Wonderful SMS Messages: 2011

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Funny

Utha Tha wo Wakt_E_Tahjud muje Mangne K Liye Khuda Se

Pani Thanda dekh k phir So Gaya..:-> ('.')>Oh shit yar <\"\kash Geazr _/"\_ hota us k ghar

Pray

Praying iS An Amazing Exchange.
You Handover Your Worries To ALLAH
&
ALLAH Handovers HIS BLessings To
You.
Just Keep Praying 4 urslf and others

Happiness

Happiness can't be found
when you seek it for yourself

but when you give it to others,
it will find its way back to you
that's the mystery of happiness

Funny

Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqten . .

Haqiqat 1:
Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr sakte,

Haqiqat 2:
Pehli haqiqat parhne k bad tamam bewaqof ye karne ki koshish krenge,

Haqiqat 3:
Ab aap hans rahe hen Q k ap bewaqof ban gaye hen,

Haqiqat 4:
Ab aap apne doston ko b bewaqof banayen ge...!!!

Ye 9 Baten kisi k DIL me ap ki Izat Brha Sakti hain:
1- Salam krna
2- Kisi ko Jgah dena
3-Asal Nam Se Pukarna
4-Bilawja Bahs na krna
5-Befazol Bolne Se Bhtar h k Chup Rehna
6-Apni Bat pe Arre Mt Rhna
7-2sre ki Bat Tahamul se Sunna
8-Apni Ghlti Tslim krna
9-Bin bole mere no. pe Rs.100 ka balance load krna..!!;-)

Funny

''O JEE gal suno,

sardi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay das.... ,,, ('-')<\ \> _/ /_

garmi Nai Lagdi..

¿Happy
¿winter
¿Season.

Funny

Jis din tum ko sham staey

Sard hawa dil na beh'laey

Jis shab tm so na pao

Be'chani kuch barh si jaey

Ankh zara si num ho jaey

Samjho
Tumhy BUKHAR ha:-(

Funny

"Change can't be given to you everytime,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by..

Mr. Jamshed
Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).

Funny

Flowers die,

Stories end,
Songs fade,

Memories r 4goten,

All things come to end,

But

ye kanwara pan to.....

Chipak hi gia hay yar!

Friendship

"I Respect those frnds who find TiMe 4 me in their busy schedule"
But
"I LOVE those frnds who Never see their schedule when I Need them''
Gud Morning

Poetry

Acha hai k qaim rahain apas k bhrm

Dosto ko azma kr kbi kch nhi milta

Funny

"MOHABBAT" K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga.........!

Me to soch raha hun K.

Isi Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Lon BOHT Chale Ga:-)

Funny

Apeal

Ye msg apne friends ko krain

Roz kitne faltu msgs krte hen

plz dont ignore

Ma ne Rs.1500 ka 1 sweatr lia ha

Dua krein us pe burr na aye. . .;-)

Funny

Boys k Top 10 jhoot!!

1-Muje tmhri bht fikar hai.

2-Tm meri life ki phli or akri pasand ho...!

3-cell silent pe tha jaan (dis line is 100% true)

4-Tumhare lie jan be de sakta hun..,

5-Humari shadi zaror hogi.

6-Tum iss colour main bohet achi laghti ho!!

7-Pyar main sub jaez hai jan.

8-Tmhre parents mere parents hn,

9-Tmhre siwa kisi se bat nae krta.

10-Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahnga...!

(forwrd 2 all innocent girls as sadqa e jaria)" :d

Funny

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay main teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..

...Wah Wah...

mere dil k bavarchi khanay main teri yad ka cholha jalta hai

Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..
('.')/ Oye Hoye
<) (' Kia baat hai_¡ /_

Funny

Mere frnds ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi
FARAZ

Wo sub se aagy hote hain
jahan gosht taqseem hota hai

(,")
<) )--<(___)
_/ \_
pai ik boti Hor dy

Eid Mubarak

E
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EI
EI
EI
EID
EID
EID
EID*
EID*
EID*
EID*M
EID*M
EID*M
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MU
EID*MUB
EID*MUB
EID*MUB
EID*MUBA
EID*MUBA
EID*MUBA
EID*MUBAR
EID*MUBAR
EID*MUBAR
EID*MUBARA
EID*MUBARA
EID*MUBARA
EID*MUBARAK
EID*MUBARAK
EID*MUBARAK I I I IN IN IN
A
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AD
AD
AD
ADV
ADV
ADV
ADVA
ADVA
ADVA
ADVAN
ADVAN
ADVAN
ADVANC
ADVANC
ADVANC
ADVANCE
ADVANCE
ADVANCE.

