Funny

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Sisters day

I Love You!

 

Today iz sister's day,send dis 2 al ur sisters evn 2 me if am one ov dem.If u get back 7,u are loveable HAPPY SISTER'S DAY!

I LOVE YOU...!

Quiz

Try to solve it!

 

R + cat + shoe - rat + sun - chose + moon + I - noon + goal + t - goat - u + e

 

Answer! its only 1 word...

Funny

Doctor:

U look exactly like my 3rd wife.

 

Lady:

how many wives do u have?

Doc: Two!

 

Moral:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,

SMARTLY... ;)

Funny

Sardar:

"kal raat 3 ghante ek english film dekhi, us wich na koi scene c, na awaaz".

Friend:

"Film ka naam kiya tha".?

Sardar:

 

 

 

 

 

"No disc inserted"

Funny

What's d similarity between

 

marriage and 11:59

 

?

 

.?

 

..?

 

.

 

.....?

 

......?

 

.......?........?

 

Simple hai.

 

Dono ke baad

 

12 hi bajte hain....

Funny

Hi JAAN

 

.

 

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.

.

 

.

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.

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.

 

.

 

.

 

Nikal rahi hai,sardi se......;-)

Funny

A light can replace dark

A success can replace failure

A smile can replace pain

But nothing can replace YOU

.

.

WHY?

.

.

.

.

Defective piece

No replacement :D

Funny

Sheikh's WIFE: Suno g, dr. ne muje 1 month aram k liye kisi hilstation pe jane ko kaha hy, hum jayenge na?

 

SHEIKH: Haan

 

WIFE: Kahan!!

 

SHEIKH: Dusre dr. k pas

Sweet

Buttérfl!é§ d0n't kñw da c0l0r 0f thé!r w!ng§, bt human éyé§ kñw h0w n!cé !t !§. L!ké w!§é u d0n't kñw 'h0w gØØd u aré, bt I kñw

Høw §péc!al U R!!

Funny

Aj

phir

ap

nazar

nahe

ay

phir tamuna k phol murjay

na

jany

kin

galuon

me

kho

gy

hain

aaap

hum

police station se pagul khany tk ho aay .!

Quiz

Send ths msg 2 ur frnds n gt funny rply..

 

If I m getin married 2morow n 2day u get 2 walk 4 smtime wid my FIANCEE, wht wud u lik 2 tel him abt me?

Reply must.

Funny

NOKARANI : malkan aap udaas kyun hai,

 

MALKAN: tumhary sahab office ki kisi larki se payar karte hai,

 

NOKARANI: nahin... "sahab"mujhe dokha nahi de sakte...

Funny

Intahai suspens wala shair Arz he

Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nhi tha

Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nhi tha

Raste pe ja k dekha to khirki pe koi nhi tha..

Funny

An Elephant, Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . kuchh bol yar Its ur turn now..

Flowers

Just 4u

A gift of dozen Roses:-)

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Valentine’s Day

Give this rose ())>-%-- to everyone u care including me if u care. See if u get a dozen before Valentines Day .:-*;-)

Poetry

Ye zärä zärä si bäät pe, tärhä tärhä k äzäb kyun?

jo kisi se bhi khäfä nä ho mujhe us WAFA ki täläsh hy

 

Mujhy lärzäshon pe här ghäri koi toktä häy bär bär?

jisäy kär k dil ko dukh nä ho

mujhäy us GUNAH ki täläsh häy

 

binä hum säfär k käb täläk koi musäfton mei lägä rähäy?

jähän koi kisi se judä nä ho

mujhäy us RAHH ki täläsh häy

 

Mujhäy dekh kär jo äik näzär meräy säräy därd sämäjh säkäy!!

jo es qädär ho chärä-e-gar

mujhäy us NIGAH ki täläsh häy

Funny

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

 

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

 

Girl: Aur us dress ka?

 

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

 

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Funny

ΣBefore MariagΣ

Roses r red

Sky is blue

O my dear

I love u!

