Funny

Jahan ki khilwat me zulul nahi ayega,

 

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega,

 

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

 

Demagh phat jayga pr ye sher smjh nhi ayga!

Poetry

"Khamosh Lehje Mere Hamdam,"

 

Kbi Bola Nhi Karte,"

 

Dard"o"Gham Ko Her Kisi k Saamnay,"

 

Khola Nhi Karte,"

 

Mohabbat To Mohabbat Hay,"

 

Bari Anmol Hoti hay,"

 

Mohabbat Ko Tarazu Main,"

 

Kbi Tola Nhi Karte,"

 

Mere Khamosh Rehne Pr,"

 

Koi Ilzam Mat Dena,"

 

Samandar To Samandar HaiN,"

 

Kabhi Bola

Nhi Karte'

Quiz

LA$T JHooT of 2007

 

 

 

Ek aisa jhoot bolo jo such se b zyada pyara ho :-)

 

rply is must. Send this to ur all frnz n enjoy intresting replies.

Funny

True frnds stand behind U during ur Bad Times....

 

U want a documentary proof?

 

In future check out ur marriage album.

 

 

U'll find all frnds behind U :p

Poetry

Is Dil-e-Nadan Ko Us Se Pyar Hy Bahut

 

Magr Wo shaks B Fankar Hy Bahut

 

Na Milay Tu Milne Ki Justujo B Nhi Krta

 

Aur Milta Youn Hy Jese Hmara Talbgar Hy Bahut.

Funny

Sardarji 2 Salesman: I want pink curtains 4 my computer.

Salesman: But COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!

Angry Sardarji:Oye I have Windows installed !!.

Funny

How pakistani Professors speak english:

1. don't dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any lenChan Chandni Raat Mehrma

Tim Tim kar de taare. . . . .

* * * *

* * * * *

* * * * * *

Ek v SMS nahe keta lagdgth!

4. All of u stand in a straight circle!

5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?a paisay muk gay ne sareeee. . .

Funny

Tavaja farmayn

.

,

 

"

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,

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..

,,

;

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,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,""

"

"

"

:

 

,

Yahan nahi apne kam par:-)

Love

U want & U get

"This is Luck"

 

U want & U wait

"This is Time"

 

U want but U compromise

"This is Life"

 

And U want & U wait & U compromise

"This is Love"

Miss You



I

MISS

U

Dil

Se

Dil

Tak

Jan

Se

Jan

Tak

Din

Se

Raat

Tak

Kal

Se

Aaj

Tak

Aap

Se

Mujh

Tak

January

Se

December

Tak

Mere sms

Bhejne

Se

Apko sms milne

Tak.....!

Funny

Maths teacher to Sardar,if U had 1000 Rs in one pocket & 1000 Rs in other pocket, what would U think?

Sardar: Yar mai kithay abbay di patloon tay nai paa litti?

Islamic

Hadees: Jab kabi koi aapse Gunah ho jae to foran koi Naiki kar Liya krain kyon k Naiki Gunah ko Chupa deti hai ..

Miss You

':., ,*, ,/;

".;;.,('v' ),/;;

".;;( );;"

#.=:=:=*=*=:=:=.

 

A BEAUTIFUL

BIRD

Sent to tell you

that

"I MISS U"

Funny

A sardar g went 2 PCO shop & slapped da operator twice. Guess y?because there it was written"number milanay se pehlay do lagana mat bholain.

Funny

Do a MAGIC Trick.

Ek glass thanda pani len

Apne brabar bethay hue shakhs pr dal den..

Ye THANDA pani Uss ko GARAM kr dega..

Try it..

It really works:)

Quiz

Choose 1 number for ur future Life Partner!

3

13

23

33

43

53

63

73

83

93.waiting ur reply now.

 

3=Aggressive

13=Shaki

23=Loving

33=Educated

43=Beautiful

53=Innocent

63=Caring

73=Smart

83=Romentic

93=Ugly

Funny

Fresh Flowers for you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello!

 

What r u looking for...???

 

what! Flowers..?

 

Have some sense yaar....Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin.