Funny Eid Mubarak

Advance main eid mubarak ho,
Allah kare ye apki akhri Eid ho

Husband k bagair ;-)

Allah agli eid apko Husband k 7 naseeb kry (ameen):-)

Girl Power

It is da gudness in her heart that makes a woman pretty...
It is her inner strength that makes a woman admirable...
She is beautiful according to her nature,
not her looks...
so here's me saying "Masha-Allah"
2 one of da prettiest
ladies I know!
May God keep u smilng fòreva.!:)

Funny

Salam h r u? can u help me plz?agr hum polynomil equation k root nikal kr usko integrate kr dain aur constant ko neglect krden aur phr uska laplace le kr usy differentiate kr k integration nikal len phr us ki stability ko evaluate kr k us pr masons rule lgaen aur phr result ko zero se equate kr k homogenous equation bna k us k roots nikalen phr un roots ko gragh pr plot kar k graph paper per milaengy to kya

aeroplane bn jae ga? ::-)

Poetry

Kabi yad Aaye to poochna,

zara apni khlwat-e-sham sy,

Kisy ishq tha teri zaat sy?

kisy pyar tha tery nam sy?

Zara yad kr k wo kon tha?

jo kabi tujy bhi aziz tha,

Wo jo G utha tery nam sy,

Wo jo mar mita tery nam sy,

Hamen berukhi ka nahi gila,

k yehi wafaon ka hy sila,

Magar Aisa jurm tha konsa?

Gaye hum
dua-o-salam sy,

Na kabhi visaal ki chaah ki,

Na kabhi firaaq me Aah ki,

K mera tareeqa-e-bandagi,

hy juda tariqa-e-Aam sy.

Funny

Bachpan to sbka pyara hota hy
Mera bachpan b boht acha tha
Meri maa thi Bap tha
me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta
jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy 0r agy barh jata hy
Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.

AJ Rat dekhye
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Ek(Cow)
Ka khasusi interview

CameraMan Papu k Sath
Maweshi mandi.. ;-)
Happy baqar Eid in advanc.

Funny

Sheikh suhag rat py apni bv se: apna haath dejye.
BV ne sharma k kalai aagay barha di or ankhain band ker leen,
jab thori der me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se haath pe ghari (watch) bana raha tha.
B.V: ye kia?
Sheikh: moo dikhaee :-D

Poetry

Reza Reza Sapno Wale
Tote Chehre' Aadhe Log,
Jane Wale Kab Aate Hain
Q Krte Hein Wade Log.

PYAR Ki Rah Pe Ungli Thaame
Andha Dhund Chal Prte Hain,
Na Smjhi Mein Mar Jate Hein
Hm Se Seedhe Saady Log.

Hm dono Main Kon Hai MuJrim
Ye To Jan'na Mushkil Hai
Aadha Shehr Tha Haami UsKa
Sath Thy Mere Aadhe Log..

Poetry

...@DUA@...
ye jo hum mein tum mein rabta hai
Khuda kre ye sda rahe
ye chiragh hai tu jala rahe
ye phool hai tu khila rahe
tujhe Naseeb hon Muskrahatein
tere pas tera habeeb ho
tu jahan rahe sukhi rahe
tere saath meri Dua rahe
tu Dua kare tu qabool ho
jo wafa kare tu wasool ho
Koi gum Na tere qareeb ho
tera jeevan khushi se bhra rahe
tu jahan chale saba chale
tu jahan ruke bahaar ho
teri jis taraf bhi Uthe nazar
wohi Mosam-e-gul khila rahe.
Ameen

Poetry

Mohabat phir mohabat hy...

Kbi dil se nhi jaati,

Hazaron rang hain is k,

Ajab hi dhang hain is k,

Kbi sehra,

kbi darya,

Kbi jugnu,

kbi aansu,

Kbi manzil k kinaarey par

Pyasa maar deti hy,

Aziyat hi aziyat hy,

Magr

ye b haqiqat hy,

Mohabat phir mohabat hy

Kbi dil se nhi jaati...!

Good Morning

When life knocks U down on ur knees...

Or when worries bang ur head on floor...

Just remember that U are in a perfect position to pray...!!!
Gud Morning

Awareness

(Dengue Virus Awareness Compaign)

SYMPTOMS:
High fever & Severe body pain

Itching & Red Spots

Bleeding from Nose & Teeth

Severe pain behind the Eyes.

