 4r anda F 4r jhanda yeh msg 10 anpar ko bhejen  or pakistan mein talem ko aam karein. Mera khawab para likha punjab

Poetry

Dil k udas shehr ki tanhaiyon me hon,

dekho tumhari aankhon ki gehrayon me hon,

kia dhop ki majal k mujko jla skay,

main teri mhbton ki parchaiyon mein hon.

Sweet

Silence doesnt mean

I'm gone

Or dead

Deep inside my heart you are

Anywhere
Anytime

Remembered
&
Cared

Funny

Surprise News 4 you Rent Free Accomodation Khana Peena. Sona. Rahna. Every things frée 4 more details.. Just  dial  15.

Funny

Acha yar, im changing my sim. Note my new number of zong (chinese company) From now on, contact me on this new number.

    ¤è!É¥#¿>€~ø   

;-)

Misc.

1 janaza dekh k larki muskrai,
1 baba bole beti jawan mout pe muskraya ni krte,
lrki : baba kia kru wada kia tha jb b mile ge muskra k milenge.

Sweet

Salam.

QUOTE: A smile on your face can be felt on anothers heart. (Rhonda Marlow)

Sweet

!""!     ..!!!!..   ///
(x_x)  (-_-) (-..-) 
<L:l>    <!% >  <l#!l>
./ L.    ./'L.   .J  L.
I m sending u 3 bodygards becoz Sweet people r alwys in DANGER

Funny

Ap
mujay
Aik
jaga
Se
boht
Pyare
Lagte
hain?

Maloum hai
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     D0ur say! :-)

Funny

Aik tha chooha..
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Aur nai hai...!
Aik hi tha......

Poetry

Meri sarkashi bhi thi munfarid,

Meri aajzi bhi kamal thi...

Main anaa parast blaa ka tha,
So gira to apnay hi paaon mein...

Islamic

Raz us waqat tak raz rahta hay jab tak wo tumhary dil my rahy jab wo tumhari zaban par a jay to wo raz nahi rahta (Hazrat Ali A .S)

Friendship

What is friendship??It is a ship loaded with love.Made of care & share crossing The sea of: "o":Heart "__"Having no wheels of sorry & "Thanx"

Poetry

Ye khawab mre azab sare

Ye phol chehre gulab sare

Koi b apna mla na mjko

Ulat k dekhe nqab sare

Khuda se manga jb se tjko

Gunah hoe hn swaab sare.

Funny

Boy:I'll climb the highest mountain,swim the deepest ocean,walk on hot-coal,just 4u
Girl:So sweet!Can u come 2meet me now?
Boy:Not now,it's raining jan.

Poetry

Wo Mera Hai uska Naam Koi Or Na Le!

In Bhegti Ankho Ka Jaam Koi Or Na Le!

Kuch Is Lye Bhi Mene uska Haath Na Chora!
Wo Gir Gaya Tu usay Thaam Koi Or Na Le.!

Friendship

*,*,*,*;*,*,*
7 Fresh Flowrs 4U
1st 4Ur Health,
2nd 4Ur Wealth,
3rd 4Ur Succes,
4th 4Ur Happines,
5th 4Ur Knowlge,
6th 4Ur Long Life,
& 7th 4Ur Gud Luck.

Funny

Life  cycle?
Chooha  billi  say  darta  hay
Billi  kuttay  say  dartee  hay kutta  aadmi  say  darta  hay   aadmi  aurat  say  darta  hay aur  aurat  choohay  say     dartee  hay ! ! !

Poetry

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Funny

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....

The name of the College Is:-

"Women College for Boys":)

Funny

Doctor nd sardar love same girl.
Sardar gives her apple every day.
Girl askd sardar reason for giving apple daily.
Sardar. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Poetry

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Funny

Khudi ko kar kanjus itna k har SMS bhejnay se pehlay service centre walay khud pochain. "kheriat hai, aj sms bhej rahay ho "! =D !

Funny

Take ur cell,

wash it,

cut it in small pcs,

fry it,

add some salt in it.

Now mobile pickle is ready.

Msg to aap se hote nhi,

tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.

POetry

Ab kay yun dil ko sazaa di hum nay

uss ki har baat bhula di hum nay

ik ik phool bohot yaad aaya

Shakh-e-gul jab woh jla di hum nay

Aaj tak jiss pay woh sharmatey hain

baat kab ki woh bhula di hum nay

Shehr-e-jahan raakh say abad howa

Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum nay

Aaj phir yaad bohot aya woh

Aaj phir us ko duwa di hum nay

Koi to baat us mein hay faraz

Har khushi jiss pay lutaa di hum nay

Funny

Muje hamesha,Hr Lamha Yaad krna
Wrna
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Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dungi. Ok

Funny

Mud gorning.
lest of buck..
ave a dice nay.
cake tare !
Soli Yaar !

Laat ko zyada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayei he.
MON'T DINE ;->

Sweet

Just assume

        S A L A M

as abrivation of the following

S:
    Sudda khush
    rho
A:
    Aabad rho

L:
    La-zawal
    urooj pao
A:
    Arzooain
    poori hon
M:
   Mujhy duawon    me yad rukna

             &

   Then accept
           my        
      S A L A M

   again & again.

Sweet

Hum apka account ma add karwate han?
Dil
     jan
Pyar
     Mohabbat
Khushi
    Hansi
Dosti
Jska pin code apki muskuraht hai
So

Ab to muskurado.

Poetry

Tum na mano.. Ye haqeqat hai. Dost insaan ki zarurat hai..  Kisi din aao hamari mehfil mai.. Jaan jao ge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai..

Poetry

Unko Namoos Bi,
izzat Bi Pazirai Bi

Mujko Ronay ko
Mayassar Nahi
Tanhai Bi

Apnay Hi HaaL Pay Hasna bi Hans k Rona bi,

Main Bayak Waqt
Tamasha Bi Tamashai Bi.

Poetry

Mohbt m koi sadma uthana chahiye tha

Bhulaya tha jisy wo yad aana chahiye tha

Meri  or uski arzu m farq ye tha
Mjy bs wo usy sara zamana chahiye tha...

Islamic

Hazrat Ali ne Farmaya:
"Mohtaji or Ghurbat 4 Chezo se ati hy,

1- Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhnay Se,

2- Khare Ho K Pani Peene Se,

3- Mun Se Charagh Bujhane Se,

4- Daman Ya Asteen Se Mun Saaf Karne Se.../

FUnny

1 larka Gadhay k samnay gir gya

1 larki ne dekha to boli:
apnay baray BHAI k paon chhu rhay ho

Larka:
g BHABI JAN :-D

Serious

The relations which require effort to b maintained are never true.

And if the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained.

Funny

Chotty log

"PAISE"
Ki bat krty hain

Bare log
"TIME" Ki bat krty hain
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KHUBSURAT log "BAAT" hi nhi krty

Sirf
"SMS"krty hain!
Wo maine kr dia.;-)

Funny

Meera ki plane me tbyt khrab ho gai to air-hostes ne pocha. Are u suffering from fever?  To meera ne jwab dya, No i am suffering from karachi to lahore.....!!!

Funny

Pthan:Molvi saab Kia Wazu k bagair Namaz ho jata hai?
Molvi:Nhi hoti.
Pthan:Ho jata hai yara.Molvi:O Bhai nhi hoti.Pathan:Ho jata ha,Hm ne khud parh k dekha hai

Funny

Admi... Sir meri Bevi gum ho gai hai.  Postmaster, Ye Post office Hai tm Police Station ja k report krvao  Admi.. Kia kron,khushi k mary kuch Samj hi nhi aarha.

Funny

Wonderful Combinations in this World..

Heart & Beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
Fish & Water.

My Costly msgs & Ur muft ki smile;-).

Funny

A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 hrs"Hey VaheGuru meri Lottery lagade. Aftr 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears & says-Oey Ullu de putr 1 vari ticket te lele;)

Funny

1 sardar jb b bathroom jata to darwaza khol deta. Kisi ne waja pochi to us ne kaha "Mje shak ha k darwazy k neeche se mje koi dekhta ha"
:-)

Funny

Medical Shayari..when u breathe.,u respire.!   wah wahwhen u breathe u respire.!  wah wah wah..when u don't breathe.. u Expire..!!!!wah wah ;)

Funny

Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai

Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai

Uper talash-e-gumshuda or

Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-

Quiz

Agar Badsha Akbar 2008 ma hota to wo Anarkali ko kya saza deta??

Reply is must...

Send ds 2 ur frnds n get funny answerz

Poetry

Koi To Hota!

Main Jis K Dil Ki Kitab Banta

Main Jiski Chahat Ka Khwab Banta

Main Hijar K Mosam Ki Lambi Raton Main

Yad Ban Kar Azab Banta

Koi To Hota!

Jo Meri Khwahish main

Uth K Raton Ko Khoob Rota

Dukhon Ki Chadar Lapait Kar

Hajom-E-Dunya Se Door Hota

Main Rooth Jata Manata Mujko

K Chahe Mera Qasur Hota

Koi To Hota!

