Quiz

What is it the more you take,

The more you leave behind?

 

Reply must if you are genius Otherwise leave it ...

 

 

 

footsteps

Quiz

If some 1 falls in love with me, what will b the reason acording 2 u?

Poetry

Humne tere liye rivaaj alag rakha ha,

Tujh ko dunya se mery yar alag rakha ha..

Yaad karte hen tujhy

Eid mana lety hen,

Humne apne liye tehwaar alag rakha ha...

Serious

Lots of things go unquestiond

&

lots of questions go unanswered.

 

Few words go unsaid &

few go unheard.

 

Some drmz r buried alive

&

some born dead.

 

That's life

Poetry

Kabi Yaad Aye To Ek Baar kehna,

 

 

Kabhi Barish Ban K iN Aankhon Se Behna,

 

 

Dost Na Sahi To Ajnabi He Rehna

Per!

 

 

 

 

@KABHI@

@ALVIDA@

@NA KEHNA@

Poetry

Kabhi jo hum nahin hon gey,

Kaho kis ko batao gey,

Woh apni uljhanain saari..

Woh bechaini mein doobe pal..

Woh aankhon mein chhupe aansu..

Kise phir tum dikhao ge,

 

Kabhi jo hum nahix hon gey,

Bohat bechain ho gey tum..

Bohat tanha reh jao gey..

Abhi bhi tum nahin samjhay...

Hamari un-kahi baatain..

Magar jab yaad aayen gey...

Bohat tum ko rulayen gey,

 

Bohat chaho gey phir bhi tum..

Hamain na dhoond pao gey..

 

KABHI JO HUM NAHIN HON GEY....

Funny

Ek sardar k 20 bachay thay...

1 din uski biwi ne kaha,main kesi lag rhi hun? Sardar ne kaha! ROOP TERA MASTANA,PAS MERE MAT AANA PHOOL KOI PHIR NA KHIL JAYE...

Funny

Girls dont bunk their clases

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

bcz they know that

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

missing periods means..........

 

 

 

pregnancy;]

Funny

Girl says to her boyfriend

Main maa banney waali hun. Boy:Abortion karwalo,

 

Girl: Abey terey baap ney mujhey propose kiya hai.

Main teri maa banney waali hun.

Funny

Maha ko dieting ka shok hooa to mai lai aye SUFI kionk SUFI pr aitmad jo tha aglay din oothi to na sufi tha or na Maha, 3 sall bad Maha ghar aye to sath mai SULTAN, HABIB, or NAIMAT bhi thay Daikha Sufi ka kamal...

Poetry

Raat k tanha lmho mei

 

Koe aahat muj se kehti hy

 

Is dil mei halchal rehti hy

 

Koe jugno pas se guzry to

 

Koe bat halak se nekly to

 

Mai khud se ulajhny lgta hun

 

 

Phr jany kia kia khta hun

 

 

Phr yad tumhari

ati hy

 

Phr pal 2 pal k lmho mei ye sans meri ruk jati hy

 

Ek shola dil mei bharakta hy

 

Vo dard sehr tak rehta hy

 

 

Phr wehm ye muj se kehta hy

 

Koe mere "Dil" mei rehta hy

Funny

Ur friendship like paktel 'dil to aik hai' ur luv like telenor 'chaho kuch bar k' ur sincrty lik 'haleeb garaha jo hai'ur smile lik twist'hila k rakh de' ur style lik ufone 'tum hi to ho' ur personalty lik bonanza 'absolutely world class' my respons lik lipton 'yehi to hai woh apnapan'end is jazz aur suno

Funny

Rs. 500 k recharge pe Rs. 5000 ka Talk Time

Or 11yrs ki validity

Call 1 paisa/min

60000 sms free!

 

Plz log on to

 

www.inni-vi-lutt-nai-pai.com:-D

Poetry

Wo jazbon ki tijarat thi ye dil kuch or samja tha.

usy hansany ki adat thi ya dil kuch or samja tha.

mujy us ny kaha ao nae dunia basaty hain,

Usy soji shrarat thi ye dil kuch or samja tha,

Hamesha us ki ankhon mein dhanak sy rang rehty thy

Ya us ki aam halat thi

ye dil kuch or samja tha....!!

Funny

I live by faith, not by my sight. so whether i see u or not,

 

 

I know u r still the same:-)

 

 

a sweet old friend of mine...

 

 

With no chance of improvement ;-)

Funny

Interviewer: what is ur qualification?

sardar:Sir! i m Ph.D.

Interviewer: what do y0u mean by Ph.D.?

sardar: PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...

