Kash wo kabhi palko pe sajay mujhe,
Ruthon
kabhi to wo manaye mujhe,
Dil uski yad se ek pal bhi ghafil nhi,
Phir kese mumkin hai k wo bhool jaye mujhe...
Monday, June 8, 2009
Poetry
Funny
Child:
Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop
se lenge.
Mom:
lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child:
Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jharhiyan yahi rehti hain!
Funny
In Pakistan,survey was done that,
How many
people want 2 make FRIENDSHIP with
*ME*
Survey
5%said YES
0%said NO
95%said
HAMARI AISI KISMAT KAHAN???
Poetry
Hawa-e-Dard chali aur uski yad ai, Lo
phir se Sham dhali aur uski yad ai, kisi ki Baton ki barish mai hum bi Bheg gaye, kisi ne Bat bhi na ki aur uski yad ai
Poetry
Ana Ki bat hy wrna mohbat ab b baqi
hy.Usy mri mujy uski zarurt ab b baqi hai.Koi mushkil agr drpesh aye lot ana tum,Tmhrae wastay dil main jaga ab bhi baki hai
Funny
Excellent mind
khubsoorat chehra
meethi
awaz
masum ankhen
perfect pesonality
khushmizaj andaz
ye to hue meri baat
or sunao kesi ho AAP.
Sweet
; . Special
c("") coffee
"" for
you...
I mixed it with love and happiness
but no
Sugar.
Because,i know U r so sweet..
Funny
Shrabi knocks door of his home
Wife opens
door. Sharabi asks: Who r u?
She says: How dare you forget ur wife!
He says:"Nasha har ghum ko bhula deta hai...
Poetry
Ik mulåkåt kåro hüm$e eñåyet $åmjh
kår.Hår çhéez kå håisåb deñge qåyåmåt såmåjh kår. Meri Do$ti pe $håk ñå kårñå kåbi,Hüm kårte håiñ Do$ti,bhi Ebådåt såmjh kår.
Poetry
Hove sapnay vich tu te jagave koi na,
sochan mariya vich tu Te bulave koi na,
tere khayalan de mukadme vich saza ho jaye,
hove umar qaid te churave koi na
Poetry
Jo pyar ka reshta hum banate hain use
logon se kyun chupate hain ager hota hai gunah kisi ko pyar karna to Bachpan se sab pyar karna kyun sikhate hain?
Poetry
Jo adhori reh gai thi wo kahani sochana..
Baith kar tanha faqat batain purani sochna...
Jab kisi sahil pe aa jae mari yaad tumhain..
Kyun jazeeron ki taraf behta hai pani sochna...
Jab kabhi
likhna kahani ''zeest'' ki, mojon pe tum..
Kyun badal jate hain lafzoon ke maani sochna..
Poetry
Wo jo mujh ko bewfa ka laqb deta ha,
Sans
chalti ha mgr murda bna deta hai
Ay SAQI mt poch US k maikhanay ka pata,
US k tu shehr ka pani bhi nasha deta hai
Poetry
Mohabat har iñsaan ko aazmati hy,
kisi se
roöth jati hy or kisi pe muskurati hai,
Mohabat khel hi ésa hai,
Kisi ka kuch nahi jata or kisi ki jaan jati hai.
Funny
Nai naweli dulhan ka chehra dulhey ne
apne hathon men le kr pyar se kaha. Hazoor ka naam kiya ha?
Dulhan. Hazrat Mohamad salala ho alehe wasalam.
Poetry
Tum pe khatam sari chahat hogi"
"phir na
kisi pe yeh inayat hogi"
"kuch is tarha se karengy yaad "tum" ko
"na tum ko shikwa hoga na Zamane ko shikayat hogi.
Poetry
Fasle itne tu pehle na hua kerte the
Main
wohi hon jise tum dost kaha kerte the
Tum agar bhol gaye ho tu koi bat nahi
Zakhm tu pehle b is Dil pe laga kerte the
Poetry
Muddat Se Koi Shakhs Rulane Nahi Aaya,
Jalti Huyi Ankhon Ko Bujhane Nahi Aaya,
Kehta Tha Sath Jiyen Ge Sath Maren Ge,
Ab Ruth Gaye Hain To Manane Nahi Aaya..
Poetry
Apni zaat say nikal kr tujhay tanha
chahoon,
Maloom tum ko bhi na ho tujay itna chahoon,
Meri hr saans teri amanat hai,
Mujay bta main tujay aur kitna chahoon.
Funny
Aaj News Paper mein parha
k doston ko sMs
karne se dil ki beemari ho sakti hai.
To aaj se BAND.
Kya Sms..?
Nahi re..!
NEWS PAPER..
Poetry
Maire chahaten tumse alag kab hen
dil k
batien tum se chupi kab hen
tum sath rho dil me dhrkan ki trh
phir zindagi ko sanso ki zrurat kb hai.
Poetry
Wasal main b wohi fasly sarab k hain..
K
us ko neend muje rt jagy ki adat hai..
Tera naseeb hai ay dil sada ki mehromi.
Na wo sakhi na tujy mangny ki aadat hai
Funny
Agar aap chahty hain k aap k ghar main
ALLAH ke rahmat ho,frishtoon ka nzol ho,ghar main har traf skon ho,
To aik kam karen
.
Foran ghar sy bahir nikl jaen.
Islamic
ise konsa kaam hy jise Allah ne pasand
farmaya hy lekn Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) ne woh kaam kabhi nai kiya?
Ans: Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) ne kabhi azan nahi di thi.
