Funny

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Sisters day

I Love You!

 

Today iz sister's day,send dis 2 al ur sisters evn 2 me if am one ov dem.If u get back 7,u are loveable HAPPY SISTER'S DAY!

I LOVE YOU...!

Quiz

Try to solve it!

 

R + cat + shoe - rat + sun - chose + moon + I - noon + goal + t - goat - u + e

 

Answer! its only 1 word...

Funny

Doctor:

U look exactly like my 3rd wife.

 

Lady:

how many wives do u have?

Doc: Two!

 

Moral:

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EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,

SMARTLY... ;)

Funny

Sardar:

"kal raat 3 ghante ek english film dekhi, us wich na koi scene c, na awaaz".

Friend:

"Film ka naam kiya tha".?

Sardar:

 

 

 

 

 

"No disc inserted"

Funny

What's d similarity between

 

marriage and 11:59

 

?

 

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.....?

 

......?

 

.......?........?

 

Simple hai.

 

Dono ke baad

 

12 hi bajte hain....

Funny

Hi JAAN

 

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Nikal rahi hai,sardi se......;-)

Funny

A light can replace dark

A success can replace failure

A smile can replace pain

But nothing can replace YOU

.

.

WHY?

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.

.

.

Defective piece

No replacement :D

Funny

Sheikh's WIFE: Suno g, dr. ne muje 1 month aram k liye kisi hilstation pe jane ko kaha hy, hum jayenge na?

 

SHEIKH: Haan

 

WIFE: Kahan!!

 

SHEIKH: Dusre dr. k pas

Sweet

Buttérfl!é§ d0n't kñw da c0l0r 0f thé!r w!ng§, bt human éyé§ kñw h0w n!cé !t !§. L!ké w!§é u d0n't kñw 'h0w gØØd u aré, bt I kñw

Høw §péc!al U R!!

Funny

Aj

phir

ap

nazar

nahe

ay

phir tamuna k phol murjay

na

jany

kin

galuon

me

kho

gy

hain

aaap

hum

police station se pagul khany tk ho aay .!

Quiz

Send ths msg 2 ur frnds n gt funny rply..

 

If I m getin married 2morow n 2day u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my FIANCEE, wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?

Reply must.

Funny

NOKARANI : malkan aap udaas kyun hai,

 

MALKAN: tumhary sahab office ki kisi larki se payar karte hai,

 

NOKARANI: nahin... "sahab"mujhe dokha nahi de sakte...

Funny

Intahai suspens wala shair Arz he

Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nhi tha

Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nhi tha

Raste pe ja k dekha to khirki pe koi nhi tha..

Funny

An Elephant, Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . kuchh bol yar Its ur turn now..

Flowers

Just 4u

A gift of dozen Roses:-)

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Valentine’s Day

Give this rose ())>-%-- to everyone u care including me if u care. See if u get a dozen before Valentines Day .:-*;-)

Poetry

Ye zärä zärä si bäät pe, tärhä tärhä k äzäb kyun?

jo kisi se bhi khäfä nä ho mujhe us WAFA ki täläsh hy

 

Mujhy lärzäshon pe här ghäri koi toktä häy bär bär?

jisäy kär k dil ko dukh nä ho

mujhäy us GUNAH ki täläsh häy

 

binä hum säfär k käb täläk koi musäfton mei lägä rähäy?

jähän koi kisi se judä nä ho

mujhäy us RAHH ki täläsh häy

 

Mujhäy dekh kär jo äik näzär meräy säräy därd sämäjh säkäy!!

jo es qädär ho chärä-e-gar

mujhäy us NIGAH ki täläsh häy

Funny

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

 

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

 

Girl: Aur us dress ka?

 

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

 

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Funny

ΣBefore MariagΣ

Roses r red

Sky is blue

O my dear

I love u!

 

ΣAfter MariagΣ

Roses r dead

I have flu

Dont come near

Parray marr tu.

Funny

1 shareef admi shadi k bad apni bV se kaha

 

'Aajse tm he meri kainat ho,arzo ho

tamana ho!

 

Bv boli Mere liye b aj se ap he

Umer ho

Fawad ho

aur

Hammad ho

Sweet

Da worst thing in life is

ATTACHMENT

It hurts wen u lose it.