Funny

In ur life, when u wake up and dont see anyone, then come to me, i'll b there to hold ur hand and take u to the Eye Specialist

Happy New Year

I m Sory

 

Ek Buri Khabar Hai

 

Mujhe Bhool Jana

 

Plz.

Main 06 dinon k baad

 

Tumhy Humesha K Liye

Chor Ke Chala Jaonga

 

 

Tumhara APNA

 

 

 

 

 

 

* YEAR 2007 *

Funny

Baa Adab

 

 

Baa Mulahiza

 

 

Hoshiyar

 

 

Paglon k

Shahenshah

 

 

Pakistan K

Bewakufon k

Sartaj

 

Noor-e-chasham

 

Tajdar-e-

Paglistan...

msg receive

ker rahain hain...

Funny

Happy New Year!
Iss mei sochna kaya
sms kisne bhejha
meine na?
Paisey kis k lagay?
Mere na-.......To meri marzi jo chahay wish kerun!!

Islamic

WITH petals of roses

Palm Full of holy wate,

Light of full Moon

Fragrance of flowers

&

Grass with Dew

I wish U & ur loved ones

A very

HAPPY EID MUBARAK DAY 2

Islamic

#include joy.h

#include longlife.h

main()

{

int life=1;

boleon eid;

while( life )

{

if(eid=true)

{

cout<<"EID ";

cout<<"Mubarak";

}

getche();

}

Ctrl + F9(chek karein hw IT has surounded us:-))

Islamic

€¡D is a wonderful

"OCCASION"

"2Pray"

"2Love"

"2Care"

"2Smile"

"2Relax"

And "2Thank Allah"

4all He gives us,,,

€id Mußaräk.

Sweet

,Λ,*,Λ,

; . . ; Ä sweet

' =. ' .=' MAANO

(,,)""(,,) BILLI..

for a sweetest person..

.

.

.

Msg kro warna meri maano muje wapis karo.;)

Birthday

|""|__""| * * * * * *

| appy}* * *

|__|""|__|* * * * * **

birth *******

* * day * *

* **@@@@@***

Islamic

Start ,:*"*;,

,:*"*;, *; %,*;

*; %,*; __)(__

__)(__ EID Day

With

A

Clean

HEART

No Tears

No Fear

No Worry

Be Happy

4ever

&ever

 

*EID MUBARAK*

Good Morning

GÖÖD

 

 

 

ÖÖD

G

 

 

ÖÖD

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ÖG

Ö

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G

Ö

Ö

D

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Ö Ö

 

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: ¤

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(e

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((

: )

(( morning

Islamic

|""|__|""|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

| APPY.*.*.*.*

|__|""|__|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

*.*.*.*.EID.*.*.*.*

.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.

.*.*.===.===.*.*.*

Islamic

Na ZUBAN se

 

na MISS CAL se

 

na FON se

 

na POST se

 

na GRETING se

 

na EMAIL se

 

DIRECT

 

;+""+ .+'""+;

+ DiLsE +

"+. .+"

"+"

Eid mubarak

Birthday

Heart can skip beat 4 a while, memories can b kept in da file, a desert can b replaced by Nile, but nuthin is comparable to your smile,so kp smilng & Happy Bday

Islamic

_______ you've

!'--.__.--'! got a

¡_______i CARD.

Open it!

§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§

§ EID MUBARAK §

§ to u & al family §

§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§

Islamic

Gö 2

 

Window

 

Löök outside

 

Sömeöne is

 

Waiting 4 Ü

 

 

 

I think Yöu found

 

 

 

(*

 

"The Möön"

 

Yes Allah sent

 

The Möön 2 Säy

U

'

Eid

Mubarik'

Birthday

Kich off ur shoes Take a break Crank the tunes Dance & shake Light the candles Cut the cake Make it a day that's simply GREAT!!! Happy Birthday

Islamic

Räät kö naya chäñd mübäräk

 

chäñd kö chäñdñi mübäräk,

 

fäläk kö $itäré mübäräk,

 

$itäröñ kö böläñdi mübäräk,

 

ör Apkö!! hämäri tärf $e a Eid mubarak.