Main jis K Itna Qareeb Hota

Na Pas Koi Raqeeb Hota

Main Tanha Iska Habib Hota

Ye Silsila B Ajeb Hota

Koi To Hota!

Good Nite

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Chand
ka
bed

Taron
ki
razai

aur
Phoolon
ka
takiya!!

Nice na??

Now
come back
to earth
&
sleep on
ur
Bisterr.
GOOD NIGHT

Good Morning

The first ray of sun is the forecast that every pleasure and joy is waiting to come in ur ways
GOOD MORNING

Funny

Pathan ko rastay mei 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia tu 1 Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri kreyga!
Pathan:"Hmko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
1dum 1 naswar ka packet aagya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali tu utni naswar or aagai!
Jin:"Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan:"Esa 2 Packet or do

Friendship

Fish 2 Water:U Can't C My Tears, Bcoz I Am in The Wtr
Water:But I Can Feel Ur Tears,Bcoz U R in My Heart, That's "Friendship"

Funny

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana

Quiz

Finish This Sweet Sentence
[I love ur...... ?]
Reply is Must
Send This To Ur Frends & Get Crazy Answers!
But first, reply me.

Friendship

MeT u..
BecAme frNds..
HAd fUn..
FreakEd out..
ShARed seCrets..
FouGht wIth u, oVer u & fOr u..
Cried foR u, wIth u..
TEased u..
HUrt u..
MiSSed u..
& hEre Me stiLL thinkinG aBt u..
LonG journEy haiNa??
WilL neVer let iT eNd..
JuSt wAnted u to knOw thAt
U'r vaLued!!"

Poetry

Sare bharam mita kr
Sb chahtein bhula kr
Hm tere pas aye
Thi aas aj hm pr
Kch hogi mehrbani
Halka krenge ji ko
Ansu baha baha kr
Sb hal e dil zubani  Tujh ko suna suna kr
Kya kya na hm pe beeti
Kya kya na dil ne dekha
Kitne hue preshan  Pr
Tujhse dil lga kr Tujhse nazar mila kr
Kitne udas aye hm Tere pas ja kr.

Funny

1 dehati aurat check cash krwany bank gai
Clerk:Yahan sign karo,
Aurat:Kaisy?
Clerk:Jaisy khat k akhir mai likhty hain
She wrote
faqat
ap k
Munnay ki maa

Funny

Future mein price list is tarha ho gi.

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 drop.

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 qatra.

List k Neeche 1 zaruri note bhi likha hoga k jo bhi yeh sab cheezein khareede ga usay asli desi ghee ki khushboo muft soonghnay ko milay gi..

Islamic

Ferman-e-Nbwi (s.a.w):
"gunah wo hy jo tery dil ko khatky or logon k us pr muttalaa hony pr tujy bura lgay (yani shrmindgi mehsus ho)"
(sahih muslim; babul bar)

Inspirational

10" baatein
"10" baaton ko khatam kar deti hein,
1. Tauba gunah ko
2. Dukh zindagi ko
3. Gussa aqul ko
4. Sadqa musibat ko
5. Chugli amal ko
6. Peshmani sakhawat ko
7. Neki badi ko
8. Jhooth rizq ko
9. Zulm insaf ko
10. Takabur Amal ko...!
Tc
:-)

Quotation

"Ag'r ksi ka ban'na chahtay ho tou puri haki'qat sy ban jao warna, apni zaat mei esi haki'qat paida karlo; k koi haki'qat mei tumhara ban jaye"
HazrAT ALI (A.S)

Inspirational

The most determinative sentence that should always be followed in life..

"The race is not over because i haven't won yet"...

Mothers Day

The full form of "Mummy".
M-Ma'
U-U Live
M-Many
M-More
Y-Years

Forward this msg to your 5 friends to make your mother live long life..

Mothers Day

Möthèr's mèän
M=Mötivätér
Ö=Önlyoné
T=Tèndèrlöve
H=Héartiést
E=Éxcèptiönäl
R=Rèspönsiblè LOVE ÜR MÖM

mäy ür mothèr hv ä long lifè(Amen) HÄPpY
     MÖTHER'$ DÄY

Mothers day

The ful form of "Mummy".
M-Ma
U-U Live
M-Many
M-More
Y-Years
4wd ds msg to ur 5frnds 2make your mother live long lyf.I know U'll surely do...!!

Mothers day

(((HAPPY  MOTHER,Z DAY)))
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
* happy mothers day *
Allah ap ki mama ko lambi umar dy.ameen

Poetry

Talluq tut jaega mra sary zmany se
Mre apne khfa honge tmhen apna bnanae se
Tmhare sat rehne se mje tskin mlti hy
Boht tklif hoti hy tmhare dur jany se
Mre ghar ko jla dna mgr ye zehen me rkhna
Ujala mil nhi skta ksi ka ghar jlane se
Hmari jaan jaegi to phr tm jan jaoge
K hasil kch nhi hota ksi ko azmane se.

Poetry

Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha..
Jane kab toot jae kanch ki tarha..
Mujhe na bhulana kisi bat ki tarha..
Apne dil me hi rakhna khubsurat yad ki tarha !!

Poetry

Wo to is soch mein sahil pe khara doob gya

Kitna gehra tery darya ka kinara hoga

Wo mera ho k b mehrom rha mjhse Fraz

Kya koi meri tarha jeet k hara hoga..!!

Poetry

Hasti ko muhabat main fana kon karay ga?

Ye farz siwa meray ada koun karay ga?

Hathon ki lakiron ko zara dekh Najomi?

Ye dekh mery sath wafa koun karay ga???

Poetry

Ab key youn dil ko saza di hum ney... Uss ki har baat bhula di hum ney... Ik ik phool buhat yaad aaya...
Shakh-e-gul jab jala di hum ney...
Aaj phir usko dua di hum ney...
Koi to baat hai uss mein bhi faraz... Har khushi jis pey luta di hum ney...

Miss You

When you MISS
           ME

()¤()     CLOSE
(-.- )YOUR EYES
(")(")     AND
Imagine.

()¤())¤()     That
(  '.' )'.'  )WE ARE
(")(")')(") 2GETHER..

Poetry

Dil se labo tak ik Dua rhti hay,

Hamen Har ghari ap ki parwah rehti hay,

KUHDA har sukh zindagi ka kry apko ata,

Hamari Har dua me ye ilteja rhti hay.

Funny

Dr. k band Clinic k agy lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakar k pechy phaink daity

Sardar: Lgay raho saalo,mai b clinic nhi kholun ga

Funny

Beti: Maa GAON mein Bollywood wale aye hen
Maa: andar aja inki niyat buhat kharab hoti hay
Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi b aya hay
Maa: to bakri ko b andar le aa

Poetry

Deta raha faraib bari saadgi k sath ,itna bara mazak meri zindagi k sath,meri khata ki mili muje saza ,mai ne ki dosti ek ajnabi k sath.(TAMAM BEWAFAON K NAM)

Strange

Maths magic:multiply ur date of birth wid 2 add 840 in ans now divid by 2 subtract the ans wid ur date of birth & ans represnt ur personality.its true,

Funny

Wafa se"Pyar"
Mat Karna..

Q Mat Krna..?

"Be-Mot"Maare
Jao Ge

Maloom Hai Q Maare Jao Ge ?

      <Q-K>

?

     "WAFA"

ÅLTÅF HUSAIN
ki "Beti" Hai

Miss you

      .--,!"""""""""!
   / - ,! Yaadein !
   "-0-""""0'0"-"

pura truck yadon se full kar k bhej rahi hoon. . .

Phir na kahna k yad nahi kiya...

Funny

Beykaar hain wo log, jo apney lover ko miss kartey hain.

Arey! miss karna hai to machharon ko karo,

Jo apni jan per khail ker tumhein kiss kartey hain.

Friendship

I look at my frnds, then I look at mYself, without my pals whr wud I b? My life, my shadows, my world, whr wud I b without my frnds? Tears, giggles, smiles & laughs, late nite calls & cute photographs, I'll b thr for u till da day i die!
sEnD iT tO All dA fRNDS wHo mEaN AlOt 2 u~ i jUsT DiD it

Funny

So many options:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks..

but..

People choose marriage !!

slow but sure !

Funny

Bhikari:
Hello, Pizza Hut?

Yes sir..

Bhikari:
Ek Large Pizza Aur 1.5 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do..

Sir, Kiske Naam Pe Bhejoun?

Bhikari:
ALLAH KE NAAM PE.

Funny

Dehati Aurat Cheque Cash karane Bank gae.

Clerk: Yahan SIGN karo.

Aurat: Kese?

Clerk: Jese KHAT k akhir me likhte hain.

She wrote, "Faqat aap k Munäy ki Mä"

Funny

Tabligi jamat k Amir ne safr se pehly kaha.
"Koi Larki dekho to ASTAGHFAR parhna.
"Sary rasty koi lrki nazr na ayi.Achank 1 bola ASTAGHFAR
Sb boly kidhr? kidhr?