 

ΣAfter MariagΣ

Roses r dead

I have flu

Dont come near

Parray marr tu.

Funny

1 shareef admi shadi k bad apni bV se kaha

 

'Aajse tm he meri kainat ho,arzo ho

tamana ho!

 

Bv boli Mere liye b aj se ap he

Umer ho

Fawad ho

aur

Hammad ho

Sweet

Da worst thing in life is

ATTACHMENT

It hurts wen u lose it.

The best thing in life is

LONELINESS

Bcz it teaches u evrything & wen u lose it, u get evrything!

Sweet

Da worst thing in life is

ATTACHMENT

It hurts wen u lose it.

The best thing in life is

LONELINESS

Bcz it teaches u evrything & wen u lose it, u get evrything!

Funny

Husband apna aisa ho

5-9 jiski Height ho

Gusay ka wo Light ho

Shirt uski Tight ho

Jab Saas s meri Fight ho

Kahe"Begam tum always right ho"

Jab main Tayar ho k aaon

Kahe"Dear! Tum kitni Nice ho"

aisa Husband mil jaye to

Life apni Delight ho

Main uroon Aasman pe

Jese koi Kite ho...

Sweet

When I Miss

A Special

Person

 

 

 

I Dont Have To

Go Far

 

I

Just

Have To

Look Inside

My Heart Bcause

 

 

Thats

Where

You Always Are!!

Funny

AAJ...

 

 

 

 

 

AAP. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Khush to bahut honge

 

 

 

 

k

 

 

 

 

hamara

 

 

 

 

sms aa gaya,

 

 

 

 

LEKIN

 

 

 

 

hum bhi bahut

chalak hain

 

 

 

 

humne

 

 

 

 

likha kuch bhi nahin

Funny

Thought for a lifetime:-

 

Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life....

 

Especially when the wrong ones are so cute....!!

Funny

Sacha dost wo ha jo ap ki ankho ma pehla ansu dekhle

Dosra ansu ponch le

Teesra ansu rokle

Or chotha ansu dekhe to

1 Thappar laga k bole

 

 

DRAMA BAZI BAND KARo

Funny

Pehle wo mri G/F thi me bolta tha wo sunti thi .per wo mri mangetr bani wo bolti thi me sunta tha. Jb se wo mri BV bani hum 2no bolte hain pura mohala sunta hai

Miss you

"If a butterfly comes close 2 u"

 

"if a perfumed rose touches ur face"

 

"if ur mobile dances on a nice tone"

 

 

Remember its me trying 2 say:

 

"I MISS U"

Funny

Once Santa was coming out of Airport.

As there was huge rush, the security guard told Santa,WAIT PLEASE

Santa replied: 65Kgs and moved on.

Sweet

Its Cold na...

 

 

; . Special

c("") coffee

"" for u...

 

 

I mixed in it Love

 

2 spoons of Care

 

2 spoons of Sincerity

 

&

 

Lots ov Swèétnèss!

 

Enjoy...

Good Night

Plz open the window of ur room

&

look at sky

 

if u see 2 stars close 2gether

 

these r not stars these r my eyes

 

waiting 4 u just 2

 

say

 

GØØDÑIGHT !

Funny

Miss call kyun di thi kuch kaam tha .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Send to your friend and see how many fools don't read this comlete msg

Sweet

24 smiles-

:-)

:-):-)

:-):-):-)

:-):-):-):-)

:-) :-) :-) :-)

:-):-):-):-)

:-):-):-)

:-):-)

:-)

4u,

1 for each hour!

so tht u keep SMILING 24 HOURS.

Quiz

Letter after F

+Half of 8

+Opposite of b

+Shadow of P

+Letter before M

+Middle of Sea

+2 Times19th

Letter

+You

If you are genious solve it

and send me Answer

Funny

Molvion ki bus ja rhi thi,

1 ne kaha jb b raste me Larki nazar ay to Astagh_firullah parhna

Kafi der bad 1 ne Astaghfar kaha

Baqi bole

Kidhr hy...?

kidhr hy...?

