Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....
The name of the College Is:-
"Women College for Boys":)
Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....
The name of the College Is:-
"Women College for Boys":)
Doctor nd sardar love same girl.
Sardar gives her apple every day.
Girl askd sardar reason for giving apple daily.
Sardar. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.
Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.
Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.
Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.
Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.
Khudi ko kar kanjus itna k har SMS bhejnay se pehlay service centre walay khud pochain. "kheriat hai, aj sms bhej rahay ho "! =D !
Take ur cell,
wash it,
cut it in small pcs,
fry it,
add some salt in it.
Now mobile pickle is ready.
Msg to aap se hote nhi,
tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.
Ab kay yun dil ko sazaa di hum nay
uss ki har baat bhula di hum nay
ik ik phool bohot yaad aaya
Shakh-e-gul jab woh jla di hum nay
Aaj tak jiss pay woh sharmatey hain
baat kab ki woh bhula di hum nay
Shehr-e-jahan raakh say abad howa
Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum nay
Aaj phir yaad bohot aya woh
Aaj phir us ko duwa di hum nay
Koi to baat us mein hay faraz
Har khushi jiss pay lutaa di hum nay
Muje hamesha,Hr Lamha Yaad krna
Wrna
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Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dungi. Ok
Mud gorning.
lest of buck..
ave a dice nay.
cake tare !
Soli Yaar !
Laat ko zyada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayei he.
MON'T DINE ;->
Just assume
S A L A M
as abrivation of the following
S:
Sudda khush
rho
A:
Aabad rho
L:
La-zawal
urooj pao
A:
Arzooain
poori hon
M:
Mujhy duawon me yad rukna
&
Then accept
my
S A L A M
again & again.
Hum apka account ma add karwate han?
Dil
jan
Pyar
Mohabbat
Khushi
Hansi
Dosti
Jska pin code apki muskuraht hai
So
Ab to muskurado.
Tum na mano.. Ye haqeqat hai. Dost insaan ki zarurat hai.. Kisi din aao hamari mehfil mai.. Jaan jao ge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai..
Unko Namoos Bi,
izzat Bi Pazirai Bi
Mujko Ronay ko
Mayassar Nahi
Tanhai Bi
Apnay Hi HaaL Pay Hasna bi Hans k Rona bi,
Main Bayak Waqt
Tamasha Bi Tamashai Bi.
Mohbt m koi sadma uthana chahiye tha
Bhulaya tha jisy wo yad aana chahiye tha
Meri or uski arzu m farq ye tha
Mjy bs wo usy sara zamana chahiye tha...
Hazrat Ali ne Farmaya:
"Mohtaji or Ghurbat 4 Chezo se ati hy,
1- Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhnay Se,
2- Khare Ho K Pani Peene Se,
3- Mun Se Charagh Bujhane Se,
4- Daman Ya Asteen Se Mun Saaf Karne Se.../
1 larka Gadhay k samnay gir gya
1 larki ne dekha to boli:
apnay baray BHAI k paon chhu rhay ho
Larka:
g BHABI JAN :-D
The relations which require effort to b maintained are never true.
And if the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained.
Chotty log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krty hain
Bare log
"TIME" Ki bat krty hain
.
.
.
KHUBSURAT log "BAAT" hi nhi krty
Sirf
"SMS"krty hain!
Wo maine kr dia.;-)
Meera ki plane me tbyt khrab ho gai to air-hostes ne pocha. Are u suffering from fever? To meera ne jwab dya, No i am suffering from karachi to lahore.....!!!
Pthan:Molvi saab Kia Wazu k bagair Namaz ho jata hai?
Molvi:Nhi hoti.
Pthan:Ho jata hai yara.Molvi:O Bhai nhi hoti.Pathan:Ho jata ha,Hm ne khud parh k dekha hai
Admi... Sir meri Bevi gum ho gai hai. Postmaster, Ye Post office Hai tm Police Station ja k report krvao Admi.. Kia kron,khushi k mary kuch Samj hi nhi aarha.
Wonderful Combinations in this World..
Heart & Beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
Fish & Water.
My Costly msgs & Ur muft ki smile;-).