Sweet

Go my
Sweet SMS,
Sweet friend
K Pas,
Sweet Galiyon
Se Ho Kar
Sweet Style
K Sath:
Sweet Smile
K Sath,
Sweet Mood
K Sath
Sweet Se
Andaz Mein Kehna
U R so sweet:-)

Sweet

Hum itny swèet nahi k apko sugar ho jaey na hi itny "salty hain k BP barh jaey na hi itny"TASTY"k maza ajaey per hum itny karway b nai k hamari yaad hi na aye*

Funny

Man 2 Shaikh:  Yaar kal main tenu kini wari call kiti par tu nahi chukya, Shaikh: Q chukan, jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hay, " O tera peo suney ga "

Funny

Munna Bhai:
"Apun ko kaisy pata chaly ga k Ye Bakra he ya Bakri??"

=Circuit:
"Simple Bhai,
bole tu Pathar mar k Dekne ka,

Bhaga to Bakra.

Bhagi to Bakri..

Poetry

Aye dost tum bhi likha karo shayri,
Meri tarha tumhara b naam ho jaye ga.
Log phenke gay andy tamatar tum per.
To sham ki handi  ka intezam ho jaey ga.

Funny

Mr.Aslam k yhan mehman aya.ghr mein 1hi bed tha. Bht sochne k bad bed k drmyan takya rkh diya 1side pe bivi 2ri side pe mehman. 2re din mehman sham ko lota to darwaza bnd tha, bell d pr nhi khula, mehman: Dekhye Mr.Aslam drwaza kholye wrna main deewa phlang k ajaunga.
Mrs.Aslam:Deewar kya khak phalango ge Sari rat ek takya to phalang nhi ske.

Islamic

HADEES:
"khane se pehle hath dhona tangdasti ko door karta aur baad mei dhona junoon (pagal pan) ko dafa karta hai."

Sweet

I'm HAPPY:-)

Do u KnOw, wht does it mean?

H-Hum
A-Apko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yad krte hain!

Funny

Flirting is the only job in the world that We cannot include in our CV.
Despite having years of experience and number of references.. :p

Poetry

Raz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko SAGAR.
Duniya mai sab hamraz badal jaty hain.
Kisi k bicharny se koi marr to nahi jata.
Han magar jeene k andaz badal jaty hain....!

Poetry

""Saans""
lene se teri YAAD aati hai,

Yaad aane se meri JAAN jaati hai,

Kaise keh don k sirf Saans se zindgi hai,

Saans bhi to teri YAAD k baad aati hai....

Poetry

"Boht Hi Maan Hay tum pr,

SunO Paas-E-Wafa Rakhna,

Sabhi Se Tum Milo Lekin,

Zara Sa Fasla Rakhna,

Bichar Jana Bhi Parta Hy,

Zara Sa Housla Rakhna.

Poetry

Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani hai.
Tuti hui kashti ruka hua pani hai.
Ek gulab unki kitab mei dum tor choka hai.
Or unko yad hi nhi k ye kis ki nishani hai.

Islamic

Aahadees e NUBWI SAW.
1.Jo shaks hr wqt wazoo me rahega,Allah uski rozi kushada frmaye ga

2.Us shaks ki hajat jald puri hoti hy jo apni hajat ksi or ko na btaye

3.Jis ne apni namazon ki fiqr chor di,Allah ne uski fiqr chor di

4.Allah us shaks ko aabad krta hy jo Hadees-e-Nabwi sun k dosro ko pohnchaye

Funny

2Boyz talkng:
Aj ki girls!

Khuda bachae hme in hasino se

Dil Nashino se

Naznino se

Mahjabino se

Mgr inko kon bachae hm kamino se!

Funny

Sincere Pray of a Girl to God

DEAR GOD again i m not ASKing ANYTHING for MY-SELF FROM U, JUST SEND FOR MY PARENTS A ROMANTIC AND BEAUTIFUL SON IN LAW... ;-)

Good Morning

  .*"Always"*.
welcome a new day with a
     .*"Smile"*.
on ur.
     .*" Lips"*.
.*"."*" Love"*"."*.
in ur
  *"."* Heart*"."*.
&
*"."*" Good"*"."*.
  *" thoughts "*.
in ur
*"."*" mind"*"."*.
and u'll
.*"."*always*"."*.
have a
.*"Wonderful"*.
.*"."*"Day"*"."*.

"GOD BLESS U"
"GOOD MORNING"

Serious

It z Said;
There R 2 Things In Life That Are Very Painful

1st: When Ur Love Loves U & Doesn't Tell U,

2nd: When Ur Love Doesn't Love U And Tells U...

Funny

Three different ways 2 catch a tiger r:
Newton's 3rd law of motion: Allow the tiger 2 catch u & then  catch the tiger as for every action, there is reaction.

Ainstyin law:
Chase the tiger until  it becomes tired & loose its entire energy.

Pakistani law: Catch a cat & beat it untill it admits it self 2 b a tiger.

Islamic

"Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW) se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to AAP (SAW) Ne farmya "Tum jub ghar mei dakhil hone lago to pehle salam karo khawa ghar mein koi ho ya na ho, phir MUJH Par DAROOD BHEJO aur aik dafa SURAH IKHLAS perho"us shakhs ne aisa he kiya to ALLAH  ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski rozi mein kushadgi Ata Farmaee bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhee faizyab huey."

Funny

Boy:
Chalte chalte younhee ruk jata houn mein.,

Baithay baithay younhee baith jata houn mein..

Kiya yeh hi piyar hai.?

Girl:
Nahin yeh kamzori hai....

Miss You

n ss!w ! n ss!w !       n ss!w ! n ss!w !       n ss!w ! n ss!w !       n ss!w ! n ss!w !       Got confused? Be smart dear... Mobile ko ulta karke dekho.!

Islamic

Hadees ka Mafhum:
1 Namaz qaza krny wala
(beshak wo qaza bad may parh lay phr b wo)
1 haqb jahanum main jalay ga.
1 haqb=80 yrs
1 yr=365 days
qyamat's 1 day=50,000 yrs.
Means 1 qaza namaz=2 crore 88 lacs yrs in hell.
Ye logon ko bhejen,
agr 1 b Namazi ho gya
Qyamat tk apko Sawab mily ga
Sadqa.e.jariya

Funny

Utho Sathio Or Mulk Ka Kuch Bhala Karo

Jaaggo
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

0o0ps..! Tum
Ho...
Sorry Yar Tum Tu Wapis So Jao Isi Mei Hi Mulk Ki Bhalai Hay ;)

Poetry

Bin tere dil ko samjhaon kese.

Aana chahun tere pas to aaun kese.

Meri her sans amant hai teri yadon ki.

Toot ker is se ziyada tujhe chahon kese.

Funny

Aj ka khana
hmari tarf se

  (())
kabab

--@--@--@-
seek boti

----%%%%--
seek kabab

&

|_|
/   \
|    |
|__| cold drink

ab na kehna poocha nai

Funny

Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms smsSms sms sms sms sms sms sms

Or kitne sms send karon..!

Friendship

Dost dost k dil ki dua hta hy
Mehsoos tb hta hy jb wo juda hta hy
Bina dost k jeena saza hta hy
Or dost acha ho to Rab ki ata hta hy . .

Serious

When we were kids,
We waited 2 grow up soon,
Now we r grown up,
We realize that wounded knees & broken toys were better than wounded emotions & broken hearts.

Quote

QUOTE: Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (William James)

Serious

Allah Sab ko RIZQ de ga Ye Us ka Wada hy
Lekin Wo sab ko BAKHSH de ga
Ye Us ne WADA nahi kia,,
Phir kun?
Rizq k liye pareshan ho aur
Maghfirat se beparwah....!!

Funny

Ye sms sirf apko khush krne k lie hai
Ye aap k paas aya tou mobile ki light ON hoi
light deakh k aap khush hon gay k chalo MULK main kahin tou light hai..

 

---------------------------------------------------------------

My Message To The World. . .

If U Like Me...

Raise Your Hands. . .

If Not,

Raise Your Standards... ;0)

 

---------------------------------------------------------------

Miss You

$ometimes u miss me!

Most of the time i do!

$ometimes u $m$ me!

Most of the time i do!

$ometimes u 4get me!

.

.

.

.

.

Thats the only thing,

"I Never Do"

Funny

Sardar ko Teesri bar Larki hui to usney Elaan kya k Mera Beta Pada hua hy Dost ne dekha tu kaha k ye tu larki hy!

Sardar Bola:

Munda Maa te Gya aay"

Poetry

"Wo jisy samajhta tha zindagi!

Meri dharkano'n ka fareb tha

Mujhy muskraana sikha k wo

meri "rooh" tak ko rula gaya..


poetry

"Teri talab ki hadd nay aisa janoon bakhsha.....!
"faraz"
"Hum khud ko bhool bethe tujhe yaad karte karte.

good morning

(-_-)/oye
<)( ma kia jee ?
,/ /,good morning



(-_-) te nale
<)(> have a nice
,/ \ day.

poetry

Mujhe ye dukh nahi k mai mar jaoga ek din,

***Dost***

Mujhe dukh hy k mere bad us ki khusiyon ki dua kon karega.

poetry

Mohabbat ka pata btaya nahi jata,

Kisi Dost ko kabhi bhulaya nehi jata,

Apko rakha ha dil main us jaga,

jaha har kisi ko sajaya nehi jata.

islamic

VALUE OF A GIRL IN ISLAM:
This couldn't be said more beautifully...