Funny

Master bachon ko english parrhatay huey:

"daikho bacho! ye 'M' hay.

'M' se mother, jaisay sheeday ki maan

Aglay din master ne blackboard per 'W' likha!

batao ye kya hai?

1 Bachay ne jawaab diya:"Sir! hai to ye sheeday ki maan mager is waqt tangein ooper hain..!

Funny

Wafadaar hain ham wafa karenge

 

jan mango fida karnge

 

dil mango nikal kar hath par rakhenge

 

sirf 50 Rupe ka blnce bhejo Namazi log hain dua karenge

Quiz

Q- If some 1 falls in love with me, what will b the reason acording 2 u?

 

Send this 2 all of ur friendz & b amazed by their reply but reply me first...

Funny

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka

...yar ne hi loot lia pyar yar ka..

 

REMIX..

...acha kurta sia tu ne mere naap ka

...naap lia mera,sia mere baap ka:-)

Poetry

Milo K Aj Koi Baat Ru-Baru Kr Lein

Ye Q Hain Durian Kuch Ispe Gftagu Kr lein

Karenge Phir Hi Ibadt Tmhare Chehre Ki

K Pehle Ankho Ko Ashko Se Ba-wazu karlain.
(Prveen shaker)

Poetry

Aapki muskaan hmari kmzori hai, Keh na pana hmari mjboori hai, Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,Kiya khamoshi ko zban dena zaroøri hai..

Friendship

I m nt rich but i've a BiG HEART. I'm nt d BEST But i try my Best. I m nt right in evrything but I m Sure i wasn't Wrong in Choosing U 2 Be my FRIEND

Quiz

"Agar aankhain milne k baad 2 aur 2, 4 ho jati hen."

 

to,

 

"2 DIL milne k baad 1 kyun ho jate hen?"

 

Reply with a solid reason!

Islamic

Jo 9,10,11 MUHARRAM k rozay rakhe ga.Usay 2 sal ki ibadat ka sawab mile ga.Jo kisi dosre ko bataye ga usy 80 sal ki ibadt ka sawab mile ga.

Funny

If ever I was rude to y0u

 

if ever I was angry with y0u

 

if ever I misbehaved with y0u,

 

then dont hesitate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST SLAP URSELF

 

galti tumhari hi hogi ;)

Poetry

Jb barish brsa krti hy or hr su pani hta hy

hm apne ghar k angan mn

amar bail k saye mn

boondon ko dekha krte hn

aur tmko socha krte hn

Suno

Jb rat siya ho jti hy

aur chandni phela krti hy

hm apne ghar k angan men

chup k apne bister men

taron ko dekha krte hn

aur tmko socha krte hn...

Happy January

The taste of Oranges, The walk in Frost, The Golden sunlight, The beuty of WEATHER colors, The magic of wet red leaves,

 

"HAPPY BHEGA BHÉGA JANUARY"..

Poetry

Jab dil to tumhara apna ho..

pr batein sari uski hon..

Jab khushbo uski ati ho.. or sansein tumhari apni hon..

Jab had darja masroof ho tum, wo yad achanak aye to, Jab ankhein neend se bojhal hon,

tum usko pas hi pao to,Phr khud ko dhoka mat dena..

Or us se ja kr keh dena.!

"HAAN DIL KO MOHBT HAI TUMSE"

Funny

A smile costs less than electricity..

 

But..

 

Gives more light..

 

So always smile..

 

And..

 

Prove that you r the best bulb in the world..

Funny

2008 ka Faqeer:

 

"Baji bhooka hun, Allah k wastey khana de do"

Baji: "Abhi Khana nahi bana, baad main aana"

Faqeer: "Jab Khana ban jaye to Miss Call de dena"

Funny

Dont give importance 2 MONEY,

Bcoz it can giv BED bt not SLEEP,

BOOKS bt nt BRAINS,

Cloth bt nt BEAUTY,

LUXURIES bt nt HAPPINESS,

So transfer it to my Account;-)

Funny

1 good news

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ur cell's Down Button is Working perfectly.