PRECAUTIONS;
Properly cover the pots having water,
e.g
Bath Buckets & Drums etc.

Use Coils,Mats & sprays.

FACTS:
Dengui Attacks
At
6:00 AM-9:00 AM
&
4:00 PM-10:00 PM

Patients should Use Paracetamol only
&
Never Use Dispirin

Plz join this SMS Campaign
&
Save Lives

(Jazak-Allah)

Islamic

ALLAH sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?

Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy
Or
ALLAH sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari taaqat ban jati hy.
jumma mubarak

Chand raat

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Chand Raat....

Eid Mubarak

"Eid card for" my
"£ovely Friend"

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EID MUBARAK
ADVANCE 2 days before
Phir na kehna k Eid card nhi bheja..

GooD morning

Our Life Begins With Our Cry
&
Ends With Others' Cry
So
Utilize This Gap With Laugh As Much As Possible

Keep Smiling
&
Make Others Smile Too:-) Gud Morning

Funny

Teacher:
Is ko English me translate karo

"larki yahan se ja chuki hy"

Student:

Shit yar!
I m late:-)
(".) <))> _/I_

Funny

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns
Sirf friend kehnay sy kuch nai hota
Definiti0n pata h0ni chahye ;-)

Funny

Dil or Dunya me sirf itna frq hy
k

Is Dunya mein bht log rhte hain

Is
.-""_;_""-.
"-._ _.-" Me Sirf
Meri Mama
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Ka "DAMAD" Rehta hai;-)

Funny

"MAA"

Maa kia hai?
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"Abbu ki Biwi"

Her baat pe emotional na ho jaya karo ;-)

Awareness

-IMPORTANT-
If you are Alone
& Suddenly Get 'CHEST PAIN' that radiates to Ur Left arm, Up 2 Ur Jaw,
Then It May B "HEART ATTACK"
If No one 2 Help & Hospital Is Far, then Dont Wait,
U Help Urself
-Cough Repeatedly & Vigorously
-Take Deep Breath B4 Every Cough.
-Deep Breath Gets Oxygen 2 Lungs
-Coughing Keeps Blood Circulation Alive..
Pls Forward This As Much As U Can,
Who Knows One Day Ur Message 'll Save Some One's life..
Kindness Costs Nothing :-)

Funny

6 birds were sitting on a tree

a hunter saw that and shot over tree.

5 birds flew away
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but 1 bird was siting
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why?
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bas nakhre....;):P

New Year

Before 2010 ends, let me thank all the good people like u, who made 2010 beautiful for me. I pray u b blessed with a great year ahead. I wish u a

fantastic JANUARY

Loveable FEBRUARY

Marvellous MARCH

Foolish APRIL

Enjoyable MAY

Successful JUNE

Wonderful JULY

Indepedent AUGUST

Powerful SEPTEMBER

Tastiest OCTOBER

Beautiful NOVEMBER

Happiest DECEMBER

Have a VICTORIOUS YEAR!

Poetry

"Roti hui Ankhon se tujhe muskan kese don
"Anjan hon khud tujhe pehchan kese don
"Mere liye meri jaan tu hi hy..
"Ab tu hi bata tujhe apni Jaan kese don.!

Funny

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl's status:"i m feeling sad".. 952 comments.

Boy's status:"i m going to suicide".. 2 likes. :-p

Funny

Wife: "Shadi K Shuru Me Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati Thi

Aap Zyada Mujey Khilaty Or Khud Kum Khaty Pr Ab Esa Q Nhi

Hzbnd: "Q K Ab Tumhy Khana Pakana A Gaya Hay

Funny

*A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem*

Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

Help Desk:- Dear Kid:- Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Can't Read Your Password.

Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =p

Funny

"W E D D I N G"
Is the only day,
when a Boy sits on the stage & watches other Girls dressed Beautifully
&
Thinks
yar mujhay itni jaldi nahi karni chaheye thi

Sweet Inspirational

A little boy went 2 an ice cream shop & asked:
How much a large cup costs?

Waiter:Rs.15
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.
Then he asked:How much a small cup cost?

Waiter:Rs.12
The boy asked for a small cup.He had it,paid bill & left.
When the waiter came 2 pick the empty cup,he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left Rs.3 as tip for him.

Moral:
Always Try 2 give something 2 every1 out of what ever little.