The best thing in life is

LONELINESS

Bcz it teaches u evrything & wen u lose it, u get evrything!

Sweet

Da worst thing in life is

ATTACHMENT

It hurts wen u lose it.

The best thing in life is

LONELINESS

Bcz it teaches u evrything & wen u lose it, u get evrything!

Funny

Husband apna aisa ho

5-9 jiski Height ho

Gusay ka wo Light ho

Shirt uski Tight ho

Jab Saas s meri Fight ho

Kahe"Begam tum always right ho"

Jab main Tayar ho k aaon

Kahe"Dear! Tum kitni Nice ho"

aisa Husband mil jaye to

Life apni Delight ho

Main uroon Aasman pe

Jese koi Kite ho...

Sweet

When I Miss

A Special

Person

 

 

 

I Dont Have To

Go Far

 

I

Just

Have To

Look Inside

My Heart Bcause

 

 

Thats

Where

You Always Are!!

Funny

AAJ...

 

 

 

 

 

AAP. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Khush to bahut honge

 

 

 

 

k

 

 

 

 

hamara

 

 

 

 

sms aa gaya,

 

 

 

 

LEKIN

 

 

 

 

hum bhi bahut

chalak hain

 

 

 

 

humne

 

 

 

 

likha kuch bhi nahin

Funny

Thought for a lifetime:-

 

Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life....

 

Especially when the wrong ones are so cute....!!

Funny

Sacha dost wo ha jo ap ki ankho ma pehla ansu dekhle

Dosra ansu ponch le

Teesra ansu rokle

Or chotha ansu dekhe to

1 Thappar laga k bole

 

 

DRAMA BAZI BAND KARo

Funny

Pehle wo mri G/F thi me bolta tha wo sunti thi .per wo mri mangetr bani wo bolti thi me sunta tha. Jb se wo mri BV bani hum 2no bolte hain pura mohala sunta hai

Miss you

"If a butterfly comes close 2 u"

 

"if a perfumed rose touches ur face"

 

"if ur mobile dances on a nice tone"

 

 

Remember its me trying 2 say:

 

"I MISS U"

Funny

Once Santa was coming out of Airport.

As there was huge rush, the security guard told Santa,WAIT PLEASE

Santa replied: 65Kgs and moved on.

Sweet

Its Cold na...

 

 

; . Special

c("") coffee

"" for u...

 

 

I mixed in it Love

 

2 spoons of Care

 

2 spoons of Sincerity

 

&

 

Lots ov Swèétnèss!

 

Enjoy...

Good Night

Plz open the window of ur room

&

look at sky

 

if u see 2 stars close 2gether

 

these r not stars these r my eyes

 

waiting 4 u just 2

 

say

 

GØØDÑIGHT !

Funny

Miss call kyun di thi kuch kaam tha .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Send to your friend and see how many fools don't read this comlete msg

Sweet

24 smiles-

:-)

:-):-)

:-):-):-)

:-):-):-):-)

:-) :-) :-) :-)

:-):-):-):-)

:-):-):-)

:-):-)

:-)

4u,

1 for each hour!

so tht u keep SMILING 24 HOURS.

Quiz

Letter after F

+Half of 8

+Opposite of b

+Shadow of P

+Letter before M

+Middle of Sea

+2 Times19th

Letter

+You

If you are genious solve it

and send me Answer

Funny

Molvion ki bus ja rhi thi,

1 ne kaha jb b raste me Larki nazar ay to Astagh_firullah parhna

Kafi der bad 1 ne Astaghfar kaha

Baqi bole

Kidhr hy...?

kidhr hy...?

Funny

Master bachon ko english parrhatay huey:

"daikho bacho! ye 'M' hay.

'M' se mother, jaisay sheeday ki maan

Aglay din master ne blackboard per 'W' likha!

batao ye kya hai?

1 Bachay ne jawaab diya:"Sir! hai to ye sheeday ki maan mager is waqt tangein ooper hain..!

Funny

Wafadaar hain ham wafa karenge

 

jan mango fida karnge

 

dil mango nikal kar hath par rakhenge

 

sirf 50 Rupe ka blnce bhejo Namazi log hain dua karenge

Quiz

Q- If some 1 falls in love with me, what will b the reason acording 2 u?