Funny

Someone Asked Me About Ur Age

 

Well,I Said

 

 

The Way U Dress Up

YOU LOOKS 19

Ur Sweetness Looks 15

Ur Smile 17

Ur Face 16

 

 

SO,All in All

 

 

67 YEARS ;-)

 

true?

Funny

7 Peer 7 Chatayi pe bethe thay

1admi aya aur sabse Buzurg Peer ko bola

Baba larki nahi set hoti

Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha

 

Chotu 1 aur chatayi bicha dey!

Friendship

Respect those friends who find time for you in their timetable,

But LOVE those who dont consult their timetable when u need them..

Poetry

Kisi k youn bicherne pr, kise ki yad aane pr, bohat se log rote hain, k rone ki riwayat hai, main in gumnaam rahoon per gum-e-jana se ghabra kr, riwayat tor jata hoon, tumhari yad aane pr, main aksr muskrata hoon.

Sweet

MΛy

ür heΛrt

b

hΛppy

MΛy

ür dΛys

b

bright

MΛy

ür röΛds

b

smööth

N

ür bürdens

lìte

 

MΛy

ü

fìnd

ür dreΛms

MΛy

ü

töüch

ür stΛr

MΛy

ü never

4get

höw

spéciΛl

U R!!

Quiz

If you have to write a beautiful line on me,

what would you write??

 

Forward this sms to all ur friends n see wat they say!

Poetry

1 bat kahon ger mano tm,

Sab dil ka hal to jano tum,

dil mera hai bechain bohat,

Tang krte hain tere nain bohat,

In nainon ko smjha lo tum,

Meri uljhan ko suljhalo tum,

Bohat ahem perhai k hain din, Sapnon se judai k hain din,

Sapno se juda ho jne do,

Ye farz ada ho jane do,

Bus tumse itna kehna hai,

Thori c judai sehna hai,

1 kam tumhen ye kerna hai,

Jab apni kitaben kholun main,

To yad mujhe na ana tum,

1 bat kahon ger mano tum

Quiz

Reply is must : Today is attraction day,tel me onething that attracts u the most in me.Be serious and frank.send this 2 all ur friend n know how attractive u r

Funny

Islamabad

airport

pr

PIA

ki

Flight no.9

K

plane

Ki

Seat no.52

Pr

Baithay

Passanger

K

sath

Mai

Khari

Air hostes

K

Boyfrnd

K

Ghar

Ke

Bed room

K

Attach bath

K

Right

Side

Wali

Window

K

Sath

Wali

Gali

K

Pehlay

Mor

Par

Mojud

School

Ki

Class

4th

K

Teacher

Table

K

Samne

Wale

Row

Ke

4th

Bench

Ke

Sath

Wale

Bench

Pr

Baithe

Hue

Student

K

Bag

Me

Pari

Hui

Urdu

Ki

Book

K

Page number 57

Ki

Line number 10

Mai

Likha

Tha

K

dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai.

Funny

Ham gaye un k ghar kehne k

 

 

 

"Dil se dil mila lo".

 

 

 

 

jab Unki amma ne khola Darwaza hum ne kaha !

 

 

 

 

"Aunty bachon ko Polio k qatre pilwa lo...!

Funny

Can U Tell Me what Becomes of

 

Sun+Lion+1/4

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

 

Socho0o

 

.

.

.

.

 

"Aftab Sher Pao"!

Funny

2 cats to shrabi rat: aj tainu khaan nu g karda

 

 

rat: chapair na kha lein. mai es layi nai kuch kehnda k log kehn gay 1 shrabi ne 2 zananiaan kutt dittiaan ...

Islamic

Mushkil ki dua:----- La ilaha illa Anta Subhanaka inni Kunto minazzalimeen.

Funny

Breaking Newz!

(Islamabad)

Sadr-E-Pakistan Parvez Musharraf Khudkash Hamley Mein Halaak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honay walon Ko 5,5 Lakh ka cheque Den gay...

