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Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai....

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Kuch khud Barbaad hue..
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Kuch""Facebook"ki Meharbani hai....

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DIL Ke Operation Ko "BYEPASS" Kyon Kehte Hain?

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Socho Socho

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Kyon Ke Ager Operation Theek Ho Gaya To "PASS"

Warna "BYE" :-D

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Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya bol0n.. ?
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Akhir woh bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy....
K aap yahan mere sath ho..??;-)

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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher kitna pyara hai na
Ammi: Beti Teacher Baap k barabar hota hai.
Beti: AMMI Aap hamesha apne hi chakkar me rehna hamare liye na sochna..

Funny

1985 k Mehman.

Ghar atey he ;
Aslmlkm kia hall hai aba g thik hain bachon ka kia hal hai.

2010 k mehman

Ghr aty he;
Aslmlkm kia hal ha
Brik pin wla chrgr ha?

Islamic

Hr koi chahta he
k usay KAMYABI mil JayE
Lkn

Jb MASJID se din me 5 dafa Awaz Ati hai
"HAYYA ALAL FALAH"
Aao kamyabi ki Trf
Lkn koi zehmt ni krta
K jis Chiz ko wo sari Zindgi
Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai
Wo to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.

eid

.'    *   '-. _ _ .-'

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah Shawwal
"MUBAARAK" kehte hein.
EID MUBARAK,

eid

EID ke Din ke Sunnat phelain. Ghusal karna, Bahtarin kapre phenna,Khusbo lagana,Eidgah mokhtalif raste se ana/jana,Namaz se phele taaq tadaad mein khajoor khana

Islamic

"CHAND MUBARIK"
ALLAH SUBHANA-O-TAALAH aap ko aur aap ki family ko agla Ramzan khair khariat se Naseeb kare.   
Forgive me if i ever hurt u in any way, n remeber me in ur prayers.

eid

"Eid card for"  my
"£ovely Friend"

{*|'"'""""'""'""'|*}
{*|.+""+.+""+. |*}
{*|+     EID     +|*}
{*|  "+.      .+"   |*}
{*|       "+"         |*}
{*| MUBARAK |*}
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EID MUBARAK
ADVANCE 2 days before
Phir na kehna k Eid card nhi bheja..

Islamic

Hazrat MUHAMMAD (PBUH)
ney frmya:
"agar kisi insan ma 99 boraiyan hn
or
1 Achai ho,
to uski boraiyon  ko nh blky 1 achai ko bayan karo"

Eid

|"""|     |"""| ,,,.-._.-.
|    |,/\,| ISH "-._.-"
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\"'\,/"'/;;;;;.-._.-. \,/  /ou. "-._.-"///  /,,/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
|"""|___|"""'|((((()))))
|          APPY  .-._.-.
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Chand Raat....

Eid

A wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,
Wrapped with Sincerity,
Tied with Care,
And
Sealed with a Dua to keep u & ur family Blessed

Eid Mubarak!!

Islamic

ALLAH sy m0habt or insan sy m0habt ma kya farq hy?

Insan sy mOhabt Apki sab sy bari kamz0ri ban jati hy
Or
ALLAH sy m0habt Apki sab sy bari taaqat ban jati hy.
jumma mubarak

Poetry

kuch Hamara Bi Lahoo Shaamil Hy Is Tzayan-e- Gulistaan Main!

Hamain Bi Yad kr Lena Chaman Main Jab Bahaar Aye.    

Islamic

"Juma Maubrak"

Kya Aap Ne kbi Socha K Maal K Elawa Ap Dosron Ko Aisa Kya De Skty Hn K Ap Ko Paisy Kharch Kiye Bgair Sadqy Ka Sawab mily..?