 

Send this 2 all of ur friendz & b amazed by their reply but reply me first...

Funny

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka

...yar ne hi loot lia pyar yar ka..

 

REMIX..

...acha kurta sia tu ne mere naap ka

...naap lia mera,sia mere baap ka:-)

Poetry

Milo K Aj Koi Baat Ru-Baru Kr Lein

Ye Q Hain Durian Kuch Ispe Gftagu Kr lein

Karenge Phir Hi Ibadt Tmhare Chehre Ki

K Pehle Ankho Ko Ashko Se Ba-wazu karlain.
(Prveen shaker)

Poetry

Aapki muskaan hmari kmzori hai, Keh na pana hmari mjboori hai, Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,Kiya khamoshi ko zban dena zaroøri hai..

Friendship

I m nt rich but i've a BiG HEART. I'm nt d BEST But i try my Best. I m nt right in evrything but I m Sure i wasn't Wrong in Choosing U 2 Be my FRIEND

Quiz

"Agar aankhain milne k baad 2 aur 2, 4 ho jati hen."

 

to,

 

"2 DIL milne k baad 1 kyun ho jate hen?"

 

Reply with a solid reason!

Islamic

Jo 9,10,11 MUHARRAM k rozay rakhe ga.Usay 2 sal ki ibadat ka sawab mile ga.Jo kisi dosre ko bataye ga usy 80 sal ki ibadt ka sawab mile ga.

Funny

If ever I was rude to y0u

 

if ever I was angry with y0u

 

if ever I misbehaved with y0u,

 

then dont hesitate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST SLAP URSELF

 

galti tumhari hi hogi ;)

Poetry

Jb barish brsa krti hy or hr su pani hta hy

hm apne ghar k angan mn

amar bail k saye mn

boondon ko dekha krte hn

aur tmko socha krte hn

Suno

Jb rat siya ho jti hy

aur chandni phela krti hy

hm apne ghar k angan men

chup k apne bister men

taron ko dekha krte hn

aur tmko socha krte hn...

Happy January

The taste of Oranges, The walk in Frost, The Golden sunlight, The beuty of WEATHER colors, The magic of wet red leaves,

 

"HAPPY BHEGA BHÉGA JANUARY"..

Poetry

Jab dil to tumhara apna ho..

pr batein sari uski hon..

Jab khushbo uski ati ho.. or sansein tumhari apni hon..

Jab had darja masroof ho tum, wo yad achanak aye to, Jab ankhein neend se bojhal hon,

tum usko pas hi pao to,Phr khud ko dhoka mat dena..

Or us se ja kr keh dena.!

"HAAN DIL KO MOHBT HAI TUMSE"

Funny

A smile costs less than electricity..

 

But..

 

Gives more light..

 

So always smile..

 

And..

 

Prove that you r the best bulb in the world..

Funny

2008 ka Faqeer:

 

"Baji bhooka hun, Allah k wastey khana de do"

Baji: "Abhi Khana nahi bana, baad main aana"

Faqeer: "Jab Khana ban jaye to Miss Call de dena"

Funny

Dont give importance 2 MONEY,

Bcoz it can giv BED bt not SLEEP,

BOOKS bt nt BRAINS,

Cloth bt nt BEAUTY,

LUXURIES bt nt HAPPINESS,

So transfer it to my Account;-)

Funny

1 good news

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ur cell's Down Button is Working perfectly.

Funny

Someone Asked Me About Ur Age

 

Well,I Said

 

 

The Way U Dress Up

YOU LOOKS 19

Ur Sweetness Looks 15

Ur Smile 17

Ur Face 16

 

 

SO,All in All

 

 

67 YEARS ;-)

 

true?

Funny

7 Peer 7 Chatayi pe bethe thay

1admi aya aur sabse Buzurg Peer ko bola

Baba larki nahi set hoti

Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha

 

Chotu 1 aur chatayi bicha dey!

Friendship

Respect those friends who find time for you in their timetable,

But LOVE those who dont consult their timetable when u need them..