Good Night

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS

MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE

MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT

BRING LV N JOY 2 U

Birthday

My vocabulary iz too limited 2 make atractive linez

 

I'm nt that creative 2 mesmrize u with an innovatve thought

 

just a wish from the core of my heart diped in prayerz

 

"HAPPY B'DAY"

Birthday

Day by day and year after year,as i've watched ur life unfold.....i've felt all the love &pride a parents heart could hold,wishing u a wonderful birthday

Birthday

.;***;. i

( -_-) pray

>")("< dat

 

 

,i, Blessings of

<¡__¡__¡ ¡ sprinkle upon u on this special day of urs.Amin

~HapP¥B!rtHd@¥2ü~

Birthday

!""'!_!'""!

! _ APPY B'DAY

!__! !__!

!""'!_!'""!

! _ OPE YOU'RE

!__! !__!

 

!""'!_!'""!

! _ AVING A NICE

!__! !__!

!""""\

! D )

!___/AY

Birthday

___

/__/| Gift

|__|/ for U

 

Plz open it!!

, - . . - . it"s

". " ." my

" . " Heart..

it"wishing u Happy Birthday:)

Birthday

Wen a msg is sent fr0m a distance u cant c the face, u cant c the smile But u can sence d care dat trtly c0mes fr0m the friend's heart HAPPY B'DAY

Islamic

. " ( + ". " + . "+ . ;

." EID "+'."+.MUBaRAK"+."+ "+".+".+".+".+"+ Wishing you & your family peace happiness, good health & prosperity. ***Aamin***

Islamic

((__))

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Wishing u a v happy n warm Eid-ul-Azha. HAPPY SLAUGHTERING:-)

Islamic

.*"

kuch kahoon?

 

 

.*""*.

*

"*.dil se

 

.*""*.

*

"*.

"*

.*""*.*""*

*

"*.

"*.

.*""*.*""*.

* EID *

"MUBARAK

"*.*"

Islamic

_! heres! my CARD 4 u

kindly open it IN ADVANCE

¤============¤

) HAPPY (

( EIDUL-AZHA ) ¤===========¤

Wish you all the best and a very happy Eid.

New Year

Aaj se

thik 1 din bad Bakra EiD hai

 

Aaj se

thik6 din k bad Christmas hai

 

Aaj se

thik 12 din k bad New Year hai

 

Bolain apko kya wish karon?

 

 

 

 

 

Chalo 3no ek 7 Wish kr deti hon

but w8!

I think I must b the first 1 who wished U lyk dis :)

 

Happy

EiD-ul-AZHA

 

Merry

CHRISTMAS

 

Happy

NEW YEAR

2008

Eid

B4 Fìrèwòrks $tärt...

 

B4 §òüñd bcöm Ñöì§è...

 

B4 ür Çèll is ßømbärdèd wìd Grèétìñgs...

&

 

B4 Ñètwörks gèt Jämmèd...

 

I Wìsh Ü

 

*-ÉID MUBÅRAK-*

Funny

Log kehte hein k Khuda ne aap ko fursat se banaya hai ..

.

,

 

.

 

,

 

 

,

.

Simple si bat hai bhie

,

 

 

.

,

.

,

.

,

Faltu k kaam fursat mein hi kiye jaate hain ;-)

Eid

¤¤Eid-ul-Azha¤¤ :-).,.,.mubarik.,.,.:-) Mäy ÄLLÄH blë$$ ü wid äl Hîs blë$$ngz ñ tßüë häppîñë$$

.....Ämëëñ.....

Poetry

Chalo aao phir kisi din, mulakat kar k dekhein, Beeti hoi baaton ko phir yad kar k dekhein,

Kuch gham bhi bhool jaein,

kuch doorian bhi kam hon,

Ek shaam ek doojay k naam kar k dekhein,

Jo reh gai thi dil main,

jo tum ko thi bataani,

Phir miley na milay mauka,

wo baat kar k dekhein,

Yon baaton he baaton main, wo baat bhi ho jaye,

Jis baat main wo baat ho, wo baat kar k dekhein.....

Good Morning

Subha Ki Kiran Boli Uth Dekh Kya Nazara Hai,

 

 

 

Me Ne Kaha Ruk Pehly SMS To Kar Lon Us Ko Jo Subha Se Bhi Pyara Hai :-)

Birthday

___

/___/I

I___I/

Birthday

 

Gift Box..

