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Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai....

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Kuch khud Barbaad hue..
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Kuch""Facebook"ki Meharbani hai....

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DIL Ke Operation Ko "BYEPASS" Kyon Kehte Hain?

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Socho Socho

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Kyon Ke Ager Operation Theek Ho Gaya To "PASS"

Warna "BYE" :-D

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Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya bol0n.. ?
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Akhir woh bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy....
K aap yahan mere sath ho..??;-)

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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher kitna pyara hai na
Ammi: Beti Teacher Baap k barabar hota hai.
Beti: AMMI Aap hamesha apne hi chakkar me rehna hamare liye na sochna..

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1985 k Mehman.

Ghar atey he ;
Aslmlkm kia hall hai aba g thik hain bachon ka kia hal hai.

2010 k mehman

Ghr aty he;
Aslmlkm kia hal ha
Brik pin wla chrgr ha?

Islamic

Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil JayE
Lkn

Jb MASJID se din me 5 dafa Awaz Ati hai
"HAYYA ALAL FALAH"
Aao kamyabi ki Trf
Lkn koi zehmt ni krta
K jis Chiz ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Wo to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.

eid

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Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah Shawwal
"MUBAARAK" kehte hein.
EID MUBARAK,