Jab aap paida huay
Tab AakaSh Se phool barSay
Pariyon ne jaShan kia
FariShton ne
Ghee k charagh jalaey
Aur Bolay
HaMari jaan chuhti
Ab Dunia walay Bhugten ge..
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Funny
Cute
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Sirf number delete kro aor dekho kya nazar ata hai ...
Funny
Sardar: i am very kanjos.I went to honeymoon alone & saved half money.2nd Sardar:u r nothing,i saved all my money,my frnd was going and i sent my wife with him
Poetry
Tumhain udas dekh ker,,,
Kisi k rang kho gaye..!
Kahin pe chand bhujh gia,,
Kahin sitaray so gaye..!
Kahin pe barishon ki rutt,,
Ghazb ki piyas ban gayiy
Koi bahar rooth ker,,,
Sarapa aas ban gayi..!
Kisi k mosmon ko yun,,,
Azaab mat kia karo..!
Udas mat hua karo....!
Funny
Teacher asked a student:'Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?'
Student:
'MINI SKIRT jaisa ! zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
Funny
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can't Touch My Cheeks ;-)
Funny
Q: Define GYNACOLOGIST....???
Ans: The only fool on earth who finds problems in the place where all others find pleasure..
Friendship
FRIDAY- Means
F- Fresh hojao
R- Raho NAMAZ k liye tayyar
I- Ibadat zyada karo
D- Darud bhejte raho
A- Achi dua karo
Y- Yaad rakho mujhe bhi dua me
Funny
A Boy went to doctor with Lips infection. After cheking
doctor said: "Apni girlfriend ko bolo LipStick ka brand change karey, tumhe MEDORA se allergy hai. :-)
Quiz
Wat will ur husband say to u 'ghoonghat uthane ke baad'at ur first night?pick up number n i will tell u later!
1 ,3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15,17,19,21
1.me juru ka ghulam bn k rehunga
3.uf Kaha phs gya
5.i cant wait anymore
7.beta tension na lo
9.tmare ktne boyfrnds the
11.u r gud bt i luv sme1 els
13.haye me mar gya kski aah lagi mje
15.ghungat wapis dal dega
17.aa seene nal lag ja tha kr k
19.my luv 4 u is infinite
21.Tum pehle kahan thi
Funny
Story of KISSES: When u kiss an American Girl she said:
Kiss me Hard.
Indian Girl:Kiss me Soft.
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi karo Ammi aajaye gi.
Funny
Nakhra tuhada
tauba tauba...
Ajeeb tuhada style hai...
Message kadi karna nahi...
Rolla paya, sadde kol mobile hai
Funny
Sardar: tere result da ki bnya? Pappu: medam kehndi is class vich 1 Saal hor lagna hai. Sardar: phr thik hai, saal bhaven 2-3 hor lag jaan ,bas fail na hoen:-)
Funny
Savara jaldi uth k naha k.saf kapre pa k. Masjid ja k. Allah agge sajdy pay k akhan band kar k. Sacha dil nal puchh. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi,c main kithe,c.
Funny
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: opar Q aaya?
Pathan :apple khanay
Bandar:yeh to aam ka darakht hai
pathan: pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Funny
Kabi kabi dil chahta hy k kuch aisa ho jae:-
paperz hon mgar result na aye,
Classz hon mgar teacherz na ayen,
Bus me bethain college na aye,
Picnic pr jaye mgar wapis na aye,
Gadi chalaen mgar petrol na dalwaen,
Kabi kabi parhain mgar pass hojayen,
Haftay me char 4 din hon ta k sunday jaldi jaldi aye! ;-)
Poetry
Ye"YAD"hi to"YAD"hy k hr"YAD"mey tu"YAD"hy
jis"YAD"mey tu"YAD"nhi wo"YAD"b
koi"YAD"hy ye jo"YAD"YAD"ka hai silsila, is
"SILSILA-E-YAD" mey
faqat tu hi tu"YAD"hy
Funny
1 SARDAR ne apni hone wali biwi' se kaha:
"Tumhen engagment par kaya don?"
Larki:
"Mujhe 1 Ring de dena"
Sardar:
"Mobile par ya P.T.C.L par?"
Poetry
Kisi ki khatir mohabat ki Intaha kardo,
Par itna bhi Nahi k isko Khuda kardo,
Mat Chaho kisi ko toot kar itna bhi k,
Apni hi Wafaon se Usko Bewafa kardo.
Funny
Wife going to spain askd her husb:wht shud I bring 4u?
Husb:A spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly
On her return husb asks:whre is my gift?
Wife:wait 4 9mnths ;-)
Funny
A man catches a fish.
Wife: Cant cook it due to
No gas,
No elect,
No ata
&
No cookg oil.
Man puts da fish back in da river.
Fish comes up
& shouts:
GEO Musharaf
Funny
A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
.
.
WHY?
.
.
.
.
Defective piece
No replacement :D
Funny
CH. PERVEZ ELAHI
Or
CH. SHUJJAAT HUSSAIN ki janib se
Qom k naam eham peghaam....