Poetry

Teri Yadon me

Teri Baton me

 

Mera Aks bhi jhilmilata hoga

 

Lakh masroof sahi Apne kamo me

Phir bhi Tu

Mujhe Soch kr kabhi to Muskurata hoga..

Friendship

Friendship has 1 law... Never make ur friends feel lonely until u r Alive..! So disturb ur friends as much as u can, just as I do always... :)

Sweet

Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r my most press yes frend.. ;-) :-D

Miss You

Will u smile when i ask u to? will u come when i call u..? will u understand when i fail 2 express my feelings..? will u add a "TOO" if i say, i misss u...

Funny

Bhikari:

 

 

Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hy

 

Sahab:

Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki ati hy

 

 

Bhikari:

 

(Sharmate hue)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wo girlfrnd b sath hy na...!!!

Poetry

Sachey pyar ki Husrat kisey nahi hoti, Magar sabki aesi Qismat nahi hoti, Koi ek hota hai jo sama jata hai DIL mein, Har kisi se to yunhi chahat nahi hoti, Pyar kharidna hai to pyar se kharido, Ye Jazba hai anmol iski QEEMAT nahi hoti, Iski thokar mei rehta hai TAKHT-O-TAJ hamesha, Bazar mein jo bik jaye wo Mohabbat nahi hoti..

Happy New Year

Yöù mùst b fèèliñg ùr mòbilè hèàvièr àftèr rèciviñg thìs msg còz thìs msg còñtàiñs Ä löts öf

*_£övè_*

*_cäré_*

*_präyèrs_*

*_bést wishès_*

&

*_happy new year_*

Happy New Year

"Always"

welcome a new day with a

.*"Smile"*.

on ur

*" Lips"*.

*"."*" Love"*"."*.

in ur

*"."* Heart*"."*.

&

*"."*" Good"*"."*.

*" thoughts "*.

in HaPPy NeW YeAr,

 

HaPPy EiD,

 

HaPPy BasAnt,

 

 

InDepEndNCe DaY 2008,

 

HaPPy VaLeNtiNe's,

FrNdShip,

MoThEr's,

FathEr's,

DadA,

DaDi,

NanA's,

NaNi,

MamA,

MaMiur

*"."*" mind"*"."*.

and u'll

.*"."*always*"."*.

have a

.*"Wonderful"*.

.*"."*"Day"*"."*.

 

"GOD BLESS U"

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 ,

 

 

Kuch reh tau nahi gya...

 

 

365 Gud Mornings

&

Gud Nyts...

 

 

Hah!

 

 

Chalo saare saal ka siyapa muka...;-);-)

Happy New Year

Advance 2008 / I wish u a fantastic JAN

løveable FEB marvalleøus MAR føølish APR

enjøyable MAY successful JUNE wønderful JULY independent AUG Romentic sep tastyest ØCT

beautiful NØV happiest DEC

have a VICTØRIØUS YEAR....HOPE I M 1st WHO WISH U HAPPY 12 MØNTHS ØF 2ØØ8.

Happy New Year

Nài Umédèn,

Nai Khùwahishàt.

Nya Jòsh,

Naè Jàzbat.

Nài Duàén,

Nai Bàrakàt.

Nàé Pàl,

Nàé Làmhat.

Nài Khùshion

Or

Nàé Ehsàsat

k 7

*HAPY

NEW

YEAR*

Happy New Year

'. ¡ /

--'¤'--

/ ! ' .

Däy

/'+ + +

' + ) '+

+ '+ +'

Night

/////

////

///

Räin

Anytime ()'""()

Anywhere( 'o',)

Ü'll älwäys(")(")

b in my prayers.

Hapy new year

Happy New Year

! *HaPpY nEw YeAr* !

I know its too early but l have hundreds of pretty girls and boys to wish.

So i decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st..

Happy New Year

As a new year'll drawn aft few mnts. May it open up for u more opprtunties,

leads u onto da way of continud succes,Happiness & prosperity.