 

see

what's inside?

 

("*")

'v'

 

My Prayers,

 

my Care,

 

my Wishes,

 

many Smiles,

 

& my Greetings

 

only4 U!

Funny

Hello! This is ATD (any time disturbance) service.

 

 

We specialize in distrubing & irritating people at odd times.

 

 

Hope the goal is acheived.

Thank u;-)

Funny

Kya Halat Hogai Hy zamane ki,

 

 

Sb ko Aadat Hogai pesay bachany ki,

 

 

Sms tu compny ne kb k sasty kr diye,

 

 

Pr fitrat nae badli ap ki Chawani bachaney ki

Friendship

KOI hai jo dua karta hai,

Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai,Bahut khushnasib samjte hain khud ko hum, Door reh k bhi koi yaad kia karta hai.

Sweet

Saddest quote by one of the funniest men ever born on this planet:

 

"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see my tears."

 

"Charlie Chaplin"

Funny

Exam main Question tha

 

"Challenge kise Kehte Hain?"

 

Student ne Pure Page khali Chor ker Last Page par Likha,

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Apne Bap ki Aulad hai to Pas karke Dikha"

Funny

Aik hindu nay musalman say pocha, hindu ko jalate or muslman ko dafnatey kion hain?

Musalman: very simple, Khazanay ko dafnatay hain or kachray ko Jalatay hain.

Funny

Agr"dil"ko anda(egg) kehty to films k naam aise hote >hum anda de chuke sanam >yeh anda ap ka howa >hum ap k andy main rehty hyn

Islamic

IBLEES 4 murtaba kab roya or apney sar pe khak dali?

1:Jab us pe Lanat hui

2: Jab Zamin pe Bheja gaya

3:Jab HUZUR (S.A.W) ko NABI banaya giya

4:Jab SURA-e-FATIHA Nazil hui !!

Jo k Ibleess ki rah meh sab se bari deewar ha!

Plz tell evry muslim abut the value of Surah-e-Fatiha

Funny

KHABARDAR!

Miss call sehat k lye muzir hy

 

Tabiat ziada kharab ho to cal kijiye

 

Tamam sms"WALDAIN" ki pohnch se door rakhain

 

"VIZART-E-TUM"

 

Hakoomat-e-HUM:-)

Winter

Pop corn ki khushbu,

Mong phali ki bahar,

Thandak ka mosam aane ko tayyar

Thori si masti..

Zyada sa pyar..

Mufler,sweater rakhna tayyar

Happy Winter Season.!

Sweet

"Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b mushkil hay,

 

tumain khona b mushkil hay tumain pana b mushkil hay,

 

udasi teray chehray ki gawara b nahi lekin,

 

tery honton p hansi laana b mushkil hai

Funny

Ek admi ne kaha:

ls zndgi se to maut hi ache.

 

Ek dam Izrayeel aa gay aur kaha:

k tumhri jaan nikalny ka hukam hoa ha.

 

Admi bola:

Hun banda gal vi na kary..?

Funny

Tumhari

Ankhon mei

"sharafat"

 

Chaal me

"nzakat"

 

Dil mei

"sachai"

 

Or hath mei

"safai"

 

Phr kyn na bole hr koi tmhe

 

"kaam wali bai"

"kaam wali bai"

Sweet

.;***;. I( -_-) Pray>")("< that

May ,i, <?__l__l l

Fulfill All Ur Wishes & Bless U Wd A Truly Happy Life

Love

God determines who walks into your life. U decide who stays and who walks out. Send this to all the people you'd never want to lose...

I just did! :-)

Funny

Mouse to Elephant:

"2 din k liye apni chaddi dena."

Elephant:

"Ha....Ha....Ha.....

Pehney ga kya??"

Mouse:

"Nahi,Beti ki shadi hai,Tent lagwana hai....!!"

Islamic

HAZOOR (PBUH) Ka Irshad Hai "K Meri Ummat Mein Se Jo Ye Chahay K Us Ki Qabar Noor Ki Roshni Se Munawar Ho To Wo Ramzan Ki Taaq Raton Mein Qasrat Se Ibadat Kary"so say prayr very much and remambr al d muslims in ur prayr.