A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 hrs"Hey VaheGuru meri Lottery lagade. Aftr 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears & says-Oey Ullu de putr 1 vari ticket te lele;)
1 sardar jb b bathroom jata to darwaza khol deta. Kisi ne waja pochi to us ne kaha "Mje shak ha k darwazy k neeche se mje koi dekhta ha"
:-)
Medical Shayari..when u breathe.,u respire.! wah wahwhen u breathe u respire.! wah wah wah..when u don't breathe.. u Expire..!!!!wah wah ;)
Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai
Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai
Uper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-
Agar Badsha Akbar 2008 ma hota to wo Anarkali ko kya saza deta??
Reply is must...
Send ds 2 ur frnds n get funny answerz
Koi To Hota!
Main Jis K Dil Ki Kitab Banta
Main Jiski Chahat Ka Khwab Banta
Main Hijar K Mosam Ki Lambi Raton Main
Yad Ban Kar Azab Banta
Koi To Hota!
Jo Meri Khwahish main
Uth K Raton Ko Khoob Rota
Dukhon Ki Chadar Lapait Kar
Hajom-E-Dunya Se Door Hota
Main Rooth Jata Manata Mujko
K Chahe Mera Qasur Hota
Koi To Hota!
Main jis K Itna Qareeb Hota
Na Pas Koi Raqeeb Hota
Main Tanha Iska Habib Hota
Ye Silsila B Ajeb Hota
Koi To Hota!
Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand
ka
bed
Taron
ki
razai
aur
Phoolon
ka
takiya!!
Nice na??
Now
come back
to earth
&
sleep on
ur
Bisterr.
GOOD NIGHT
The first ray of sun is the forecast that every pleasure and joy is waiting to come in ur ways
GOOD MORNING
Pathan ko rastay mei 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia tu 1 Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri kreyga!
Pathan:"Hmko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
1dum 1 naswar ka packet aagya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali tu utni naswar or aagai!
Jin:"Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan:"Esa 2 Packet or do
Fish 2 Water:U Can't C My Tears, Bcoz I Am in The Wtr
Water:But I Can Feel Ur Tears,Bcoz U R in My Heart, That's "Friendship"
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
Finish This Sweet Sentence
[I love ur...... ?]
Reply is Must
Send This To Ur Frends & Get Crazy Answers!
But first, reply me.
MeT u..
BecAme frNds..
HAd fUn..
FreakEd out..
ShARed seCrets..
FouGht wIth u, oVer u & fOr u..
Cried foR u, wIth u..
TEased u..
HUrt u..
MiSSed u..
& hEre Me stiLL thinkinG aBt u..
LonG journEy haiNa??
WilL neVer let iT eNd..
JuSt wAnted u to knOw thAt
U'r vaLued!!"
Sare bharam mita kr
Sb chahtein bhula kr
Hm tere pas aye
Thi aas aj hm pr
Kch hogi mehrbani
Halka krenge ji ko
Ansu baha baha kr
Sb hal e dil zubani Tujh ko suna suna kr
Kya kya na hm pe beeti
Kya kya na dil ne dekha
Kitne hue preshan Pr
Tujhse dil lga kr Tujhse nazar mila kr
Kitne udas aye hm Tere pas ja kr.
1 dehati aurat check cash krwany bank gai
Clerk:Yahan sign karo,
Aurat:Kaisy?
Clerk:Jaisy khat k akhir mai likhty hain
She wrote
faqat
ap k
Munnay ki maa
Future mein price list is tarha ho gi.
Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 danay.
Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.
Oil 10 Rupay k 2 drop.
Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 qatra.
List k Neeche 1 zaruri note bhi likha hoga k jo bhi yeh sab cheezein khareede ga usay asli desi ghee ki khushboo muft soonghnay ko milay gi..
Ferman-e-Nbwi (s.a.w):
"gunah wo hy jo tery dil ko khatky or logon k us pr muttalaa hony pr tujy bura lgay (yani shrmindgi mehsus ho)"
(sahih muslim; babul bar)
10" baatein
"10" baaton ko khatam kar deti hein,
1. Tauba gunah ko
2. Dukh zindagi ko
3. Gussa aqul ko
4. Sadqa musibat ko
5. Chugli amal ko
6. Peshmani sakhawat ko
7. Neki badi ko
8. Jhooth rizq ko
9. Zulm insaf ko
10. Takabur Amal ko...!
Tc
:-)
"Ag'r ksi ka ban'na chahtay ho tou puri haki'qat sy ban jao warna, apni zaat mei esi haki'qat paida karlo; k koi haki'qat mei tumhara ban jaye"
HazrAT ALI (A.S)
The most determinative sentence that should always be followed in life..