Be careful not to make a girl cry,because ALLAH counts her Tears.

A girl came out of a man's Rib.

Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior over, but from his side to be equal.

Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the Heart to be Loved!

Pass this to all Beautiful girls that You know & to b0ys too so they know the value of Girls.

quiz

" k i _ _ "
complEt da above word by fiLLing Two miSing letters
thn i'll teL aBt ur perSnality
there can b many words fRm it, let's C which one u make N reply



Kick: Careless.
Kill: Aggressive.
Kilo: Intelligent.
Kind: Polite.
King: Confident.
Kiss: Flirt(oh ho)
Kids: Posessive.
Kite: Brave.
Kiwi: helpful.

poetry

Mery Etmaad ki is se Barh kar Aur Kya Daleel Hogi...


jo Tumhari La-Talluki ko Masrofiat Samajh Betha...
.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poetry

KAL Raat Chaand
Bilkul AAP Jaisa Tha...


Bilkul...


Wohi khobsorti,





Wohi Noor,





Wohi Ghuroor,





Aur
Wohi
Aap Ki Tarha


DOOR=

poetry

Na Khushyan sath hain Na Mohabat Paas Hy

hmari Zindgi K Har Pal Ko Tanhai Raas Hy

Gila Karein hm to Kis Se Karein

wohi hamein Nhi smjhtey Jo sbse Khas Hy. . . . . .

funny

Har aadmi ki 3 Khwahish hoti hain..

1) Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni Maa ko nazar aata hai.

2) Kash wo itna Ameer ho jitna uske bache usay samjte hain.

3) Kash us k utne Affairs ho jitne uski Biwi samajhti hai ;-)

good morning

||||"""""'\/""""''|||| Good
|||| orning
||||___/\__/\___||||
Have a good day
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

poetry

Chand se jub mulaqat hoti hy
Ap k bary me hi bat hoti hy

Wo kehta hy mery pas khubsrat sitary hain

Hm kehty hain Un se b khubsrat DOST hmary hain

poetry

Aaj toot kr uski Yaad aai,
to ehsaas
howa,

"""faraz,,,,"


Utar jayen jo Dil mein,
Wo bhulaey nahi jatey. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

funny

King of the States,

beloved of my father,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,

Samajh aai ?

nai?

lo fer punjabi vich suno.,


Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya!

poetry

Wohi Mehsøøs krty heñ Saza
Dard_E_Möhabbt ki ,
* FARAZ *
Jo Apni Zaat Se Barh Kr ksi Se PIYAR karte hen!

funny

Banta:my cmputer iz going crazy
santa:why?
Banta:i dont ve a keyboard still it is giving keyboard error

inspirational

"ALWAYS have the Determination like a MIRROR...

Who NEVER loses its ABILITY to Reflect back Even if BROKEN into a THOUSAND Pieces..

funny

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha 'jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae'
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge.

funny

Zindagi K 7 Ehem Kaam


1) Studies



2) Games



3) Entertainment



4) Shadi



5)





6)






7)





Shadi K Bad Banda Ksi Kam Ka Nhi Rehta.

funny

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus loaded of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers hm a handful of peanuts, which he gratefuly munches up.
After abt 15 mins, she taps hm on his shoulder again nd she hands hm another handful of peanuts.
She repeats ths gesture 5 more times.
When she is about to hand hm another batch, he asks the little old lady, 'y dunt u eat the peanuts urself?'
'we cant chew thm bcz we hav no teeth. "she replied.
The puzld driver asks. "y do u buy thm thn?"
The old lady replied..
"we just love the chocolate around them" :D

funny

WHY STUDENT FAIL

Sundays-52 in a year.Days left 313

Summer holidays-50.Days left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe
Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days.Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96
1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 81
Exms days 35 days.Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20.Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days.Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun bnda SALGIRHA waly din v parhy....:-)

friendship

Dictionary is the only place where
1.death comes before life
2.End comes before start
3.child comes before parents
4.divorce comes before marriage
5.Evening comes before morning
6.Result comes before Test
7.Destination comes before struggle
8.Dinner comes before lunch
9.Doctor comes before fever.
But the thing i consider right in dictionary is that
10.FRIENDS COMES BEFORE RELATIVES & LOVE.
Dedicated to all my friends......

funny

CAPITALISM V/S SOCIALISM

When NASA first started sending astronauts up, they quicky discovered that ballpens won't work in zero gravity.
To overcome this problem NASA spent a decade and 15 million dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, under water, virtually in any condition on any surface including glass and at temperature ranging from below freezing to 300 degree celsius
.
.
.
.
Russians used pencil instead!

funny

3 guys named
WHAT,
WHY,
WHEN
were talkin

WHAT:WHY what r u doing?
WHY:i dont know what iam doing.
WHAT:why?
WHY:why r u caling me? what?
WHAT:now why did u cal me?
WHY:what! When did i cal u?
WHEN:what is ur problem why r u callin me?
WHY:what? did i cal u? When?
WHAT & WHEN: what
WHEN:why r u caling urself?
WHY:did i cal myself, when?
WHEN:what?
WHAT:why did u cal me? Dont ask when?
WHY & WHEN: what
Now forward n kill others

friendship

U can't Tap ur back 4 a "well done"

U can't hug urself 4 cmfort & rlaxatn

U can't cry on ur shldrs

u cant tel ur screts 2 urself

dat's y we hv Friendz in our lives

They are the ones who



Care



Comfort



Console



Cheer



Cherish



Support Us



Simply they make our life beautiful!

Sentimental

Some say ,they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella..

Some say ,they love da sun but when da sun shines, they search for shade..

Some say, they love da wind but when itz windy, they close their windows..

Thats why, I am scared, when someone says :
"i luv u"

sweet

Luck is like sand in hands.It will sneak out through fingers,no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.Only hands in the praying posture can save it...:-)

funny

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology"..

American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..

Pakistani scientist dug and f0und nothng


they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!

Proud to b Pakistani!

friendship

A 5 year 0ld b0y askd her frnd w0t's frndship..?
She replied frndship iz when u steal my chocolates evry day frm my bag & I still keep them in the same place..

islamic

~Aj ki pyari baat~

jab tumhein Mehsus ho K tumhari tabiyat ko
zikar-e-khuda se Muhabbat ho gai tu samjho 'ALLAH' tmhein psnd krta he.

funny

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se:
Agar Main Subah Apni Car Mein Niklon To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hmare Pas B Pehly Asi Hi Car Thi.

funny

1 admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: khan sahab tm q udas hy?
Pathan:aaj hm ko N.W.F.P ka mutlab pta chal gya:-(

Admi:wo kia?

Udas pathan:

"NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN"?

poetry

Na smj sake unka koi b bahana.
Kbi palko pe bithana kbi nazro se girana..
Saqi tere maikday ka dastur h kesa?
Pehle ji bhr k pilana phr ktray ktry pe tarsana..

mother

Hogae Jawan bachay
Boorhi horahi hy MAA
Be chiragh ankho me Khwab bo rahi hy
MAa
Roti apne Hisse ki de k apne bacho ko
Sabr ki Rida orhay Bhooki so rahi hy
MAA
Saans ki Mariza hy phr b Thande pani se
Kitni sakht Sardi me kapre dho rahi hy
MAA
Ghair ki shkayat pr phir kisi shrarat pr
Maar kr mujhe khud b ro rahi hai maan.

quiz

Define me in 3 colours:

Pink=emotinal
White=sensitive
Blue=decent
Green=talkative
Black=deep
Orange=proud
Brown=nervous
Maroon= confident
Majenta= naughty
Red=hot
Purple=atractive
Light blue= adorable
Soft pink= cute
Coffee= loveable
Reply's must..

good morning

Pholon ne amrit ke jaam bheja hai, soorj ne gagan se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se humne ya paigaam bheeja hai,GOOD MORNING!

dare

During his speech, John Kenedy, the former president of America once said to bhutto: you don't know
you are standing in the greatest building of USA.
Bhutto replied with smilling face:
Unfortunately, you dont know the greatest building of America is under my feet.

"DARE DIFFERENCE''

awareness

The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body :
1) 2 glasses of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion..
2) 1 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs..
3) 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight..
4) 1 glass after taking a bath helps lower blood pressure..
Pass on to the people you care about...

sweet

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!

And even more beautiful, is to know that you are the reason behind!

Keep smiling!

funny

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wqt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..or 15 din bad 180kg ho gya
Incredible but true
.
.



Bacha Hathi ka tha..!

funny

U know why women starts with "W"

Bcoz all Questions start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife?

So woman meanz full time Questions.

funny

Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitan hai.
Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?





Woh
Pathan hai.

Good night

,.+""-., ,.-""
#( -_-)(-_- )#
*" )(<>" )("<*
""-.,*,.-""
Lìttle åñgèls çömiñg ur way2say
*._.***._.*._.*
GOOD NIGHT!

