poetry

"Teri talab ki hadd nay aisa janoon bakhsha.....!
"faraz"
"Hum khud ko bhool bethe tujhe yaad karte karte.

good morning

(-_-)/oye
<)( ma kia jee ?
,/ /,good morning



(-_-) te nale
<)(> have a nice
,/ \ day.

poetry

Mujhe ye dukh nahi k mai mar jaoga ek din,

***Dost***

Mujhe dukh hy k mere bad us ki khusiyon ki dua kon karega.

poetry

Mohabbat ka pata btaya nahi jata,

Kisi Dost ko kabhi bhulaya nehi jata,

Apko rakha ha dil main us jaga,

jaha har kisi ko sajaya nehi jata.

islamic

VALUE OF A GIRL IN ISLAM:
This couldn't be said more beautifully...

Be careful not to make a girl cry,because ALLAH counts her Tears.

A girl came out of a man's Rib.

Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior over, but from his side to be equal.

Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the Heart to be Loved!

Pass this to all Beautiful girls that You know & to b0ys too so they know the value of Girls.

quiz

" k i _ _ "
complEt da above word by fiLLing Two miSing letters
thn i'll teL aBt ur perSnality
there can b many words fRm it, let's C which one u make N reply



Kick: Careless.
Kill: Aggressive.
Kilo: Intelligent.
Kind: Polite.
King: Confident.
Kiss: Flirt(oh ho)
Kids: Posessive.
Kite: Brave.
Kiwi: helpful.

poetry

Mery Etmaad ki is se Barh kar Aur Kya Daleel Hogi...


jo Tumhari La-Talluki ko Masrofiat Samajh Betha...
.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poetry

KAL Raat Chaand
Bilkul AAP Jaisa Tha...


Bilkul...


Wohi khobsorti,





Wohi Noor,





Wohi Ghuroor,





Aur
Wohi
Aap Ki Tarha


DOOR=

poetry

Na Khushyan sath hain Na Mohabat Paas Hy

hmari Zindgi K Har Pal Ko Tanhai Raas Hy

Gila Karein hm to Kis Se Karein

wohi hamein Nhi smjhtey Jo sbse Khas Hy. . . . . .

funny

Har aadmi ki 3 Khwahish hoti hain..

1) Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni Maa ko nazar aata hai.

2) Kash wo itna Ameer ho jitna uske bache usay samjte hain.

3) Kash us k utne Affairs ho jitne uski Biwi samajhti hai ;-)

good morning

||||"""""'\/""""''|||| Good
|||| orning
||||___/\__/\___||||
Have a good day
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

poetry

Chand se jub mulaqat hoti hy
Ap k bary me hi bat hoti hy

Wo kehta hy mery pas khubsrat sitary hain

Hm kehty hain Un se b khubsrat DOST hmary hain

poetry

Aaj toot kr uski Yaad aai,
to ehsaas
howa,

"""faraz,,,,"


Utar jayen jo Dil mein,
Wo bhulaey nahi jatey. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

funny

King of the States,

beloved of my father,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare,

Samajh aai ?

nai?

lo fer punjabi vich suno.,


Desaan da Raja,
Mere Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya!

poetry

Wohi Mehsøøs krty heñ Saza
Dard_E_Möhabbt ki ,
* FARAZ *
Jo Apni Zaat Se Barh Kr ksi Se PIYAR karte hen!

funny

Banta:my cmputer iz going crazy
santa:why?
Banta:i dont ve a keyboard still it is giving keyboard error

inspirational

"ALWAYS have the Determination like a MIRROR...