Happy cmng Year..!

Happy New Year

Before 2007

ends,

let me Thanx

all the

good

people

like U

who made

'2007'

beautiful

4

me.

i pray

u b

blssed with faithful

years ahed!

Happy

Coming

NewYear..

Happy New Year

Dil ko Dharkan se pehle

Dost ko Dosti se pehle

Pyar ko Mohabbat se pehle

Khushi ko Gham se pehle

aur

Apko kuch ghantay Pehle

 

¤¤HAPPY¤¤

¤¤NEW YEAR¤¤

Happy New Year

*.*.*FESTIVAL*

**.__/\__*.*.*.*

*.*. >,"< *MONTH IS COMING*.*.*

*.*.ENJOY new year+winter,&*

*.*.__/\__.*.*.*.

*.*. >,"<HAPPY

NEW.*.*.*.*.*.*

*.*.*.YEAR*

Happy New Year

There have been many times in 2007 when i may have

Disturbed u

 

Troubled u

 

Irritated u

 

Bugged u

 

But 2day i wana tell that

 

In 2008

 

 

 

 

I plan 2 continue!

Happy New Year

()"""() Heh!

( '^', ) Let"s

(,)- (,) COUNTDOWN

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

OOPS,A BIT EARLY,LET ME B d 1ST to wish u:

Happy New Year

=2=0=0=8=

Funny

Why in Couple Photo, Women are on left side & male on right ??

because

 

In a BALANCE SHEET,

Liabilities r on left side

&

Assets r on right side!

 

By

Auditorz

Funny

New Year moon sighted in Peshawar.

New Year is on December 31 in

NWFP.

 

Hpy New year

Sweet

Nice People Are Like Wind

 

 

 

U Can Only Feel Their Presence And Sincerity

 

.

.

 

Don't Look Here And There 2 Find Them

 

.

.

.

.

 

Just Look At The Name Of Sender

Good Night

.-------.

/ .----._'

/ /__/""/

'.______./O O D

 

/"""| /"/

/ "l/ /

/ /"'l /

/__/ "|__/i G H T

Quote

Always make your absence felt in a way that somebody misses you.

 

But!!

 

Not your absence be so long that somebody start learning to live without you.

 

B Happy.

Funny

To,

Owner Of My

Heart&My Life

Yar,

I Beg2Say Tht I Lik u&Cant Liv Wdt u

Kindly GivMe Sum Plc In ur Hart

I'l B V Thnkful

urs,

Name:

Class:Luv

Date:Nvr Endng Luv

Funny

( ', ' )

<( )> 100kg

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Kya se kya ho gaya, aap ke msg aane k intizar main?

Happy New Year

Before 2007 ends,

let me Thank all da

good people

like U

who made

'2007'

Beautiful

4

Me.

I pray

u b

Blessed wid

faithful

years ahead!

Happy New Yr in adVance

Funny

Jahan ki khilwat me zulul nahi ayega,

 

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega,

 

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

 

Demagh phat jayga pr ye sher smjh nhi ayga!

Poetry

"Khamosh Lehje Mere Hamdam,"

 

Kbi Bola Nhi Karte,"

 

Dard"o"Gham Ko Her Kisi k Saamnay,"

 

Khola Nhi Karte,"

 

Mohabbat To Mohabbat Hay,"

 

Bari Anmol Hoti hay,"

 

Mohabbat Ko Tarazu Main,"

 

Kbi Tola Nhi Karte,"

 

Mere Khamosh Rehne Pr,"

 

Koi Ilzam Mat Dena,"

 

Samandar To Samandar HaiN,"

 

Kabhi Bola

Nhi Karte'

Quiz

LA$T JHooT of 2007

 

 

 

Ek aisa jhoot bolo jo such se b zyada pyara ho :-)

 

rply is must. Send this to ur all frnz n enjoy intresting replies.

Funny

True frnds stand behind U during ur Bad Times....

