funny

Pappu jahaz mai khara ho k zor se chilaya"HIJACK"

Sb preshan hogay boys dr gay
girls rony lgi,Aurten chekhne lgi

2sry kone se jack uth k bola
"HI PAPPU"

Funny

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra karny jata hoon...

Funny

A man was in toilet when sum1 frm d adjacent toilet said,
=>Hi, how r u?

Man got embarassed nd said: doing  jst fyn

=>So wat r u up to?

Man: well, just sitting lyk u

=>Can i cum over?

Man: No, no i m kinda busy now

=>listen, i'll call u back.There's an idiot in othr toilet answering my questions! :p

Funny

Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel: we want to marry each other.

Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.

After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..

After 5 years they came again & got married.

After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.

Angel (angrily): IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A 'MOULVI' IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A "LAWYER" ??

Funny

Politicianz views on MUNNI.

Munni k badnami mai jagirdarun ka hath hai
Altaf bhai

Silab to apni jaga lekn munni k badnami pr rona aya
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni ki badnami hukumat ki Nakami ha.
Nawaz Sharef

Jis Mulk me Insaf na ho wahan Munni Badnam hi hogi.
Imran khan

Munni ki badnami k zimedari Taliban ne qubool krli.
Rehman Malik

Munni bdman ho gae it's not into my knowldge
Murshad pak
(pm gilani)

Munni khappe
Munni khappe
ZORDARI

Quiz

1 colour choose karo
But promise karo k
Us main jo b likha ho ga wesa kerna pary ga

BLUE.
RED.
WHITE.
BLACK.
YELOW.
GREEN.
PURPAL.
BROWN.
Reply Must.

 

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White:
Apni Lover ka nam bato.

BLUE:Mujhe 1 mint cal karo or i love u bolo.

BLACK:
Meri koi khami batao.
RED:
Meri tareef ma 3 jumlay bayan karo.

YELLOW:
Life ka sab se Kamyab or Yadgar din batao.

Green:
50 ka load karwao.

PURPLE:
Ap ko mujhe koi gift dena ho ga.

BROWN:
Ap k favorite 6 msgs se 3 msgs mujhe send kro.

Poetry

jab yaad ati hai muskura lety hain.

Kuch pal har ghum bhula dety hain,

Kaisy bhig sakti hain apki palken,

Aap k hissy k ansu to hum baha lety hain..