Poetry

Bohat MASROF Rehte ho"

SAHER se SHAAM hone Tak"

 

Koi Lamha Nahi Milta"

Koi BE-NAAM C Fursat"

Koi GUM-NAAM C Serat"

 

Kabhi Bethay howe TANHA"

Kahien jo SHAAM ho Jaye"

 

To Meri "ILTEJA" hai Ye"

Koi Lamha Chura lena jo "MERE" NAAM ho Jaye"

Poetry

Koi Is Tarha Sy Mery Sath Adawat Krta

 

Qaid Kr Leta Mujhy Or Hukumat Krta

 

 

Main ny Ye Kab Kaha Tha K Wo Sab Ko Chor Dy

 

Wo Apny Andaz Sy Krta Par Mohabt Krta

Poetry

Aisa nahi k Tum yaad aate nhi,

 

baat sirf itni hai k hum batate nahi,

 

Rishta Tumhara anmol hai humare liay,

 

Smajhte ho Tum

is liay hum jatate nahi

Poetry

Apni aaghosh mein ksi roz chupa lo muj ko,

gham-e-dunya sè kisi roz bacha lo mujh ko,

 

mangny sé na milon to chura lo mujh ko, mery wajood meri rooh pè tum ehsan karo,

apny hathon ki lakeron ma basa lo mujh ko,

 

Khud se bhi ab mujhè dar lagta hai,

ho jo mumkin to nigahon mein chupa lo muj ko...

Funny

i am the BEST! i can prove it!i can c the tea in tea cup can u c the world in world cup ? i can send my address 2 ur mobile can u send ur mobile 2 my address?

Friendship

Friendship is like standing on wet cement.....

The longer u stand,the harder is to leave.....

And even if u leave,u always leav ur footprints behind.

Funny

True Luv Story

A Mosquito n a Hen fell in luv vd eachother.1day they kissd eachother.Hen died of Malairia n Mosquito died of Bird flu.

Moral:Mohabbatan Sachian.

Friendship

DOSTI is sweet

relation bcoz it

means

*

*

D-Dua dene wali,

*

*

O-Omed ki kiran,

*

*

S-Sath nibhane wali,

*

*

T-Tanhai ki saathi,

*

*

I-Itbaar k kabil..!

Friendship

To me,

A sincere FRIEND is an extension of my ownself

 

Widout whom I m incomplete..

 

 

So,

 

Take gud care of urself..

Bcoz

 

I don't want 2 lose a part of myself

Sweet

A shört

HÉLÖ 2

mak ü

glow;

 

 

 

 

A shört

Hì 2

mak ü

smile;

 

 

 

 

A shört

SMS 2

mak ur

dy great;

 

 

 

 

bt Hope Ä shört

prayer wl

mak a big

difrence In ur Life

Sweet

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE.

When some 1 loves U,U dont realize it. When U realize it itz too late. U always love the 1 who leaves U n leave the 1 who loves U.

Friendship

Sometime in life we think we do not need anyone. . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

But sometime in life we do not have anyone when we need. . . so don't let your best buddies go!

Funny

Extreme of fashion?

-Dhotee with zip

 

 

Extreme of secrecy?

-Blank Visiting Card

 

 

Extreme of Stupidity?

-Looking through a keyhole of a glass door

 

 

Extreme of Dehydration?

-A Cow givng milkpowdr

 

 

Extreme of kanjusi?

-A man after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to EdHi

Sweet

SMS krenge ham ek dusre ko "baari-baari",

 

Hame lagti he ye Rasam "bari Piyari",

 

ye SMS milte hi ek SMS kr dena

 

Q k hame bilkul Pasand nhi "SMS ki Udhari"

Funny

A sardar got an invitation for a Valentine Party which said 'Red Tie Only'

Wen he went 2 da party,he wz surprised 2 see tht others wer wearing pants &shirt also

Miss You

Try this magic

Go to

WRITE SMS

Select english DICTIONARY T9 Ab screen ko aik hath se chupa lyn phr ye No. Likhy

4164771968 phr hath htayen or dekhY.

Funny

U know

.

.

14th feb

.

.

1772

.

 

.

 

Rome

 

.

 

.

 

romantic evening

.

.

 

kuch nahin hua tha. Aap apna kaam karein.

Valentine’s Day

|""|__|""|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

| APPY.*.*.*.*

|__|""|__|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

*.*.*.*VELENTINE*.*.*.*

.*.*.DAY.*.*.

.*.*.===.===.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.