"The race is not over because i haven't won yet"...
The full form of "Mummy".
M-Ma'
U-U Live
M-Many
M-More
Y-Years
Forward this msg to your 5 friends to make your mother live long life..
Möthèr's mèän
M=Mötivätér
Ö=Önlyoné
T=Tèndèrlöve
H=Héartiést
E=Éxcèptiönäl
R=Rèspönsiblè LOVE ÜR MÖM
mäy ür mothèr hv ä long lifè(Amen) HÄPpY
MÖTHER'$ DÄY
The ful form of "Mummy".
M-Ma
U-U Live
M-Many
M-More
Y-Years
4wd ds msg to ur 5frnds 2make your mother live long lyf.I know U'll surely do...!!
(((HAPPY MOTHER,Z DAY)))
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* happy mothers day *
Allah ap ki mama ko lambi umar dy.ameen
Talluq tut jaega mra sary zmany se
Mre apne khfa honge tmhen apna bnanae se
Tmhare sat rehne se mje tskin mlti hy
Boht tklif hoti hy tmhare dur jany se
Mre ghar ko jla dna mgr ye zehen me rkhna
Ujala mil nhi skta ksi ka ghar jlane se
Hmari jaan jaegi to phr tm jan jaoge
K hasil kch nhi hota ksi ko azmane se.
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha..
Jane kab toot jae kanch ki tarha..
Mujhe na bhulana kisi bat ki tarha..
Apne dil me hi rakhna khubsurat yad ki tarha !!
Wo to is soch mein sahil pe khara doob gya
Kitna gehra tery darya ka kinara hoga
Wo mera ho k b mehrom rha mjhse Fraz
Kya koi meri tarha jeet k hara hoga..!!
Hasti ko muhabat main fana kon karay ga?
Ye farz siwa meray ada koun karay ga?
Hathon ki lakiron ko zara dekh Najomi?
Ye dekh mery sath wafa koun karay ga???
Ab key youn dil ko saza di hum ney... Uss ki har baat bhula di hum ney... Ik ik phool buhat yaad aaya...
Shakh-e-gul jab jala di hum ney...
Aaj phir usko dua di hum ney...
Koi to baat hai uss mein bhi faraz... Har khushi jis pey luta di hum ney...
When you MISS
ME
()¤() CLOSE
(-.- )YOUR EYES
(")(") AND
Imagine.
()¤())¤() That
( '.' )'.' )WE ARE
(")(")')(") 2GETHER..
Dil se labo tak ik Dua rhti hay,
Hamen Har ghari ap ki parwah rehti hay,
KUHDA har sukh zindagi ka kry apko ata,
Hamari Har dua me ye ilteja rhti hay.
Dr. k band Clinic k agy lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakar k pechy phaink daity
Sardar: Lgay raho saalo,mai b clinic nhi kholun ga
Beti: Maa GAON mein Bollywood wale aye hen
Maa: andar aja inki niyat buhat kharab hoti hay
Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi b aya hay
Maa: to bakri ko b andar le aa
Deta raha faraib bari saadgi k sath ,itna bara mazak meri zindagi k sath,meri khata ki mili muje saza ,mai ne ki dosti ek ajnabi k sath.(TAMAM BEWAFAON K NAM)
Maths magic:multiply ur date of birth wid 2 add 840 in ans now divid by 2 subtract the ans wid ur date of birth & ans represnt ur personality.its true,
Wafa se"Pyar"
Mat Karna..
Q Mat Krna..?
"Be-Mot"Maare
Jao Ge
Maloom Hai Q Maare Jao Ge ?
<Q-K>
?
"WAFA"
Ã…LTÃ…F HUSAIN
ki "Beti" Hai
.--,!"""""""""!
/ - ,! Yaadein !
"-0-""""0'0"-"
pura truck yadon se full kar k bhej rahi hoon. . .
Phir na kahna k yad nahi kiya...
Beykaar hain wo log, jo apney lover ko miss kartey hain.
Arey! miss karna hai to machharon ko karo,
Jo apni jan per khail ker tumhein kiss kartey hain.