Who NEVER loses its ABILITY to Reflect back Even if BROKEN into a THOUSAND Pieces..

funny

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha 'jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae'
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge.

funny

Zindagi K 7 Ehem Kaam


1) Studies



2) Games



3) Entertainment



4) Shadi



5)





6)






7)





Shadi K Bad Banda Ksi Kam Ka Nhi Rehta.

funny

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus loaded of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers hm a handful of peanuts, which he gratefuly munches up.
After abt 15 mins, she taps hm on his shoulder again nd she hands hm another handful of peanuts.
She repeats ths gesture 5 more times.
When she is about to hand hm another batch, he asks the little old lady, 'y dunt u eat the peanuts urself?'
'we cant chew thm bcz we hav no teeth. "she replied.
The puzld driver asks. "y do u buy thm thn?"
The old lady replied..
"we just love the chocolate around them" :D

funny

WHY STUDENT FAIL

Sundays-52 in a year.Days left 313

Summer holidays-50.Days left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe
Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days.Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96
1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 81
Exms days 35 days.Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20.Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days.Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun bnda SALGIRHA waly din v parhy....:-)

friendship

Dictionary is the only place where
1.death comes before life
2.End comes before start
3.child comes before parents
4.divorce comes before marriage
5.Evening comes before morning
6.Result comes before Test
7.Destination comes before struggle
8.Dinner comes before lunch
9.Doctor comes before fever.
But the thing i consider right in dictionary is that
10.FRIENDS COMES BEFORE RELATIVES & LOVE.
Dedicated to all my friends......

funny

CAPITALISM V/S SOCIALISM

When NASA first started sending astronauts up, they quicky discovered that ballpens won't work in zero gravity.
To overcome this problem NASA spent a decade and 15 million dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, under water, virtually in any condition on any surface including glass and at temperature ranging from below freezing to 300 degree celsius
.
.
.
.
Russians used pencil instead!

funny

3 guys named
WHAT,
WHY,
WHEN
were talkin

WHAT:WHY what r u doing?
WHY:i dont know what iam doing.
WHAT:why?
WHY:why r u caling me? what?
WHAT:now why did u cal me?
WHY:what! When did i cal u?
WHEN:what is ur problem why r u callin me?
WHY:what? did i cal u? When?
WHAT & WHEN: what
WHEN:why r u caling urself?
WHY:did i cal myself, when?
WHEN:what?
WHAT:why did u cal me? Dont ask when?
WHY & WHEN: what
Now forward n kill others

friendship

U can't Tap ur back 4 a "well done"

U can't hug urself 4 cmfort & rlaxatn

U can't cry on ur shldrs

u cant tel ur screts 2 urself

dat's y we hv Friendz in our lives

They are the ones who



Care



Comfort



Console



Cheer



Cherish



Support Us



Simply they make our life beautiful!

Sentimental

Some say ,they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella..

Some say ,they love da sun but when da sun shines, they search for shade..

Some say, they love da wind but when itz windy, they close their windows..

Thats why, I am scared, when someone says :
"i luv u"

sweet

Luck is like sand in hands.It will sneak out through fingers,no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.Only hands in the praying posture can save it...:-)

funny

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology"..

American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..

Pakistani scientist dug and f0und nothng


they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!

Proud to b Pakistani!

friendship

A 5 year 0ld b0y askd her frnd w0t's frndship..?
She replied frndship iz when u steal my chocolates evry day frm my bag & I still keep them in the same place..

islamic

~Aj ki pyari baat~

jab tumhein Mehsus ho K tumhari tabiyat ko
zikar-e-khuda se Muhabbat ho gai tu samjho 'ALLAH' tmhein psnd krta he.

funny

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se:
Agar Main Subah Apni Car Mein Niklon To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hmare Pas B Pehly Asi Hi Car Thi.

funny

1 admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: khan sahab tm q udas hy?
Pathan:aaj hm ko N.W.F.P ka mutlab pta chal gya:-(

Admi:wo kia?

Udas pathan:

"NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN"?

poetry

Na smj sake unka koi b bahana.
Kbi palko pe bithana kbi nazro se girana..
Saqi tere maikday ka dastur h kesa?
Pehle ji bhr k pilana phr ktray ktry pe tarsana..

mother

Hogae Jawan bachay
Boorhi horahi hy MAA
Be chiragh ankho me Khwab bo rahi hy
MAa
Roti apne Hisse ki de k apne bacho ko
Sabr ki Rida orhay Bhooki so rahi hy
MAA
Saans ki Mariza hy phr b Thande pani se
Kitni sakht Sardi me kapre dho rahi hy
MAA
Ghair ki shkayat pr phir kisi shrarat pr
Maar kr mujhe khud b ro rahi hai maan.