Sentimental

Time does not wait 4 u or me..
days pass & years pass,
u miss ur best ones,
u move away 4rm ur close ones.
Ur life changes,
friends change,
people change!
But ur heart has those precious moment etched on it
whethr u want it or not.
Its always there making u
happy at sad times
sad even at happier times.
Ur heart has those moments in that corner where no one can see what it is.
When others ask by seeing ur face
"what"?
U just smile & say
NUTHING

Islamic

"When Allah completed the creation, He

wrote in His Book which is with Him on His Throne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger."

(Bukhari)


Happiness

Life is a chemistry

If u

Dilute ur sorrows

Evaporate ur worries

Elevate ur courage

&

Filter ur smile

U'l get crystal of love

 

May u alwey b supersaturated with happines


Poetry

Ae khuda aj ye faisla krde,

Usy mera ya

mjy uska krde,

Buhat dukh sahe meny,

Koi khushi ab muqadar krde,

Buht mushkil ha ab us sy door rehna,

Judai ka safar ab kum krde,

Jitna door chala gia

wo muj se,

Usy ab utna kareb krdy,

Nahi likha agr nasib mai uska milna,

Khatam krye zindagi or mjy fana kr de.


Poetry

Tu jo bichry to mily dard QAYAMAT jesa.

 

Tujh se kesa ye taluq hy muhobat jesa.

Jisy chaho usy ehsasy KHUDAI dy do.

Silsla pyar ka rakho to EBADAT jesa...!

Poetry

Yu to log badlte hain so wo badal gaya

 

use Kisi Ne Meri YAAD se gafil rhna sikha dia,

 

jo khta tha na rahe ga mere BIN

 

USE KISI Aur ne JINA SIKHA DIYA.....!!


 

Poetry

Dil ko dillagi se bachaya na ja saka,

Qismat se apna ap chupaya na ja saka, Hairat hai k log kaise khuda ko bhool gaye, Hmse to ik insan b bhulaya na ja saka.


Poetry

Tum se bohot kuch kehna hai

...MAGAR...

 

kabhi tum nahi miltey to

..kabhi alfaaz nahi miltey..

 

Ek nai duniya basana chahta hon

 

...MAGAR....

 

kabhi neend nahi aati to kabhi khwaab nahi miltey..

 

Ye doriyan to mita do mai ek pal main,

 

...MAGAR....

 

kabhi kadam nahi chaltey to kabhi rastey nahe milte!


Poetry


Ye jo zindagi ki kitab hai , ye kitab be

kia kitab hai...

Kahian ak haseen sa khawab hai , kahian jaan lewa azaab hai , kahian kho liya , kahian paa liya , kahian roo liya , kahian gaa

liya , kahian chheen leti har khushi , kahian mehrban by hisaab hai ...

Ye zindagi ki kitab hai... !


Poetry

Muddato bad aj rone ko dil krta ha,Lakh

ashko se ankhe dhoney ko dil krta ha,Ha kisi ajnabi ko toot k chaha hmne,Jinki bahon me aj sone ko dil krta ha,Dil ko sambhala tha seene me kahi

salon se,Najane aj kio khone ko dil krta ha,Use ja kr koi keh de hmra hal e dil,Usk ang ang me samoney ko dil krta ha,Muddate jin se dur hmne

guzari,Aj bs unse ek hone ko dil krta ha...

Miss you

Lovely Msg 4 a lovely Person from a

lovely Person 4 a lovely Reason at a lovely Time from a lovely mind in a lovely Mood in a lovely Style 2say I Miss U><


Islamic

Beautiful

believe;

 

Jab meri DUA Qbol ho to khushi hoti ha k is main meri marzi ha aur jab na ho to khushi or b brh jati ha k Allah ki mrzi ha

 

Hazrat Ali

(R.A)

Poetry

Sarri duniya ki rawajoo sy bagawet ki

thi , yaad ata hai mai ny b mohabt ki thi...

Jb kisi ki yaadon ny aankhon ko bhigoya tha meri ,

mai ny naam ki tesbee pe telawet ki thi...

Tuj ko

chor kr haste hoe ghar aye,

itna roe k aakhon ny qayamet ki thi... 


Poetry

Shaam ky ujalo par,

Apny narm hatho sy,

Koi baat achi si,

Koi khwab sacha sa,

Koi bolti khushbu,

Koi sochta lamha,

Jab bhi likhna chaho gy,

Soch k daricho sy,

Yaad k hawalo sy,

Mera naam chup

chup kar,

Tum ko yaad aay ga,

Hath kaanp jaingy shaam teher jay gi.

Meri yaad aay gi,

MERI YAAD AAY GI.


Poetry

Kbhi chand bn k mila karo, Kbhi phool

bn k khila karo, Mere dil mai bajty saz ko, Kbhi chupky chupky suna karo, Mai hawa bn k aonga, Tum raston mai raha karo, Meri zindgi k andheron

mai, Tum chirag bn k jala karo, Meri subhon mai meri shamon mai, Mera zikar bn k raha karo....!


Prayer

DUA

 

Khushian milein dunia mein wo tum ko .

 

Jin ki koi misal na ho.

 

Melien umar bhar tum ko chahteien.

 

tumhary honton pe koi sawal na ho.

 

Meray dil ki yehi hai arzoo

 

tum kabi preshan hal na ho.

 

Meri duaein hamesha rahein gi sath tumhary

 

Chahay tumey hamara koi khayal na ho... 


Poetry

Had-e-idrak se agy thi tere qurb ki sham

Dhondne tj ko kahan chand sitaray jate

Tj se mansob hoey to ye hasrat hi rhi

Hm kbi apne hwale se b jane jate!


Poetry

Ye hijar k sadme tø kbhi kam nai hønge

 

wo laöt k aae gi tò phir hum nai hònge

 

Chahat k chragøn me yehi baat ajab hy

 

Bujh jaenge lekin kabhi madham nahi hönge


Poetry

Un se kehna hum mazay mein hain...

 

Bus yadain bohat stati hain...

 

Un ki doori ka gham nahi muje...

Bas zara ankhain bheeg jati hain...


Funny

Dil ne kaha chalo SMS karo

 

 

Socha . . . . .

 

 

. . .Dil to PAGAL HAI''

 

 

Phir khayal aya koi baat nahi,

 

 

Jis ko karna hai

!

!

!

Wo konsa

Qaid-e-AZAM hai....


Poetry


Muhabat Kam Nahi Karna,
Koi Bhi Roog De Dna..
Magar Itni Guzarish Hai,
Meri Tareek Raaton Se,
Tum Apni,
Chahaton ki Low,
Kabhi Madham Nahi Karna....


Sweet

When I Miss

A Special

Person

 

 

 

I Dont Have To

Go Far

 

I

Just

Have To

Look Inside

My Heart Bcause

 

 

Thats

Where

You always are...


Poetry

"DIL" kabi surat-e-halaat se bahir na gaya,

Main "MOHABBAT" me

b oqaat se bahir na gaya,

Ek Tu hai k Jahan bhar se "TALUQ" Tera,

Ek Main hon k Teri "ZAAT" se bahir na gaya,

Marhala Tuje se

"JUDAI" ka b aa pohncha magar,

Main abhi pehli "MULAQAAT" se bahir na gaya,

"SOCH" koi na Teri soch se hat kar sochi,

Tazkara koi Teri "BAAT" se bahir na gaya,

Ao "SURAJ" ko batate hain Tamazat kya hai,

"CHAND" kya jaane ye khud Raat se bahar na gaya.


Funny

Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai

 

Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai

 

Uper talash-e-gumshuda or

 

Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-


Poetry

Tum agar yaad rakho gay to enayat hogi.

Werna humko bhi kahan tumse shikayat hogi.

Zindagi dard k sehra ka unwan sahi.

Tum agar bhool bhi jao to rewayat hogi.


Poetry


Ehsas k daman main anso gira kr dekho,

pyar kitna sacha hy azma kr dekho,

apko bhul kr kia hogi dil ki halat,

kisi aainey pr pathar gira kr dekho.


Funny

* MOBILE DISHES *

 

CALL:

GOSHT Ka Maza

 

SMS:

SABZI ka Maza

 

MISS CALL:

DAAL ka Maza

 

NO RESPONSE:

FAQA

 

Aj kuch Pakane ka irada hai Ya Aj bhi "FAQA" chale ga..


Poetry

Jis rah pe jane ki ijazat nhi milti

 

sau baar guzrte hain khyalat udher se


Funny

6 truths of life:

 

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

 

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

 

3. The first truth is a Lie.

 

4. You r smiling nw, bcoz u r an idiot.

 

5.u soon wil forward dis 2another idiot.

 

6.There's still a stupid smile on ur face.


Good wishes

A . Dua . FoR . U May Green,

B the grass u walk on..

May Blue,

B the sky above u..

May Pure,

B the joys that surrounds u..

And

May True,

B the one who loves u..


Poetry

Ye zid Hy Hmari K Tumhen Cheen Lein Sb Se!

 

Hum Or Zmany Sy Tqaza Nhe Krty!

 

Hum Gosha-e-Tanhai Me Ro Lety Hein Aksar!