I look at my frnds, then I look at mYself, without my pals whr wud I b? My life, my shadows, my world, whr wud I b without my frnds? Tears, giggles, smiles & laughs, late nite calls & cute photographs, I'll b thr for u till da day i die!
sEnD iT tO All dA fRNDS wHo mEaN AlOt 2 u~ i jUsT DiD it
So many options:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks..
but..
People choose marriage !!
slow but sure !
Bhikari:
Hello, Pizza Hut?
Yes sir..
Bhikari:
Ek Large Pizza Aur 1.5 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do..
Sir, Kiske Naam Pe Bhejoun?
Bhikari:
ALLAH KE NAAM PE.
Dehati Aurat Cheque Cash karane Bank gae.
Clerk: Yahan SIGN karo.
Aurat: Kese?
Clerk: Jese KHAT k akhir me likhte hain.
She wrote, "Faqat aap k Munäy ki Mä"
Tabligi jamat k Amir ne safr se pehly kaha.
"Koi Larki dekho to ASTAGHFAR parhna.
"Sary rasty koi lrki nazr na ayi.Achank 1 bola ASTAGHFAR
Sb boly kidhr? kidhr?
Go my
Sweet SMS,
Sweet friend
K Pas,
Sweet Galiyon
Se Ho Kar
Sweet Style
K Sath:
Sweet Smile
K Sath,
Sweet Mood
K Sath
Sweet Se
Andaz Mein Kehna
U R so sweet:-)
Hum itny swèet nahi k apko sugar ho jaey na hi itny "salty hain k BP barh jaey na hi itny"TASTY"k maza ajaey per hum itny karway b nai k hamari yaad hi na aye*
Man 2 Shaikh: Yaar kal main tenu kini wari call kiti par tu nahi chukya, Shaikh: Q chukan, jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hay, " O tera peo suney ga "
Munna Bhai:
"Apun ko kaisy pata chaly ga k Ye Bakra he ya Bakri??"
=Circuit:
"Simple Bhai,
bole tu Pathar mar k Dekne ka,
Bhaga to Bakra.
Bhagi to Bakri..
Aye dost tum bhi likha karo shayri,
Meri tarha tumhara b naam ho jaye ga.
Log phenke gay andy tamatar tum per.
To sham ki handi ka intezam ho jaey ga.
Mr.Aslam k yhan mehman aya.ghr mein 1hi bed tha. Bht sochne k bad bed k drmyan takya rkh diya 1side pe bivi 2ri side pe mehman. 2re din mehman sham ko lota to darwaza bnd tha, bell d pr nhi khula, mehman: Dekhye Mr.Aslam drwaza kholye wrna main deewa phlang k ajaunga.
Mrs.Aslam:Deewar kya khak phalango ge Sari rat ek takya to phalang nhi ske.
HADEES:
"khane se pehle hath dhona tangdasti ko door karta aur baad mei dhona junoon (pagal pan) ko dafa karta hai."
Flirting is the only job in the world that We cannot include in our CV.
Despite having years of experience and number of references.. :p
Raz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko SAGAR.
Duniya mai sab hamraz badal jaty hain.
Kisi k bicharny se koi marr to nahi jata.
Han magar jeene k andaz badal jaty hain....!
""Saans""
lene se teri YAAD aati hai,
Yaad aane se meri JAAN jaati hai,
Kaise keh don k sirf Saans se zindgi hai,
Saans bhi to teri YAAD k baad aati hai....
"Boht Hi Maan Hay tum pr,
SunO Paas-E-Wafa Rakhna,
Sabhi Se Tum Milo Lekin,
Zara Sa Fasla Rakhna,
Bichar Jana Bhi Parta Hy,
Zara Sa Housla Rakhna.
Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani hai.
Tuti hui kashti ruka hua pani hai.
Ek gulab unki kitab mei dum tor choka hai.
Or unko yad hi nhi k ye kis ki nishani hai.
Aahadees e NUBWI SAW.
1.Jo shaks hr wqt wazoo me rahega,Allah uski rozi kushada frmaye ga
2.Us shaks ki hajat jald puri hoti hy jo apni hajat ksi or ko na btaye
3.Jis ne apni namazon ki fiqr chor di,Allah ne uski fiqr chor di
4.Allah us shaks ko aabad krta hy jo Hadees-e-Nabwi sun k dosro ko pohnchaye
2Boyz talkng:
Aj ki girls!