quiz

Define me in 3 colours:

Pink=emotinal
White=sensitive
Blue=decent
Green=talkative
Black=deep
Orange=proud
Brown=nervous
Maroon= confident
Majenta= naughty
Red=hot
Purple=atractive
Light blue= adorable
Soft pink= cute
Coffee= loveable
Reply's must..

good morning

Pholon ne amrit ke jaam bheja hai, soorj ne gagan se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se humne ya paigaam bheeja hai,GOOD MORNING!

dare

During his speech, John Kenedy, the former president of America once said to bhutto: you don't know
you are standing in the greatest building of USA.
Bhutto replied with smilling face:
Unfortunately, you dont know the greatest building of America is under my feet.

"DARE DIFFERENCE''

awareness

The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body :
1) 2 glasses of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion..
2) 1 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs..
3) 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight..
4) 1 glass after taking a bath helps lower blood pressure..
Pass on to the people you care about...

sweet

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling!

And even more beautiful, is to know that you are the reason behind!

Keep smiling!

funny

NewZealand me 1 Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wqt uska wght 15kg tha..jo bharta gya..or 15 din bad 180kg ho gya
Incredible but true
.
.



Bacha Hathi ka tha..!

funny

U know why women starts with "W"

Bcoz all Questions start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife?

So woman meanz full time Questions.

funny

Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitan hai.
Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?





Woh
Pathan hai.

Good night

,.+""-., ,.-""
#( -_-)(-_- )#
*" )(<>" )("<*
""-.,*,.-""
Lìttle åñgèls çömiñg ur way2say
*._.***._.*._.*
GOOD NIGHT!

Sentimental

Time does not wait 4 u or me..
days pass & years pass,
u miss ur best ones,
u move away 4rm ur close ones.
Ur life changes,
friends change,
people change!
But ur heart has those precious moment etched on it
whethr u want it or not.
Its always there making u
happy at sad times
sad even at happier times.
Ur heart has those moments in that corner where no one can see what it is.
When others ask by seeing ur face
"what"?
U just smile & say
NUTHING

Islamic

"When Allah completed the creation, He

wrote in His Book which is with Him on His Throne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger."

(Bukhari)


Happiness

Life is a chemistry

If u

Dilute ur sorrows

Evaporate ur worries

Elevate ur courage

&

Filter ur smile

U'l get crystal of love

 

May u alwey b supersaturated with happines


Poetry

Ae khuda aj ye faisla krde,

Usy mera ya

mjy uska krde,

Buhat dukh sahe meny,

Koi khushi ab muqadar krde,

Buht mushkil ha ab us sy door rehna,

Judai ka safar ab kum krde,

Jitna door chala gia

wo muj se,

Usy ab utna kareb krdy,

Nahi likha agr nasib mai uska milna,

Khatam krye zindagi or mjy fana kr de.


Poetry

Tu jo bichry to mily dard QAYAMAT jesa.

 

Tujh se kesa ye taluq hy muhobat jesa.

Jisy chaho usy ehsasy KHUDAI dy do.

Silsla pyar ka rakho to EBADAT jesa...!

Poetry

Yu to log badlte hain so wo badal gaya

 

use Kisi Ne Meri YAAD se gafil rhna sikha dia,

 

jo khta tha na rahe ga mere BIN

 

USE KISI Aur ne JINA SIKHA DIYA.....!!


 

Poetry

Dil ko dillagi se bachaya na ja saka,

Qismat se apna ap chupaya na ja saka, Hairat hai k log kaise khuda ko bhool gaye, Hmse to ik insan b bhulaya na ja saka.


Poetry

Tum se bohot kuch kehna hai

...MAGAR...

 

kabhi tum nahi miltey to

..kabhi alfaaz nahi miltey..

 

Ek nai duniya basana chahta hon

 

...MAGAR....

 

kabhi neend nahi aati to kabhi khwaab nahi miltey..

 

Ye doriyan to mita do mai ek pal main,

 

...MAGAR....

 

kabhi kadam nahi chaltey to kabhi rastey nahe milte!


Poetry


Ye jo zindagi ki kitab hai , ye kitab be

kia kitab hai...