 

Hum Shehr Ki Gliyon Me Tmasha Nhe Krty..


Poetry

Na karta shikayat zamane se koi ! * Agar maan jata manane se koi ! * kisi ko yaad kyun karta koi ! * Agar bhool jata bhulane se koi ! .


Friendship

Do LAMHO se

bani hai ye

"ZINDAGI"

Ek " KHUSHI "

Or

Ek " GHUM "

Do LOGO se bani hai ye.....

"=DÖSTI="

Ek " TUM "

Or

Ek "HUM"


Have a nice day

Life is a rope that swings us thru hope.

Always blieve 2day is better thn yesterday & 2morow wil b much better thn 2day.

 

I wish Ur everyday 2 b a nice day :)


Good Night

.- '' ''-

.' *

'-. _ _ .-

 

*-*-*-*-*-*-*- good night

*-*-*-*-*-*


Funny

Husband apni wife se: Aaj tumne ye kaisa khana banaya hai

Bilkul Gobar jaisa!

Wife: Haye RABBA!

iss aadmi ne kia kia chakh rakha hai....!!!


Poetry


Dil ko dillagi se bachaya na ja saka, Qismat se apna ap chupaya na ja saka, Hairat hai k log kaise khuda ko bhool gaye, Hmse to ik insan b bhulaya na ja saka.


Poetry


Is tarah nahi krtay rabta to rakhtay hain

 

Thora milnay julnay ka silsila to rakhtay hain

 

Manzilain buland hon to mushkilain b aati hain

 

Mushiklon se larnay ka hosla to rakhtay hain

 

Jo tumharay apnay hon tum se pyar krtay hon

 

un ka hal kaisa hai? Kuch pata to rakhtay hain

 

Dosti k rishtay ko tortay nahi aisay

 

Roothay doston se b wasta to rakhtay hain

 

Chhor janay walay aksr lot kr b aatay hain

 

Lot kr wo aanay ka rasta to rkhtay hain.


Poetry

Meray hathon ki lakeeron mein ye aib chupa hai MOHSIN,

 

Main jis shakhs ko chuu loon woh mera nahi rehta.


Funny

Pathan:Station jane k kitne logay?

!

Ricksha wala:50

!

Pathan:20 le lo

!

Ricksha wala:20 may kon le k jayega

!

Pathan:Tum peche betho hum le k jayega.


Friendship

Friendship isn't about wh0m u have kn0wn the L0ngest...

OR

wh0 came 1st...

OR

wh0 Cares the Best..

Its all abt WH0 CAME & NEVER LEFT!


Quiz

FRIENDSHIP TEST..!

Select a color 4 me & fr dekhty hain wt u thnk or feel abt me?

BLUE

PURPLE

GREEN

PINK

YELLOW

WHITE

&

BLACK!

(reply but only 1 colour)


 

ANSWER:

 

BLUE:U thnk m shelfish

PURPLE:U thnk m flirty

BlACK:U think m close 2 u

PINK:U thnk m innocenT

YELOW:V r best frnz

WHTE:Uthnk m cute

GREEN.U luv me 


Funny

Our friendship is Ideal

U happy i happy,

U sad i sad,

U cry i cry,

U laugh i laugh,

U jump out from the window,

I look down and say

"jahan raho khush raho":)


Funny

Girl in a party to a man:Excues me sir kya ap mere FACE se 1cheez hata sakte hen?

Man khush hote hue

'han han bolo kia?

Girl: Zallel admi apni gandi nazrain!


Quiz


Select 1 n i'll let u know wat kind of romantic nature u have:

RAIN

SKY

FLOWERS

EYES

COLOUR

DARKNES

SONGS

CLOUDS

RAINBOW

FRAGRANCE

BOOKS

SUNLIGHT

SHYNESS

HANDS


 

ANSWER:

 

RAIN: extreme romantic.

SKY:wants to b constant in romance

fLOWER:respectable

EYES: shamless

COLOR: flirt

DARKNESS: want hide ur romance

SONG: enthusiam

CLOUDS: dry

RAINBOW: polite

FRAGRANCE:naughty

BOOKS: sensible

SUNLIGHT: bold

SHYNESS: lovable

HANDS: cheap


Funny

Qazi nikkah k waQt haazreen sy...

"Kisi ko ic shadi per aitraaz hy?

 

1 awaaz ubhri:

"Mujhy hy"

 

Qazi ghussay sy: "Tum khamosh raho! Tum

DULHA ho:- 


Funny

1st pathan: "I AM GOING ka kiya matlab hay."

 

2nd pathan: "Main ja raha hoon."

 

1st pathan: "Aise nahi janay doonga, phelay matlab batao ..!!":-P


Funny

2 aadmi ek Doosre ko ARABIC mey galia dey rahe they.

QareeB se Guzarta Huwa Pathan ruk kar sunnay laga phir un sy bola....

 

 

 

 

 

BhaiYo!

HamaRe liye b DUA KrNa!


Miss You

GIFT 4 U............. Plz Kholo Magar Piyar Se................

********

 

 

*******u

 

 

*****s u

 

 

****ss u

 

 

***iss u

 

 

**Miss u

 

 

* Miss u

 

 

I Miss u 


Funny

Pakistan me shadiya waldain k mrzi se hote he

 

Islye dulhe k leye dulhan surpriz hoti he

 

Ghongat utane k bd

 

ya

 

 

 

ashwariya

 

 

 

 

Ya

 

 

 

Jaysuria ;-)


Funny

God said :

"I can't be everywhere so i created "Mother".!

 

Devil said :

"me too can't be everywhere so i introducd "Mother In Law" ;-)


Poetry

Kash wo kabhi palko pe sajay mujhe,

Ruthon

kabhi to wo manaye mujhe,

Dil uski yad se ek pal bhi ghafil nhi,

Phir kese mumkin hai k wo bhool jaye mujhe...


Funny

Child:

Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop

se lenge.

Mom:

lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.

Child:

Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jharhiyan yahi rehti hain!


Funny

In Pakistan,survey was done that,

How many

people want 2 make FRIENDSHIP with

*ME*

Survey

5%said YES

0%said NO

95%said

HAMARI AISI KISMAT KAHAN???


Poetry

Hawa-e-Dard chali aur uski yad ai, Lo

phir se Sham dhali aur uski yad ai, kisi ki Baton ki barish mai hum bi Bheg gaye, kisi ne Bat bhi na ki aur uski yad ai


Poetry

Ana Ki bat hy wrna mohbat ab b baqi

hy.Usy mri mujy uski zarurt ab b baqi hai.Koi mushkil agr drpesh aye lot ana tum,Tmhrae wastay dil main jaga ab bhi baki hai


Funny

Excellent mind

 

 

khubsoorat chehra

 

 

meethi

awaz

 

 

masum ankhen

 

 

perfect pesonality

 

khushmizaj andaz

 

 

ye to hue meri baat

 

 

or sunao kesi ho AAP.


Sweet

; . Special

c("") coffee

"" for

you...

 

I mixed it with love and happiness

 

 

 

but no

Sugar.

Because,i know U r so sweet..


Funny

Shrabi knocks door of his home

Wife opens

door. Sharabi asks: Who r u?

She says: How dare you forget ur wife!

He says:"Nasha har ghum ko bhula deta hai...


Poetry

Ik mulåkåt kåro hüm$e eñåyet $åmjh

kår.Hår çhéez kå håisåb deñge qåyåmåt såmåjh kår. Meri Do$ti pe $håk ñå kårñå kåbi,Hüm kårte håiñ Do$ti,bhi Ebådåt såmjh kår.


Poetry

Hove sapnay vich tu te jagave koi na,

 

sochan mariya vich tu Te bulave koi na,

 

tere khayalan de mukadme vich saza ho jaye,

 

hove umar qaid te churave koi na


Poetry

Jo pyar ka reshta hum banate hain use

logon se kyun chupate hain ager hota hai gunah kisi ko pyar karna to Bachpan se sab pyar karna kyun sikhate hain?


Poetry

Jo adhori reh gai thi wo kahani sochana..

Baith kar tanha faqat batain purani sochna...

Jab kisi sahil pe aa jae mari yaad tumhain..

Kyun jazeeron ki taraf behta hai pani sochna...

Jab kabhi

likhna kahani ''zeest'' ki, mojon pe tum..

Kyun badal jate hain lafzoon ke maani sochna..


Poetry

Wo jo mujh ko bewfa ka laqb deta ha,

 

Sans

chalti ha mgr murda bna deta hai

 

Ay SAQI mt poch US k maikhanay ka pata,

 

 

US k tu shehr ka pani bhi nasha deta hai


Poetry

Mohabat har iñsaan ko aazmati hy,

kisi se

roöth jati hy or kisi pe muskurati hai,

Mohabat khel hi ésa hai,

Kisi ka kuch nahi jata or kisi ki jaan jati hai.


Funny

Nai naweli dulhan ka chehra dulhey ne

apne hathon men le kr pyar se kaha. Hazoor ka naam kiya ha?

Dulhan. Hazrat Mohamad salala ho alehe wasalam.