Funny

Khudkash Bombar ne bom ka botton dabaya laken damaka nahi howa aur wo behosh howa jab hospital me hosh aya aur nurse ko dayka tu kaha k baqi hoorain kahan hain

Funny

Tmhari aik baat mujhe bohat pasnd hai.

Tm jab bhi koi kam karty ho.

To dil se karty ho,

Q k

 

Q K

 

Q K

 

Dimagh to tmhare paas hai hi nahi.:-)

Funny

Dont give Importance 2 MONEY

Bcoz it Can giv Bed but not SLEEP

Books but not BRAIN

Cloth but not BEAUTY

Luxuries but not HAPPINESS

So transfer it to My Account!

Quiz

Chose 1 for ur valentine

-star

-red heart

-kiss

-moon

-chocolate

-bear

-rose

 

 

 

-star:ur lov z temporary

-red heart:ur lov z pure

-kiss:naughty lov

-moon:silent lov

-chocolate:ur lov z flrt

-bear:ur felngs r true

-rose:ur valentin z lucky

Funny

Sardar ji apni mangatar se:kia tmara mere se pahlay kisi k sath affair tha?

Girl:nai bilkul nai.

Sardar:to phr men tum se apni mangni torta hun.

Girl:wo q g?

Sardar:jo kisi or ki nai hui wo mere kaisay ho gi!

Funny

Muslim lady:asalamo alikum!

Molvi:ye jannt mai jayegi.

 

Hindu lady:Namasty!

Molvi: ye dozakh mai jayegi.

 

Christian lady:Hi darling!

molvi: ye mere 7 jaegi..!!

Funny

33 marks ki ahmiat tm kya jano Ramesh BABU,board ka ashirwad hota hai 33 marks,hr student ka khawab hota hai 33 marks,ek student k sir ka taaj hota 33 marks. .

Funny

1 sardar:

"Mujhe to samajh nahi ata k log måhinay mahinay kaise nahi nahate,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mujhe to 28vain din hi kharish shuru hojati hai!"

Funny

GIRL!

JAAN TUM MUJY SHADI K BAD B ITNA HI PYAR KARO GAY NAA

 

BOY:HAAN...

 

...AGAR TUMHARY HUSBAND NAY PERMISSION DE TAU

Miss You

I may not always sms u. But our distance makes me miss u...

 

i may not always stay in touch. But i care 4 u so very much...

 

i may not always stop 2 say hi. But i hope never 2 say goodbye...

 

i may not prove 2 be the perfect frend. But i hope the frendship we share, never reaches an end....xxx

Quiz

Select 1 dish then i will tell u which type of life partner u'll get.

1 Beef

2 Dall

3 Biriyani

4 Fish

5 Chiken

6 Mutton

7 Vegetable

 

reply must!hurry

 

 

Beef: paindo

Briyani: Hot&sexy

Chiken: Very clever

Dall: Simple&sincere

Fish: Cool&handsome

Mutton: Rich

Vegetable: Honest

Quiz

Red=Hot

Orange=Pretty

Brown=Naughty

Blue=Kool

Green=Annoying

Pink=Cute

Purple=Sweet

Yellow=Frndly

White=Attractive

Black=Dangerous

chose 3 colours 4 me!Reply

Good Night

Touch

ur

heart

 

Close

ur

eyes

 

 

 

Make

a

wish

 

Say

good

nite

 

 

 

Sky

so

wide

 

Stars

so

bright

 

 

 

Off

the

light

 

Sleep

tight

tight

 

 

 

--(-.-)--

ZZzzZZzz

Good NITE

Poetry

Tumhara khat mila jana

 

woh jis main tumny poochha hy!

 

K ab halaat kaisay hain?

 

Mery din raat kaisay hain?

 

Mehrbani tumhari hy!

 

K tum ny is terha mujh sy

 

Mery halaat poochhy hain

 

Mere din raat poochhy hain

 

Tumhen sub kuchh bta doonga

 

Mujhy itna bta do k...

 

Kabhi saager kinary per

 

Kisi machhli ko dekha hy?

 

K jis ko lehrain pani ki

 

Kinary tk to laati hain

 

Mgr phir chor jati hain

 

Mery halaat aisay hain!

 

Mery din raat aisay hain!

Funny

A 992 i

n02r9q biquT2

2m2 pni992

.2iHT 9>IiI

 

 

(is ko mirror k samnay kar k parho).

Quiz

Its a challenge!!

Can u solve this?

 

i live in water,if u cut my head i m at ur door,if u cut my tail i m a fruit,if u cut both then i m with u. Who m i?