Kahian ak haseen sa khawab hai , kahian jaan lewa azaab hai , kahian kho liya , kahian paa liya , kahian roo liya , kahian gaa

liya , kahian chheen leti har khushi , kahian mehrban by hisaab hai ...

Ye zindagi ki kitab hai... !


Poetry

Muddato bad aj rone ko dil krta ha,Lakh

ashko se ankhe dhoney ko dil krta ha,Ha kisi ajnabi ko toot k chaha hmne,Jinki bahon me aj sone ko dil krta ha,Dil ko sambhala tha seene me kahi

salon se,Najane aj kio khone ko dil krta ha,Use ja kr koi keh de hmra hal e dil,Usk ang ang me samoney ko dil krta ha,Muddate jin se dur hmne

guzari,Aj bs unse ek hone ko dil krta ha...

Miss you

Lovely Msg 4 a lovely Person from a

lovely Person 4 a lovely Reason at a lovely Time from a lovely mind in a lovely Mood in a lovely Style 2say I Miss U><


Islamic

Beautiful

believe;

 

Jab meri DUA Qbol ho to khushi hoti ha k is main meri marzi ha aur jab na ho to khushi or b brh jati ha k Allah ki mrzi ha

 

Hazrat Ali

(R.A)

Poetry

Sarri duniya ki rawajoo sy bagawet ki

thi , yaad ata hai mai ny b mohabt ki thi...

Jb kisi ki yaadon ny aankhon ko bhigoya tha meri ,

mai ny naam ki tesbee pe telawet ki thi...

Tuj ko

chor kr haste hoe ghar aye,

itna roe k aakhon ny qayamet ki thi... 


Poetry

Shaam ky ujalo par,

Apny narm hatho sy,

Koi baat achi si,

Koi khwab sacha sa,

Koi bolti khushbu,

Koi sochta lamha,

Jab bhi likhna chaho gy,

Soch k daricho sy,

Yaad k hawalo sy,

Mera naam chup

chup kar,

Tum ko yaad aay ga,

Hath kaanp jaingy shaam teher jay gi.

Meri yaad aay gi,

MERI YAAD AAY GI.


Poetry

Kbhi chand bn k mila karo, Kbhi phool

bn k khila karo, Mere dil mai bajty saz ko, Kbhi chupky chupky suna karo, Mai hawa bn k aonga, Tum raston mai raha karo, Meri zindgi k andheron

mai, Tum chirag bn k jala karo, Meri subhon mai meri shamon mai, Mera zikar bn k raha karo....!


Prayer

DUA

 

Khushian milein dunia mein wo tum ko .

 

Jin ki koi misal na ho.

 

Melien umar bhar tum ko chahteien.

 

tumhary honton pe koi sawal na ho.

 

Meray dil ki yehi hai arzoo

 

tum kabi preshan hal na ho.

 

Meri duaein hamesha rahein gi sath tumhary

 

Chahay tumey hamara koi khayal na ho... 


Poetry

Had-e-idrak se agy thi tere qurb ki sham

Dhondne tj ko kahan chand sitaray jate

Tj se mansob hoey to ye hasrat hi rhi

Hm kbi apne hwale se b jane jate!


Poetry

Ye hijar k sadme tø kbhi kam nai hønge

 

wo laöt k aae gi tò phir hum nai hònge

 

Chahat k chragøn me yehi baat ajab hy

 

Bujh jaenge lekin kabhi madham nahi hönge


Poetry

Un se kehna hum mazay mein hain...

 

Bus yadain bohat stati hain...

 

Un ki doori ka gham nahi muje...

Bas zara ankhain bheeg jati hain...


Funny

Dil ne kaha chalo SMS karo

 

 

Socha . . . . .

 

 

. . .Dil to PAGAL HAI''

 

 

Phir khayal aya koi baat nahi,

 

 

Jis ko karna hai

!

!

!

Wo konsa

Qaid-e-AZAM hai....


Poetry


Muhabat Kam Nahi Karna,
Koi Bhi Roog De Dna..
Magar Itni Guzarish Hai,
Meri Tareek Raaton Se,
Tum Apni,
Chahaton ki Low,
Kabhi Madham Nahi Karna....