Poetry

Tum pe khatam sari chahat hogi"

 

"phir na

kisi pe yeh inayat hogi"

 

"kuch is tarha se karengy yaad "tum" ko

 

"na tum ko shikwa hoga na Zamane ko shikayat hogi.


Poetry

Fasle itne tu pehle na hua kerte the

Main

wohi hon jise tum dost kaha kerte the

Tum agar bhol gaye ho tu koi bat nahi

Zakhm tu pehle b is Dil pe laga kerte the


Poetry

Muddat Se Koi Shakhs Rulane Nahi Aaya,

 

Jalti Huyi Ankhon Ko Bujhane Nahi Aaya,

 

Kehta Tha Sath Jiyen Ge Sath Maren Ge,

 

Ab Ruth Gaye Hain To Manane Nahi Aaya..


Poetry

Apni zaat say nikal kr tujhay tanha

chahoon,

Maloom tum ko bhi na ho tujay itna chahoon,

Meri hr saans teri amanat hai,

Mujay bta main tujay aur kitna chahoon.


Funny

Aaj News Paper mein parha

k doston ko sMs

karne se dil ki beemari ho sakti hai.

 

To aaj se BAND.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kya Sms..?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nahi re..!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEWS PAPER..


Poetry

Maire chahaten tumse alag kab hen

 

dil k

batien tum se chupi kab hen

 

tum sath rho dil me dhrkan ki trh

 

phir zindagi ko sanso ki zrurat kb hai.


Poetry

Wasal main b wohi fasly sarab k hain..

K

us ko neend muje rt jagy ki adat hai..

Tera naseeb hai ay dil sada ki mehromi.

Na wo sakhi na tujy mangny ki aadat hai


Funny

Agar aap chahty hain k aap k ghar main

ALLAH ke rahmat ho,frishtoon ka nzol ho,ghar main har traf skon ho,

To aik kam karen

.

 

 

 

 

Foran ghar sy bahir nikl jaen.


Islamic

ise konsa kaam hy jise Allah ne pasand

farmaya hy lekn Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) ne woh kaam kabhi nai kiya?

 

Ans: Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) ne kabhi azan nahi di thi.

Q k ager Aap(S.A.A.W) azan daite

tau kainat ki her cheez masjid mey aajati or nizam-e-kainat ruk jata...

SUBHAN ALLAH


Quiz

If You are a Radio Presenter!

Then

Which

song would you dedicate to me?

Rain

/ , / ' / , / ' / , / ,

, Nice , /

, / , / /

/ , / '/ , / RaIn/

/ '/ , / DAy , / ' / . /

/ enjoy lovely weather/

, ' , ' / ' , ' / , / '


Friendship

Feeling of love

+

Moment of caring

+

Small

small sharing

+

Stupid fights

+

Shoulder to cry

+

To be together in pain

=

Creats a miracle called

"A TRUE FRIEND"


 

Funny

Malika Shrawat ko

Airport pe Custom

walon

ne Roka or pucha..

 

Madam is Tiffin Box

me kia he?

 

Malika:

Tang na karo yeTiffin Box Nahi, Mere Kapron ka Suitcase hy


Friendship

Jiski Stupid si batein lagti ho cute,

Sacha lgta hai jiska hr jhot, Jiske sath larte hue bhi aa jaye Smile. Use kehtein hain, Friendship with STYLE !!%-


Funny

Aik Sikh k ghar 7 Larkiyan peda ho gaien.

Us ne Paper main Add diya, "MUNDA peda karn da method dasso..." BENGAL se letter aaya,"Biwi nu Fish dyo"

HARYANA se letter aaya,"Milk Cake dyo..."

NEWYORK se aaya,"Coke dyo..."

PAKISTAN se letter aaya,"1 mauqa sanu v dyo... 


Funny

EVER IMAGINED : We all love to spend lots

of money for buying new clothes but never realise that the best times are enjoyed without clothes!!


Funny

Smbdy asked abheshaik nae or purani umrao

mae kia diff hae he said nae wali sy apni setting hae purani wali sy papa ki.


Quiz

Here is ur face test.

How u look like

accordng 2 ur face?

Choose 1 of them

 

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

 

Tell me any 1 in the list.


 

ANS:

 

 

 

1 beautiful

2 mental

3 sweet

4 abnormal

5

cute

6 foolish

7 clever

8 bad

9 good

10 lovely...

Funny

Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa.

?

?

?

?

Iss sms main say W X aur Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms

milega.

Funny

Ho Nahi Sakta k Muhjy teri Yaad na aye,

Bhool k b Bhulaon wo Waqt na aye,

Tum Bhulo to Tumhen neend na aye

Main Bholon to

.

.

.

.

.

Banda Bhool hi Jata hay;-)


Poetry

'Chand or mai'!!

 

 

 

 

Donoon ka 1 saa

mukadar

Wo falak pe akela

Mai zameen pe tanha

Woh roshni mange suraj se

Aur mai...

Mohtaj teri DOSTI ka.


Quiz


Reply is must:

2day is attraction day, tel

me 1thing that attracts u the most in me.

Be serious and frank.

Send this 2 all ur friends n know how attractive u r!


Quiz

If God Stopped Considering Sins For 1 Day

What Would U Do.?

Poetry

Ek din jb hm duniya se chale jae ge, mat

sochna k aap ko bhool jaen gay, Bas ek bar ankhien band kar k kholna, hum ban k aansu palkon par utar aaegay..


Friendship

Only Eyes Speak Truth

 

Neither The Mirror

Nor The Lips

The Person Who is ur frnd Can C Pain In ur Eyes While Evry 1 Else Still Believes In ur smile


Funny

What is CONFIDENCE??

 

 

10 Boys decide to

Propose a Girl.,

 

 

 

9 Boys came with Roses,.

.

.

.

.

1 Boy came with Molvi for Marriage...!!

That is Confidence..!!


Miss you

Dil se dil tk

 

Jan se jan tk

 

Din se raat tk

 

Soboh se sham tk

 

Kl se AJ tk

 

Ap se moj tk

 

January se

December tk

 

Mere sms krne

se apko sms

Milne tk

*I MISS U*


Quiz

Choose from the follwing thn i ll tell U

abt ur luv life:

1:sunset

2: pearl in shell deep in sea

3:Buttrflies

4:Rosebuds

5:Giggles

6:Snowing


 

ANS:

 

1:U lost ur luv

2:U luv som1 secrtly

3:U

realy in luv but dnt realis it

4:Ur partnr luvz U more thn U

5:Its ur 1st lv dnt lose

6:U wnt 2 get maried wd luvr


Poetry

Taiz barish me kbi sard hawaon me raha,

1tera zikr tha jo meri sadaon me raha;;

Kitne logon se mere gehre marsim thay mgr,

Tera naam hi faqt meri duaon me raha


Islamic

لوح‎ قرآنی

[الم‎ ][حمعسق‎][ن‎]

[المص‎][حم‎][يس‎]

[كهيعص‎] ق‎ [آمين‎)


 

Funny

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THE END

Aap ne meri new film daikh li hai

 

 

"TAARE MOBILE PAR" :-)


Funny

If u have

 

 

no gift

 

 

No lift

 

 

no car

 

 

no bike

 

 

 

 

no

money

 

 

no house

 

 

Then...

 

 

just visit our website

 

 

www.mola menoo chuk lay.com;-)


Funny

Ek jinazay ke sath bahut se log ja rhay

thay. Ek pathan b ja k sath milla.

Kisi nay kaha

Kalmai Shahdat

Pathan uchal kar zor se bola

"ZINDA BAAD''


Funny

Mian bivi,apny bchy k ly robot ly ay

Jo b jhot bolta us k thapr marta

Son:abu aj me bemar ho schol nhi jao ga

Chataakh!

Bap:tm ny jhot bola?

Me jb tmary jitna tha kbi jhot ni bolta tha

Chataakh!

Mom(kichen sy):

kia hoa?

Bap:ye chinto boht jhot bolta hy

Mom:zahir hy apka he beta hai

Chataakh...!!!

Funny

1 larka Mar Gya Uski Maa Rotay Hue Boli

"Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha He Kya Tha?"

1 Parosan Larki Boli

"parshaan na hoon, Maine usy Sb KUch Dekha Diya Tha

Funny

Jab aap paida huay

Tab AakaSh Se phool barSay

Pariyon ne jaShan kia

FariShton ne

Ghee k charagh jalaey

Aur Bolay

HaMari jaan chuhti

Ab Dunia walay Bhugten ge..

Cute

.-"5"-4. /7),4,/2)

8( '3.' 4 )0( '9;9'21 )6

(3,9,6)(4,5,)9(,8,)(,52,)

 

Sirf number delete kro aor dekho kya nazar ata hai ...


Funny

Sardar: i am very kanjos.I went to honeymoon alone & saved half money.2nd Sardar:u r nothing,i saved all my money,my frnd was going and i sent my wife with him

Poetry

Tumhain udas dekh ker,,,

Kisi k rang kho gaye..!

Kahin pe chand bhujh gia,,

Kahin sitaray so gaye..!

Kahin pe barishon ki rutt,,

Ghazb ki piyas ban gayiy

Koi bahar rooth ker,,,

Sarapa aas ban gayi..!