Khuda bachae hme in hasino se
Dil Nashino se
Naznino se
Mahjabino se
Mgr inko kon bachae hm kamino se!
Sincere Pray of a Girl to God
DEAR GOD again i m not ASKing ANYTHING for MY-SELF FROM U, JUST SEND FOR MY PARENTS A ROMANTIC AND BEAUTIFUL SON IN LAW... ;-)
.*"Always"*.
welcome a new day with a
.*"Smile"*.
on ur.
.*" Lips"*.
.*"."*" Love"*"."*.
in ur
*"."* Heart*"."*.
&
*"."*" Good"*"."*.
*" thoughts "*.
in ur
*"."*" mind"*"."*.
and u'll
.*"."*always*"."*.
have a
.*"Wonderful"*.
.*"."*"Day"*"."*.
"GOD BLESS U"
"GOOD MORNING"
It z Said;
There R 2 Things In Life That Are Very Painful
1st: When Ur Love Loves U & Doesn't Tell U,
2nd: When Ur Love Doesn't Love U And Tells U...
Three different ways 2 catch a tiger r:
Newton's 3rd law of motion: Allow the tiger 2 catch u & then catch the tiger as for every action, there is reaction.
Ainstyin law:
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired & loose its entire energy.
Pakistani law: Catch a cat & beat it untill it admits it self 2 b a tiger.
"Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW) se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to AAP (SAW) Ne farmya "Tum jub ghar mei dakhil hone lago to pehle salam karo khawa ghar mein koi ho ya na ho, phir MUJH Par DAROOD BHEJO aur aik dafa SURAH IKHLAS perho"us shakhs ne aisa he kiya to ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski rozi mein kushadgi Ata Farmaee bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhee faizyab huey."
Boy:
Chalte chalte younhee ruk jata houn mein.,
Baithay baithay younhee baith jata houn mein..
Kiya yeh hi piyar hai.?
Girl:
Nahin yeh kamzori hai....
n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! Got confused? Be smart dear... Mobile ko ulta karke dekho.!
Hadees ka Mafhum:
1 Namaz qaza krny wala
(beshak wo qaza bad may parh lay phr b wo)
1 haqb jahanum main jalay ga.
1 haqb=80 yrs
1 yr=365 days
qyamat's 1 day=50,000 yrs.
Means 1 qaza namaz=2 crore 88 lacs yrs in hell.
Ye logon ko bhejen,
agr 1 b Namazi ho gya
Qyamat tk apko Sawab mily ga
Sadqa.e.jariya
Utho Sathio Or Mulk Ka Kuch Bhala Karo
Jaaggo
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0o0ps..! Tum
Ho...
Sorry Yar Tum Tu Wapis So Jao Isi Mei Hi Mulk Ki Bhalai Hay ;)
Bin tere dil ko samjhaon kese.
Aana chahun tere pas to aaun kese.
Meri her sans amant hai teri yadon ki.
Toot ker is se ziyada tujhe chahon kese.
Aj ka khana
hmari tarf se
(())
kabab
--@--@--@-
seek boti
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seek kabab
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|__| cold drink
ab na kehna poocha nai
Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms smsSms sms sms sms sms sms sms
Or kitne sms send karon..!
Dost dost k dil ki dua hta hy
Mehsoos tb hta hy jb wo juda hta hy
Bina dost k jeena saza hta hy
Or dost acha ho to Rab ki ata hta hy . .
When we were kids,
We waited 2 grow up soon,
Now we r grown up,
We realize that wounded knees & broken toys were better than wounded emotions & broken hearts.
QUOTE: Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (William James)
Allah Sab ko RIZQ de ga Ye Us ka Wada hy
Lekin Wo sab ko BAKHSH de ga
Ye Us ne WADA nahi kia,,
Phir kun?
Rizq k liye pareshan ho aur
Maghfirat se beparwah....!!
Ye sms sirf apko khush krne k lie hai
Ye aap k paas aya tou mobile ki light ON hoi
light deakh k aap khush hon gay k chalo MULK main kahin tou light hai..
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My Message To The World. . .
If U Like Me...
Raise Your Hands. . .
If Not,
Raise Your Standards... ;0)
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