1 Dua,
2 Ilam,
3 Mashwara,
4 Muskarahat,
5 Madad,
6 Waqt,
7 Terbiat,
8 Mushkil waqt may hosla,
9 Naiki ka hukam daina or burai say rokna,
10 Muhabat,
11 Maf ker daina,
12 Izat daina,
13 Khushion may shamil hona,
14 Temardari kerna,
15 Rastay say takleef dah chez ka hata daina,
16 Rasta dikha dena...
Allah hum sub ko asa kam karna ke tufiak da.
AAMEEN........

wish

¤PehAn Ly ap SweAter apSe yEhi hy HAmAri GuzArish , , ,
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>Mubarak hO Aap sAbko SArdi ki PehLi BAriSh . . . :-)

HApPy RAIN . . .

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Pathan:
yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya

2nd Pathan:
kiya likha tha?

pathan:
battery low

2nd Pathan: mujhe send kar sab ko daraun ga

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. . .

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The most romantic lines:

Mai kho gya hun  tumharey pyar main tum bhi kho jao...

Translation in english:

"I'm  lost  in ur  luv, U also "GET LOST":D

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Gabbar: Arey o ZARDARI !
Benazir ki barsi mai Kitney Aadmi Thay ?

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ZARDARI: Pata Nahi Sarkar !
Main to Aaurtoon mai  Tha!

poetry

hasrat hai tmhari deed krein
tum aao tu hum bi eid karein
khuch dair tu dil ko chain mily
khuch roz tu maan ka phol khily
khty hein k eid ki aamad hai
hum log bi khuch taaeid karein
tum aao tu hum bi eid karein
tum se ye ik guzarish hai
ye apne dil ki khawish hai
ik baar milo,ik baar milo
har bar yhi takeed krein
tum aao tu hum bi eid karein
mana k hum deewany hein
sb batoun se anjany hein
jb apny hi baigany hein
kia ghairoun se umeed krein
tum aao tu hum bi eid krein
tum aao tu hum bi
eid krein.

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Pappu jahaz mai khara ho k zor se chilaya"HIJACK"

Sb preshan hogay boys dr gay
girls rony lgi,Aurten chekhne lgi

2sry kone se jack uth k bola
"HI PAPPU"

Funny

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra karny jata hoon...

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A man was in toilet when sum1 frm d adjacent toilet said,
=>Hi, how r u?

Man got embarassed nd said: doing  jst fyn

=>So wat r u up to?

Man: well, just sitting lyk u

=>Can i cum over?

Man: No, no i m kinda busy now

=>listen, i'll call u back.There's an idiot in othr toilet answering my questions! :p

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Just before their wedding, a couple died & went to heaven.
They told the angel: we want to marry each other.

Angel asked them to think about it for 5 years.

After 5 years they came back with the same demand.
The angel again asked them to wait for another 5 years..

After 5 years they came again & got married.

After a few months they reallized that they were not compatable & went to the same angel for divorce.

Angel (angrily): IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS TO LOOK FOR A 'MOULVI' IN HEAVEN AND NOW YOU WANT A "LAWYER" ??

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Politicianz views on MUNNI.

Munni k badnami mai jagirdarun ka hath hai
Altaf bhai

Silab to apni jaga lekn munni k badnami pr rona aya
Qaim Ali Shah

Munni ki badnami hukumat ki Nakami ha.
Nawaz Sharef

Jis Mulk me Insaf na ho wahan Munni Badnam hi hogi.
Imran khan

Munni ki badnami k zimedari Taliban ne qubool krli.
Rehman Malik

Munni bdman ho gae it's not into my knowldge
Murshad pak
(pm gilani)

Munni khappe
Munni khappe
ZORDARI

Quiz

1 colour choose karo
But promise karo k
Us main jo b likha ho ga wesa kerna pary ga

BLUE.
RED.
WHITE.
BLACK.
YELOW.
GREEN.
PURPAL.
BROWN.
Reply Must.

 

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White:
Apni Lover ka nam bato.

BLUE:Mujhe 1 mint cal karo or i love u bolo.

BLACK:
Meri koi khami batao.
RED:
Meri tareef ma 3 jumlay bayan karo.

YELLOW:
Life ka sab se Kamyab or Yadgar din batao.

Green:
50 ka load karwao.

PURPLE:
Ap ko mujhe koi gift dena ho ga.

BROWN:
Ap k favorite 6 msgs se 3 msgs mujhe send kro.