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Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai....

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Kuch khud Barbaad hue..
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Kuch""Facebook"ki Meharbani hai....

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DIL Ke Operation Ko "BYEPASS" Kyon Kehte Hain?

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Socho Socho

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Kyon Ke Ager Operation Theek Ho Gaya To "PASS"

Warna "BYE" :-D

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Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya bol0n.. ?
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Akhir woh bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy....
K aap yahan mere sath ho..??;-)

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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher kitna pyara hai na
Ammi: Beti Teacher Baap k barabar hota hai.
Beti: AMMI Aap hamesha apne hi chakkar me rehna hamare liye na sochna..

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1985 k Mehman.

Ghar atey he ;
Aslmlkm kia hall hai aba g thik hain bachon ka kia hal hai.

2010 k mehman

Ghr aty he;
Aslmlkm kia hal ha
Brik pin wla chrgr ha?

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Pathan:
yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya

2nd Pathan:
kiya likha tha?

pathan:
battery low

2nd Pathan: mujhe send kar sab ko daraun ga

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. . .

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The most romantic lines:

Mai kho gya hun  tumharey pyar main tum bhi kho jao...

Translation in english:

"I'm  lost  in ur  luv, U also "GET LOST":D

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Gabbar: Arey o ZARDARI !
Benazir ki barsi mai Kitney Aadmi Thay ?

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ZARDARI: Pata Nahi Sarkar !
Main to Aaurtoon mai  Tha!

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Pappu jahaz mai khara ho k zor se chilaya"HIJACK"

Sb preshan hogay boys dr gay
girls rony lgi,Aurten chekhne lgi

2sry kone se jack uth k bola
"HI PAPPU"

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:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra karny jata hoon...

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A man was in toilet when sum1 frm d adjacent toilet said,
=>Hi, how r u?

Man got embarassed nd said: doing  jst fyn

=>So wat r u up to?

Man: well, just sitting lyk u

=>Can i cum over?

Man: No, no i m kinda busy now

=>listen, i'll call u back.There's an idiot in othr toilet answering my questions! :p

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Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel: we want to marry each other.

Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.

After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..

After 5 years they came again & got married.

After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.

Angel (angrily): IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A 'MOULVI' IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A "LAWYER" ??

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Politicianz views on MUNNI.

Munni k badnami mai jagirdarun ka hath hai
Altaf bhai

Silab to apni jaga lekn munni k badnami pr rona aya
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni ki badnami hukumat ki Nakami ha.
Nawaz Sharef

Jis Mulk me Insaf na ho wahan Munni Badnam hi hogi.
Imran khan

Munni ki badnami k zimedari Taliban ne qubool krli.
Rehman Malik

Munni bdman ho gae it's not into my knowldge
Murshad pak
(pm gilani)

Munni khappe
Munni khappe
ZORDARI