Meray aziz humwatno
.
.
.
Tussi CHANGGI NAI KEETI.
Funny
Sochta hun k
Ye Daulat
Ye Bungley
Ye Garian
Ye Dunia bhar k Aisho Aram
Sab chor k kahi
chali jaon
lekin phr
sochti hun..
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI ;-)
Funny
The woRd
Woman has"MAN"in it
Mrs has Mr in it
Female has MALE in it
She has HE in it
Madam has ADAM in it
NO WONDER
"MEN"always TRy k aurton me ghus k rahen;-)
Funny
Once a Sardar recieved a message from his girl friend
"I MISS YOU"
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar replied
.
.
"I Mr YOU"
Funny
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92 8n5v 25
v3
.
.
Nhi samjh i? koi bat nai, mujy b nai i.
Agy send kerdo
Q k,
Tension lene ka nai dene ka...
Funny
1 Larka,1 Larki
AHA
Adhi Rat ko
OHO
Jungle ma
WAH WAH
Jhari k Peche
OUII
Sbse chup k
UFF
Daba daba k
AHA
Aam kha rhay thay.
Funny
'Baby baby Yes mama' in punjabi version:
Kakay kakay
Han baybay
Phak lai cheeni
Na baybay Jhooth marda
Na baybay
Lawan jutti
Na baybay
Khol bootha
HaHaHa.
Funny
Close ur Eyes n think abt urself
Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft main HORROR film dikhi na?
Chalo thanx bolo:-)
Funny
Ek family ne SHOLAY film dekhi.
Ghar aa k shohar biwi se mazak mein bola!
NAACH BASANTI..
Unka bacha zor se bola
BASANTI IS KUTTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA....
Funny
1st Sardar:Kal mera bapuo Kunwain main gir gaya aur zor zor se chekhne laga
2nd:Ab kaisa hai?
1st:Theek hi ho ga, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi
Funny
Allah ke naam pe maula ke naam pe koi mere is sms parhne wale dost ko paisa dedo yeh mujhay sms nahi karta
Friendship
I can see u in my hands whenever i join them 4 prayer.
U alwez live in my heart coz this relation of friendship is from HEARTto HEART!
Funny
Job offer In Paktel.
Send Ur Resume to
jobs@Pkl.com.pk
Location: Lhr
Salary:60,000 to 80,000
Job Nature:
Paktel Tower Pe Beth K Jazz k signal rokne Hain ;-)
Poetry
Meri zindagi par faqat itna Ehsan kr do
ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kr do
Ek subha ko milo or sham kr do
OR sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kr do...
Funny
Pathan walking at night..
Samne gober para tha.. Pathan ne jhuk kar ungli dalkar taste kiya aur bola ohh yeh tau gober hai shukr hai mera pair nahi para..
Funny
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dekha inbox main keeray par gaye..nida
Funny
Mubarak ho Msg na krne pe apko
MBA
ki digree di jati ha
MBA means
Member of
BHIKHARRI
Association
Ab ye Msg ap 2sre
Bhikari Members ko fwd kr skte hain!
Quiz
Choose 1 color 4rm the followng n i wil tel u hw many children u'll hav
Pink
blue
red
yellow
green
white
grey
black
select n see the numbr of kidz.. This is fun
Pink: 4 boys
Blue: 1 boy 1girl
Red: Crckt team
Green: Twins girls
Grey: No Child unlucky
Black: 4 girls
Yellow:1 boy 2 girls
White:Twins boy
Friendship
Sumtimez i find my handz full ov frenz..
I wana hold em tight az i fear losing 'em..
Then i laugh wen i realize dat they r da ones holding me! :-)
Poetry
Wafaon main Meri itna"ASAR"to aaye,
Jinhain dhundti hai nazar wo"NAZAR"to aaye,
Hum aajayain gay palak jhapkane se pehle
Ap ne YAAD kia hai ye khaber to aaye..
Funny
Sardar was smoking in front of his father.
Sardar's friend said:
Oey, Abby de samny smoking?
Sardar said:
Abba hi hai na, Petrol Pump tay nai.
Poetry
Phir kahin dor $e ik bar $ada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka eh$a$ dila do mujko
tum tu chand ho tumhe meri zarorat kya hy
Me dia hon ki$i chokhat pe jala do mujko
Funny
Bus chali,
Jhatka laga,
Sardar jee larki per gir gay.
Larki boli,
Badtamiz.
Kya kr rhy ho.
Sardar g boly.
G punjab university tou B.Com.
Poetry
Koi manzil b nhi
Rah bdaltey b nhi,
Hmsfar kaisay ho 2 qdam chltey b nhi.
Kitnay mjboor hain hm apni ana k hathon,
Reza reza b hoey aur bikharty b nhi
Funny
Newspaper main news lagi k
"50% of Sardars are donkeys"
The Sardars protested
Next day news lagi k
"50% of Sardars are not donkeys"
The Sardars celebrated
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