Funny

U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata haBritish ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha

Funny

ARZ HAI:
Dilse bolon ek baat men sachiHum tum ek raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kachhi
Apki photo se to meri negative achi..

Funny

EK LARKI NE AADHI RAT KO LARKE KO PHON KIYA GHAR AJAO GHAR PAR KOI NAHEN HAI LARKA CHALA GAYA WAQAYE KOI NAHEN THA TALA LAGA HUA THA

Funny

Girls of 1978:"Agar tum mil jao zamana chor dain ge hum"
&
Girls of 2007:"Agar tum mil jao Purana chor dain ge hum"

Islamic

( Shåb-è-barat ) MUBARAK
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Bless you ever "Ameen"!

Islamic

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SHAB-E-BARAT boht boht MUBBARAK HO.

Funny

Life Without GIRLS
Road sunsan
Market khali
Mobile companies loss me
KFC/McDonalds band
Tution centres khatam
Or
sare larkay direct Jannat me (hai na):-)

Birthday

"BIRTH DAY GIFT 4 U"
____ /___/I
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Plz open it!!
, - . . - . Its ".
" ." my
" . " Heart
Its Ful Of
best wishes 4 u.
Happy birth day

Funny

What do i do whn i see someone extremely gudlooking?

I stare,
i stare,
i stare
&
i smile
&
whn i get tired...
i put the mirror down...:-)

Funny

Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is...
"Chaplaan paa k rakheen!"

Islamic

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Shab.E. ¤'¤ Barat
¤' '¤,Mubarik,¤'
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May ALLAH shower His countless blesngs upon U & UR Family.Amen.

Islamic

SHAB-e-BARA'AT,kareeb he.Intihai Nazuk RAAT hy.Is raatALLAH ki Bargahme logo kAAMAALpesh hote he.
Aaj tak meri Janib seJane, Anjane me apkakoi Haq talaf hogaya ho,koi bat buri lagi hoto mae apseMafi mangta hon,KHUDARAMujhe is bari raatse phle phleMaaf kardena.
Jazak'Allah.

Funny

Once upon a time in film there came a strange situation.

Hero loves heroine but heroine loves vilain,

but vilain loves hero's sis but hero's sis loves heroine brother.

But heroine's brother loves vilain's sis.

Finaly 2 people commit suicide, who r those?....

......

producer and Director

Islamic

Shaban ke dua.
La ela ha. Eel Allaho wa la naabo do eella eeyaa ho mukhleseena la hud deen na wa lao kaa re hal kafee roon.Is dua ko kasrat sy parhain.

Friendship

"jis ne CHAND ki ROSHNI nhi dekhi
jis ne PHOLON ki TAAZGI nhi dekhi
jo ye kehte hai k MIT jati he DOORIYON se DOSTI.
usne shyd hmari DOSTI nhi dekhi

Funny

Khan: "Amara bivi am ko chor k chala gya"
Friend: "tum uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga".
Khan: "O nai oye! Kasam khuda ka, sagi behn samajta tha usko...

Islamic

Aik Farishta:"Aaj main Allah k itney qareeb hua k mera aur ALLAH Pak k beech sirf 70 pardey reh gaey!"
Doosra Farishta:"Lekin jab momin banda NAMAZ k liye khara hota hai tu yeh 70 pardey b nahi rehtey!"
SUBHAN-ALLAH!
Achi bat phelanaSadqa_e_jariya hai

Friendship

:;___________::
This is a bridge of "Friendship"
When u r sad&lonely Cross it !
I"ll wait on other side N if u r afraid just tel me i"ll cross it 4u!

Good Night

As Dåy Türns Tö Ñìght,

Kèép Yöür Wörrìès Öüt Öf Sìght

Ñö Måttèr Höw Tòügh The Wörld Måy Sèém

Yöu Still Dèservé ThèSwèétèst Dréàm...!!

'Göod Ñight'