Q k ager Aap(S.A.A.W) azan daite
tau kainat ki her cheez masjid mey aajati or nizam-e-kainat ruk jata...
SUBHAN ALLAH
Rain
/ , / ' / , / ' / , / ,
, Nice , /
, / , / /
/ , / '/ , / RaIn/
/ '/ , / DAy , / ' / . /
/ enjoy lovely weather/
, ' , ' / ' , ' / , / '
Friendship
Feeling of love
+
Moment of caring
+
Small
small sharing
+
Stupid fights
+
Shoulder to cry
+
To be together in pain
=
Creats a miracle called
"A TRUE FRIEND"
Funny
Malika Shrawat ko
Airport pe Custom
walon
ne Roka or pucha..
Madam is Tiffin Box
me kia he?
Malika:
Tang na karo yeTiffin Box Nahi, Mere Kapron ka Suitcase hy
Friendship
Jiski Stupid si batein lagti ho cute,
Sacha lgta hai jiska hr jhot, Jiske sath larte hue bhi aa jaye Smile. Use kehtein hain, Friendship with STYLE !!%-
Funny
Aik Sikh k ghar 7 Larkiyan peda ho gaien.
Us ne Paper main Add diya, "MUNDA peda karn da method dasso..." BENGAL se letter aaya,"Biwi nu Fish dyo"
HARYANA se letter aaya,"Milk Cake dyo..."
NEWYORK se aaya,"Coke dyo..."
PAKISTAN se letter aaya,"1 mauqa sanu v dyo...
Funny
EVER IMAGINED : We all love to spend lots
of money for buying new clothes but never realise that the best times are enjoyed without clothes!!
Funny
Smbdy asked abheshaik nae or purani umrao
mae kia diff hae he said nae wali sy apni setting hae purani wali sy papa ki.
Quiz
Here is ur face test.
How u look like
accordng 2 ur face?
Choose 1 of them
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Tell me any 1 in the list.
ANS:
1 beautiful
2 mental
3 sweet
4 abnormal
5
cute
6 foolish
7 clever
8 bad
9 good
10 lovely...
Funny
Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa.
?
?
?
?
Iss sms main say W X aur Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms
milega.
Funny
Ho Nahi Sakta k Muhjy teri Yaad na aye,
Bhool k b Bhulaon wo Waqt na aye,
Tum Bhulo to Tumhen neend na aye
Main Bholon to
.
.
.
.
.
Banda Bhool hi Jata hay;-)
Poetry
'Chand or mai'!!
Donoon ka 1 saa
mukadar
Wo falak pe akela
Mai zameen pe tanha
Woh roshni mange suraj se
Aur mai...
Mohtaj teri DOSTI ka.
Quiz
Reply is must:
2day is attraction day, tel
me 1thing that attracts u the most in me.
Be serious and frank.
Send this 2 all ur friends n know how attractive u r!
Poetry
Ek din jb hm duniya se chale jae ge, mat
sochna k aap ko bhool jaen gay, Bas ek bar ankhien band kar k kholna, hum ban k aansu palkon par utar aaegay..
Friendship
Only Eyes Speak Truth
Neither The Mirror
Nor The Lips
The Person Who is ur frnd Can C Pain In ur Eyes While Evry 1 Else Still Believes In ur smile
Funny
What is CONFIDENCE??
10 Boys decide to
Propose a Girl.,
9 Boys came with Roses,.
.
.
.
.
1 Boy came with Molvi for Marriage...!!
That is Confidence..!!
Miss you
Dil se dil tk
Jan se jan tk
Din se raat tk
Soboh se sham tk
Kl se AJ tk
Ap se moj tk
January se
December tk
Mere sms krne
se apko sms
Milne tk
*I MISS U*
Quiz
Choose from the follwing thn i ll tell U
abt ur luv life:
1:sunset
2: pearl in shell deep in sea
3:Buttrflies
4:Rosebuds
5:Giggles
6:Snowing
ANS:
1:U lost ur luv
2:U luv som1 secrtly
3:U
realy in luv but dnt realis it
4:Ur partnr luvz U more thn U
5:Its ur 1st lv dnt lose
6:U wnt 2 get maried wd luvr
Poetry
Taiz barish me kbi sard hawaon me raha,
1tera zikr tha jo meri sadaon me raha;;
Kitne logon se mere gehre marsim thay mgr,
Tera naam hi faqt meri duaon me raha
Funny
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THE END
Aap ne meri new film daikh li hai
"TAARE MOBILE PAR" :-)
Funny
If u have
no gift
No lift
no car
no bike
no
money
no house
Then...
just visit our website
www.mola menoo chuk lay.com;-)
Funny
Ek jinazay ke sath bahut se log ja rhay
thay. Ek pathan b ja k sath milla.
Kisi nay kaha
Kalmai Shahdat
Pathan uchal kar zor se bola
"ZINDA BAAD''
Funny
Mian bivi,apny bchy k ly robot ly ay
Jo b jhot bolta us k thapr marta
Son:abu aj me bemar ho schol nhi jao ga
Chataakh!
Bap:tm ny jhot bola?
Me jb tmary jitna tha kbi jhot ni bolta tha
Chataakh!
Mom(kichen sy):
kia hoa?
Bap:ye chinto boht jhot bolta hy
Mom:zahir hy apka he beta hai
Chataakh...!!!
Funny
1 larka Mar Gya Uski Maa Rotay Hue Boli
"Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha He Kya Tha?"
1 Parosan Larki Boli
"parshaan na hoon, Maine usy Sb KUch Dekha Diya Tha
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