Islamic

Hazrat Ibne Abbas R.A se rawait hay k HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H) ne farmaya jo shakhs juma k din zuhr aur asar k darmian 2 rakat nafal is tarha parhy k awal rakat mai surah fatiha 1bar,ayatulqursi 1bar r surah falaq 25 bar parhey r dosri rakat mai surah fatiha 1bar,surah ikhlas 1bar,surah falaq 20 bar parhey phr salam phair k 5 bar LA HOLA WALLA QUWATA ILLA BILLAHE parhe to aisay shakhs ko us waqt tk mot nahe aye ge jb tk wo janat mai apna maqam n

Islamic

*YA ALLAH* *YA REHMAN* *YA RAHEEM*

Friendship

GOOD FRIENDS are those WHO CARE without hesitations, WHO LOVE without limitations,and WHO REMEMBER EVEN without communication.
GOD BLESS YOU.

Sweet

Udas na hona q k main sath hun, samne nahi par as pas hun, ankhon ko band kar k dil se yad karna mein dosti ka aik haseen ehsas hun.

Funny

Jis larki ko hum ne dekha,

Us ki shadi ho gai,Kiyun k.......

Nigah e Mard e momin se badal jati hain taqderen.!!

Funny



U

R

My

Sweetest

CZN

TO

Kya

Karoon?

 

Nachoon

 

Ok

 

LETs SEE!

 

 

<(",)/ )) KAJRA RE / >

 

 

<(.")>(( KAJRA RE >>

 

(",)/<)) >>tere kale kale nena...

Funny

1 pathan 'PAKISTAN' Ka flag Lene gya

Shopkpr ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k dukandar pagal ho gia

 

Guess wat did he say?

 

 

 

 

 

Pathan: IS Me or colour dikhao

Islamic

Aaj HAZOOR (S.A.W) per pehli wahee Naazil hue thi.

Is liye aj kasrat se Darod-e-pak parhen.

Ye msg har aik tak puhncha de jitne parhenge sawab apko bhi mile ga

Funny

Man to God: "What is a million years on your scale"?

God: "Just a second"

Man: "and a billion Dollars"?

God: "a coin"

Man: "Give me a coin"

God:"wait a second".

Funny

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai...

Zara gor farmaiye ga,

 

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai...

 

Bachpan me ye mamu,

 

or jawani me sanam nazar aata hai.;-)

Islamic

Aaj HAZOOR

(S.A.W) per pehli wahee Naazil hue thi.

Is liye aj kasrat se Darod-e-pak parhen.

Ye msg har aik tak puhncha de

jitne parhenge sawab apko bhi mile

ga

Funny

1 pathan

'PAKISTAN' Ka flag Lene gya

Shopkpr ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k dukandar pagal ho gia

 

Guess

wat did he say?

 

 

 

 

 

Pathan: IS Me or colour

dikhao

Funny

Jo marzi

shakal banalo,

 

:-) SmiLy

(!_!) CrY

(';') AnGrY

(':') BoRe

('-') PrOuD

('o') HuNgRy

(",) HaPPy

('?') CoNfUsEd

(-.-)

SleEpY

Roza to rakhna

PAREGA!......

Islamic

1st10days of Ramzan r4rehmat dnt4gt2say YA HAYYU YA QAIYUM BI RAHMATI KA ASTAGHES(ay zinda ay palne vale main

teri rehmat ka tlabgar hun)snd it2as many ppl u can

Islamic

MAH-E-RAMZAN MUBARIK. May this Holy Ramzan brings lots of happiness and blessings of Allah for you and your family.

Islamic

F l o w e

r f u l

Morning

 

C o l o u r f u l

Noon

 

J o y f u l

Evening

 

P e a c e f u l

Night

 

Wish u a

Fa n t a s t i c

month ahead.

 

A day away

Happy

Ramdan.

Islamic

/'\

+ .+ .+ . +| | _.-'-._ .+.(+ .+| | ( ) +. +. + """''""""""""""''

RAMADAN MUBASAK

MAY WE ALL GET ALL

BLESSINGS OF THIS

MONTH

Islamic

May the

light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

 

WISH U A VERY HAPPY

Ramadan