Sweet

When I Miss

A Special

Person

 

 

 

I Dont Have To

Go Far

 

I

Just

Have To

Look Inside

My Heart Bcause

 

 

Thats

Where

You always are...


Poetry

"DIL" kabi surat-e-halaat se bahir na gaya,

Main "MOHABBAT" me

b oqaat se bahir na gaya,

Ek Tu hai k Jahan bhar se "TALUQ" Tera,

Ek Main hon k Teri "ZAAT" se bahir na gaya,

Marhala Tuje se

"JUDAI" ka b aa pohncha magar,

Main abhi pehli "MULAQAAT" se bahir na gaya,

"SOCH" koi na Teri soch se hat kar sochi,

Tazkara koi Teri "BAAT" se bahir na gaya,

Ao "SURAJ" ko batate hain Tamazat kya hai,

"CHAND" kya jaane ye khud Raat se bahar na gaya.


Funny

Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai

 

Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai

 

Uper talash-e-gumshuda or

 

Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-


Poetry

Tum agar yaad rakho gay to enayat hogi.

Werna humko bhi kahan tumse shikayat hogi.

Zindagi dard k sehra ka unwan sahi.

Tum agar bhool bhi jao to rewayat hogi.


Poetry


Ehsas k daman main anso gira kr dekho,

pyar kitna sacha hy azma kr dekho,

apko bhul kr kia hogi dil ki halat,

kisi aainey pr pathar gira kr dekho.


Funny

* MOBILE DISHES *

 

CALL:

GOSHT Ka Maza

 

SMS:

SABZI ka Maza

 

MISS CALL:

DAAL ka Maza

 

NO RESPONSE:

FAQA

 

Aj kuch Pakane ka irada hai Ya Aj bhi "FAQA" chale ga..


Poetry

Jis rah pe jane ki ijazat nhi milti

 

sau baar guzrte hain khyalat udher se


Funny

6 truths of life:

 

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

 

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

 

3. The first truth is a Lie.

 

4. You r smiling nw, bcoz u r an idiot.

 

5.u soon wil forward dis 2another idiot.

 

6.There's still a stupid smile on ur face.


Good wishes

A . Dua . FoR . U May Green,

B the grass u walk on..

May Blue,

B the sky above u..

May Pure,

B the joys that surrounds u..

And

May True,

B the one who loves u..


Poetry

Ye zid Hy Hmari K Tumhen Cheen Lein Sb Se!

 

Hum Or Zmany Sy Tqaza Nhe Krty!

 

Hum Gosha-e-Tanhai Me Ro Lety Hein Aksar!

 

Hum Shehr Ki Gliyon Me Tmasha Nhe Krty..


Poetry

Na karta shikayat zamane se koi ! * Agar maan jata manane se koi ! * kisi ko yaad kyun karta koi ! * Agar bhool jata bhulane se koi ! .


Friendship

Do LAMHO se

bani hai ye

"ZINDAGI"

Ek " KHUSHI "

Or

Ek " GHUM "

Do LOGO se bani hai ye.....

"=DÖSTI="

Ek " TUM "

Or

Ek "HUM"


Have a nice day

Life is a rope that swings us thru hope.

Always blieve 2day is better thn yesterday & 2morow wil b much better thn 2day.

 

I wish Ur everyday 2 b a nice day :)


Good Night

.- '' ''-

.' *

'-. _ _ .-

 

*-*-*-*-*-*-*- good night

*-*-*-*-*-*


Funny

Husband apni wife se: Aaj tumne ye kaisa khana banaya hai

Bilkul Gobar jaisa!

Wife: Haye RABBA!

iss aadmi ne kia kia chakh rakha hai....!!!


Poetry


Dil ko dillagi se bachaya na ja saka, Qismat se apna ap chupaya na ja saka, Hairat hai k log kaise khuda ko bhool gaye, Hmse to ik insan b bhulaya na ja saka.