Kisi k mosmon ko yun,,,

Azaab mat kia karo..!

Udas mat hua karo....!


 

Funny

Teacher asked a student:'Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?'

Student:

'MINI SKIRT jaisa ! zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.

Funny

Height Of Bad Luck. . .

 

 

I Just Wanted To KISS

a CHARMING,

 

INTELLIGENT

 

&

 

MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth

But

My Lips

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't Touch My Cheeks ;-)


Funny

Q: Define GYNACOLOGIST....???

 

 

 

Ans: The only fool on earth who finds problems in the place where all others find pleasure..

Friendship

FRIDAY- Means

F- Fresh hojao

R- Raho NAMAZ k liye tayyar

I- Ibadat zyada karo

D- Darud bhejte raho

A- Achi dua karo

Y- Yaad rakho mujhe bhi dua me


Funny

A Boy went to doctor with Lips infection. After cheking

doctor said: "Apni girlfriend ko bolo LipStick ka brand change karey, tumhe MEDORA se allergy hai. :-)


Quiz

Wat will ur husband say to u 'ghoonghat uthane ke baad'at ur first night?pick up number n i will tell u later!

1 ,3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15,17,19,21


 

 

 

 

1.me juru ka ghulam bn k rehunga

3.uf Kaha phs gya

5.i cant wait anymore

7.beta tension na lo

9.tmare ktne boyfrnds the

11.u r gud bt i luv sme1 els

13.haye me mar gya kski aah lagi mje

15.ghungat wapis dal dega

17.aa seene nal lag ja tha kr k

19.my luv 4 u is infinite

21.Tum pehle kahan thi

Funny

Story of KISSES: When u kiss an American Girl she said:

Kiss me Hard.

 

Indian Girl:Kiss me Soft.

 

Pakistani Girl: Jaldi karo Ammi aajaye gi.


Funny

Nakhra tuhada

tauba tauba...

 

Ajeeb tuhada style hai...

 

Message kadi karna nahi...

 

Rolla paya, sadde kol mobile hai

Funny

Sardar: tere result da ki bnya? Pappu: medam kehndi is class vich 1 Saal hor lagna hai. Sardar: phr thik hai, saal bhaven 2-3 hor lag jaan ,bas fail na hoen:-)

Funny

Savara jaldi uth k naha k.saf kapre pa k. Masjid ja k. Allah agge sajdy pay k akhan band kar k. Sacha dil nal puchh. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi,c main kithe,c.

Funny

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: opar Q aaya?

 

Pathan :apple khanay

 

Bandar:yeh to aam ka darakht hai

 

pathan: pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.


Funny

Kabi kabi dil chahta hy k kuch aisa ho jae:-

paperz hon mgar result na aye,

Classz hon mgar teacherz na ayen,

Bus me bethain college na aye,

Picnic pr jaye mgar wapis na aye,

Gadi chalaen mgar petrol na dalwaen,

Kabi kabi parhain mgar pass hojayen,

Haftay me char 4 din hon ta k sunday jaldi jaldi aye! ;-)


Poetry

Ye"YAD"hi to"YAD"hy k hr"YAD"mey tu"YAD"hy

jis"YAD"mey tu"YAD"nhi wo"YAD"b

koi"YAD"hy ye jo"YAD"YAD"ka hai silsila, is

"SILSILA-E-YAD" mey

faqat tu hi tu"YAD"hy


Funny

1 SARDAR ne apni hone wali biwi' se kaha:

"Tumhen engagment par kaya don?"

 

Larki:

"Mujhe 1 Ring de dena"

 

Sardar:

"Mobile par ya P.T.C.L par?"


Poetry

Kisi ki khatir mohabat ki Intaha kardo,

 

Par itna bhi Nahi k isko Khuda kardo,

 

Mat Chaho kisi ko toot kar itna bhi k,

 

Apni hi Wafaon se Usko Bewafa kardo.


Funny

Wife going to spain askd her husb:wht shud I bring 4u?

Husb:A spanish girl.

Wife leaves quietly

On her return husb asks:whre is my gift?

Wife:wait 4 9mnths ;-)


Funny

A man catches a fish.

Wife: Cant cook it due to

No gas,

No elect,

No ata

&

No cookg oil.

Man puts da fish back in da river.

Fish comes up

& shouts:

GEO Musharaf 


Funny

A light can replace dark

A success can replace failure

A smile can replace pain

But nothing can replace YOU

.

.

WHY?

.

.

.

.

Defective piece

No replacement :D


Funny

CH. PERVEZ ELAHI

Or

CH. SHUJJAAT HUSSAIN ki janib se

 

Qom k naam eham peghaam....

 

 

Meray aziz humwatno

 

 

.

 

 

 

 

.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tussi CHANGGI NAI KEETI.


Funny

Sochta hun k

 

Ye Daulat

Ye Bungley

Ye Garian

Ye Dunia bhar k Aisho Aram

 

Sab chor k kahi

chali jaon

lekin phr

sochti hun..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI ;-)


Funny

The woRd

Woman has"MAN"in it

Mrs has Mr in it

Female has MALE in it

She has HE in it

Madam has ADAM in it

NO WONDER

"MEN"always TRy k aurton me ghus k rahen;-)


Funny

Once a Sardar recieved a message from his girl friend

 

"I MISS YOU"

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

Sardar replied

 

.

 

.

 

"I Mr YOU"


Funny

82uv 4u5 vn2v n22 3vn 29v 2v8n 2b5 92v098 5b92

92 8n5v 25

v3

.

.

 

Nhi samjh i? koi bat nai, mujy b nai i.

Agy send kerdo

Q k,

Tension lene ka nai dene ka...


Funny

1 Larka,1 Larki

AHA

 

 

Adhi Rat ko

OHO

 

 

Jungle ma

WAH WAH

 

 

Jhari k Peche

OUII

 

 

Sbse chup k

UFF

 

 

 

Daba daba k

AHA

 

 

 

 

Aam kha rhay thay.


Funny

'Baby baby Yes mama' in punjabi version:

Kakay kakay

Han baybay

Phak lai cheeni

Na baybay Jhooth marda

Na baybay

Lawan jutti

Na baybay

Khol bootha

HaHaHa.

Funny


Close ur Eyes n think abt urself

 

Ur face

 

Ur style

 

Ur nature

 

Ur smile

 

Ur looks

 

Now open ur eyes

 

Muft main HORROR film dikhi na?

Chalo thanx bolo:-)


Funny

Ek family ne SHOLAY film dekhi.

Ghar aa k shohar biwi se mazak mein bola!

 

NAACH BASANTI..

 

Unka bacha zor se bola

 

BASANTI IS KUTTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA....


Funny

1st Sardar:Kal mera bapuo Kunwain main gir gaya aur zor zor se chekhne laga

2nd:Ab kaisa hai?

1st:Theek hi ho ga, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi


Funny

Allah ke naam pe maula ke naam pe koi mere is sms parhne wale dost ko paisa dedo yeh mujhay sms nahi karta


Friendship

I can see u in my hands whenever i join them 4 prayer.

U alwez live in my heart coz this relation of friendship is from HEARTto HEART!


Funny

Job offer In Paktel.

 

Send Ur Resume to

jobs@Pkl.com.pk

 

Location: Lhr

 

Salary:60,000 to 80,000

 

Job Nature:

Paktel Tower Pe Beth K Jazz k signal rokne Hain ;-)


Poetry


Meri zindagi par faqat itna Ehsan kr do

 

ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kr do

 

Ek subha ko milo or sham kr do

 

OR sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kr do...


Funny

Pathan walking at night..

Samne gober para tha.. Pathan ne jhuk kar ungli dalkar taste kiya aur bola ohh yeh tau gober hai shukr hai mera pair nahi para..


Funny

\_/

\(")/

-(_)-

/(_)\

 

 

 

 

\_/

\(")/

-(_)-

/(_)\

 

 

 

 

\_/

\(")/

-(_)-

/(_)\

 

 

 

 

 

Mujhe msg nahi kiya na !!!

dekha inbox main keeray par gaye..nida


Funny

Mubarak ho Msg na krne pe apko

MBA

ki digree di jati ha

MBA means

Member of

BHIKHARRI

Association

Ab ye Msg ap 2sre

Bhikari Members ko fwd kr skte hain! 


Quiz


Choose 1 color 4rm the followng n i wil tel u hw many children u'll hav

Pink

blue

red

yellow

green

white

grey

black

select n see the numbr of kidz.. This is fun


 

 

 

Pink: 4 boys

Blue: 1 boy 1girl

Red: Crckt team

Green: Twins girls

Grey: No Child unlucky

Black: 4 girls

Yellow:1 boy 2 girls

White:Twins boy


Friendship

Sumtimez i find my handz full ov frenz..

I wana hold em tight az i fear losing 'em..

Then i laugh wen i realize dat they r da ones holding me! :-)


Poetry

Wafaon main Meri itna"ASAR"to aaye,

Jinhain dhundti hai nazar wo"NAZAR"to aaye,

Hum aajayain gay palak jhapkane se pehle

Ap ne YAAD kia hai ye khaber to aaye..