Poetry

Kisi k youn bicherne pr, kise ki yad aane pr, bohat se log rote hain, k rone ki riwayat hai, main in gumnaam rahoon per gum-e-jana se ghabra kr, riwayat tor jata hoon, tumhari yad aane pr, main aksr muskrata hoon.

Sweet

MΛy

ür heΛrt

b

hΛppy

MΛy

ür dΛys

b

bright

MΛy

ür röΛds

b

smööth

N

ür bürdens

lìte

 

MΛy

ü

fìnd

ür dreΛms

MΛy

ü

töüch

ür stΛr

MΛy

ü never

4get

höw

spéciΛl

U R!!

Quiz

If you have to write a beautiful line on me,

what would you write??

 

Forward this sms to all ur friends n see wat they say!

Poetry

1 bat kahon ger mano tm,

Sab dil ka hal to jano tum,

dil mera hai bechain bohat,

Tang krte hain tere nain bohat,

In nainon ko smjha lo tum,

Meri uljhan ko suljhalo tum,

Bohat ahem perhai k hain din, Sapnon se judai k hain din,

Sapno se juda ho jne do,

Ye farz ada ho jane do,

Bus tumse itna kehna hai,

Thori c judai sehna hai,

1 kam tumhen ye kerna hai,

Jab apni kitaben kholun main,

To yad mujhe na ana tum,

1 bat kahon ger mano tum

Quiz

Reply is must : Today is attraction day,tel me onething that attracts u the most in me.Be serious and frank.send this 2 all ur friend n know how attractive u r

Funny

Islamabad

airport

pr

PIA

ki

Flight no.9

K

plane

Ki

Seat no.52

Pr

Baithay

Passanger

K

sath

Mai

Khari

Air hostes

K

Boyfrnd

K

Ghar

Ke

Bed room

K

Attach bath

K

Right

Side

Wali

Window

K

Sath

Wali

Gali

K

Pehlay

Mor

Par

Mojud

School

Ki

Class

4th

K

Teacher

Table

K

Samne

Wale

Row

Ke

4th

Bench

Ke

Sath

Wale

Bench

Pr

Baithe

Hue

Student

K

Bag

Me

Pari

Hui

Urdu

Ki

Book

K

Page number 57

Ki

Line number 10

Mai

Likha

Tha

K

dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai.

Funny

Ham gaye un k ghar kehne k

 

 

 

"Dil se dil mila lo".

 

 

 

 

jab Unki amma ne khola Darwaza hum ne kaha !

 

 

 

 

"Aunty bachon ko Polio k qatre pilwa lo...!

Funny

Can U Tell Me what Becomes of

 

Sun+Lion+1/4

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Socho0o

 

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"Aftab Sher Pao"!

Funny

2 cats to shrabi rat: aj tainu khaan nu g karda

 

 

rat: chapair na kha lein. mai es layi nai kuch kehnda k log kehn gay 1 shrabi ne 2 zananiaan kutt dittiaan ...

Islamic

Mushkil ki dua:----- La ilaha illa Anta Subhanaka inni Kunto minazzalimeen.

Funny

Breaking Newz!

(Islamabad)

Sadr-E-Pakistan Parvez Musharraf Khudkash Hamley Mein Halaak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honay walon Ko 5,5 Lakh ka cheque Den gay...

Poetry

Teri Yadon me

Teri Baton me

 

Mera Aks bhi jhilmilata hoga

 

Lakh masroof sahi Apne kamo me

Phir bhi Tu

Mujhe Soch kr kabhi to Muskurata hoga..

Friendship

Friendship has 1 law... Never make ur friends feel lonely until u r Alive..! So disturb ur friends as much as u can, just as I do always... :)

Sweet

Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r my most press yes frend.. ;-) :-D

Miss You

Will u smile when i ask u to? will u come when i call u..? will u understand when i fail 2 express my feelings..? will u add a "TOO" if i say, i misss u...

Funny

Bhikari:

 

 

Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hy

 

Sahab:

Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki ati hy

 

 

Bhikari:

 

(Sharmate hue)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wo girlfrnd b sath hy na...!!!