Poetry


Is tarah nahi krtay rabta to rakhtay hain

 

Thora milnay julnay ka silsila to rakhtay hain

 

Manzilain buland hon to mushkilain b aati hain

 

Mushiklon se larnay ka hosla to rakhtay hain

 

Jo tumharay apnay hon tum se pyar krtay hon

 

un ka hal kaisa hai? Kuch pata to rakhtay hain

 

Dosti k rishtay ko tortay nahi aisay

 

Roothay doston se b wasta to rakhtay hain

 

Chhor janay walay aksr lot kr b aatay hain

 

Lot kr wo aanay ka rasta to rkhtay hain.


Poetry

Meray hathon ki lakeeron mein ye aib chupa hai MOHSIN,

 

Main jis shakhs ko chuu loon woh mera nahi rehta.


Funny

Pathan:Station jane k kitne logay?

!

Ricksha wala:50

!

Pathan:20 le lo

!

Ricksha wala:20 may kon le k jayega

!

Pathan:Tum peche betho hum le k jayega.


Friendship

Friendship isn't about wh0m u have kn0wn the L0ngest...

OR

wh0 came 1st...

OR

wh0 Cares the Best..

Its all abt WH0 CAME & NEVER LEFT!


Quiz

FRIENDSHIP TEST..!

Select a color 4 me & fr dekhty hain wt u thnk or feel abt me?

BLUE

PURPLE

GREEN

PINK

YELLOW

WHITE

&

BLACK!

(reply but only 1 colour)


 

ANSWER:

 

BLUE:U thnk m shelfish

PURPLE:U thnk m flirty

BlACK:U think m close 2 u

PINK:U thnk m innocenT

YELOW:V r best frnz

WHTE:Uthnk m cute

GREEN.U luv me 


Funny

Our friendship is Ideal

U happy i happy,

U sad i sad,

U cry i cry,

U laugh i laugh,

U jump out from the window,

I look down and say

"jahan raho khush raho":)


Funny

Girl in a party to a man:Excues me sir kya ap mere FACE se 1cheez hata sakte hen?

Man khush hote hue

'han han bolo kia?

Girl: Zallel admi apni gandi nazrain!


Quiz


Select 1 n i'll let u know wat kind of romantic nature u have:

RAIN

SKY

FLOWERS

EYES

COLOUR

DARKNES

SONGS

CLOUDS

RAINBOW

FRAGRANCE

BOOKS

SUNLIGHT

SHYNESS

HANDS


 

ANSWER:

 

RAIN: extreme romantic.

SKY:wants to b constant in romance

fLOWER:respectable

EYES: shamless

COLOR: flirt

DARKNESS: want hide ur romance

SONG: enthusiam

CLOUDS: dry

RAINBOW: polite

FRAGRANCE:naughty

BOOKS: sensible

SUNLIGHT: bold

SHYNESS: lovable

HANDS: cheap


Funny

Qazi nikkah k waQt haazreen sy...

"Kisi ko ic shadi per aitraaz hy?

 

1 awaaz ubhri:

"Mujhy hy"

 

Qazi ghussay sy: "Tum khamosh raho! Tum

DULHA ho:- 


Funny

1st pathan: "I AM GOING ka kiya matlab hay."

 

2nd pathan: "Main ja raha hoon."

 

1st pathan: "Aise nahi janay doonga, phelay matlab batao ..!!":-P


Funny

2 aadmi ek Doosre ko ARABIC mey galia dey rahe they.

QareeB se Guzarta Huwa Pathan ruk kar sunnay laga phir un sy bola....

 

 

 

 

 

BhaiYo!

HamaRe liye b DUA KrNa!


Miss You

GIFT 4 U............. Plz Kholo Magar Piyar Se................

********

 

 

*******u

 

 

*****s u

 

 

****ss u

 

 

***iss u

 

 

**Miss u

 

 

* Miss u

 

 

I Miss u 


Funny

Pakistan me shadiya waldain k mrzi se hote he

 

Islye dulhe k leye dulhan surpriz hoti he

 

Ghongat utane k bd

 

ya

 

 

 

ashwariya

 

 

 

 

Ya

 

 

 

Jaysuria ;-)


Funny

God said :

"I can't be everywhere so i created "Mother".!

 

Devil said :

"me too can't be everywhere so i introducd "Mother In Law" ;-)