 

U want a documentary proof?

 

In future check out ur marriage album.

 

 

U'll find all frnds behind U :p

Poetry

Is Dil-e-Nadan Ko Us Se Pyar Hy Bahut

 

Magr Wo shaks B Fankar Hy Bahut

 

Na Milay Tu Milne Ki Justujo B Nhi Krta

 

Aur Milta Youn Hy Jese Hmara Talbgar Hy Bahut.

Funny

Sardarji 2 Salesman: I want pink curtains 4 my computer.

Salesman: But COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!

Angry Sardarji:Oye I have Windows installed !!.

Funny

How pakistani Professors speak english:

1. don't dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any lenChan Chandni Raat Mehrma

Tim Tim kar de taare. . . . .

* * * *

* * * * *

* * * * * *

Ek v SMS nahe keta lagdgth!

4. All of u stand in a straight circle!

5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?a paisay muk gay ne sareeee. . .

Funny

Tavaja farmayn

.

,

 

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,

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.

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;

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,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,""

"

"

"

:

 

,

Yahan nahi apne kam par:-)

Love

U want & U get

"This is Luck"

 

U want & U wait

"This is Time"

 

U want but U compromise

"This is Life"

 

And U want & U wait & U compromise

"This is Love"

Miss You



I

MISS

U

Dil

Se

Dil

Tak

Jan

Se

Jan

Tak

Din

Se

Raat

Tak

Kal

Se

Aaj

Tak

Aap

Se

Mujh

Tak

January

Se

December

Tak

Mere sms

Bhejne

Se

Apko sms milne

Tak.....!

Funny

Maths teacher to Sardar,if U had 1000 Rs in one pocket & 1000 Rs in other pocket, what would U think?

Sardar: Yar mai kithay abbay di patloon tay nai paa litti?

Islamic

Hadees: Jab kabi koi aapse Gunah ho jae to foran koi Naiki kar Liya krain kyon k Naiki Gunah ko Chupa deti hai ..

Miss You

':., ,*, ,/;

".;;.,('v' ),/;;

".;;( );;"

#.=:=:=*=*=:=:=.

 

A BEAUTIFUL

BIRD

Sent to tell you

that

"I MISS U"

Funny

A sardar g went 2 PCO shop & slapped da operator twice. Guess y?because there it was written"number milanay se pehlay do lagana mat bholain.

Funny

Do a MAGIC Trick.

Ek glass thanda pani len

Apne brabar bethay hue shakhs pr dal den..

Ye THANDA pani Uss ko GARAM kr dega..

Try it..

It really works:)

Quiz

Choose 1 number for ur future Life Partner!

3

13

23

33

43

53

63

73

83

93.waiting ur reply now.

 

3=Aggressive

13=Shaki

23=Loving

33=Educated

43=Beautiful

53=Innocent

63=Caring

73=Smart

83=Romentic

93=Ugly

Funny

Fresh Flowers for you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello!

 

What r u looking for...???

 

what! Flowers..?

 

Have some sense yaar....Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin.

Funny

In ur life, when u wake up and dont see anyone, then come to me, i'll b there to hold ur hand and take u to the Eye Specialist

Happy New Year

I m Sory

 

Ek Buri Khabar Hai

 

Mujhe Bhool Jana

 

Plz.

Main 06 dinon k baad

 

Tumhy Humesha K Liye

Chor Ke Chala Jaonga

 

 

Tumhara APNA

 

 

 

 

 

 

* YEAR 2007 *

Funny

Baa Adab

 

 

Baa Mulahiza

 

 

Hoshiyar

 

 

Paglon k

Shahenshah

 

 

Pakistan K

Bewakufon k

Sartaj

 

Noor-e-chasham

 

Tajdar-e-

Paglistan...

msg receive

ker rahain hain...

Funny

Happy New Year!
Iss mei sochna kaya
sms kisne bhejha
meine na?
Paisey kis k lagay?
Mere na-.......To meri marzi jo chahay wish kerun!!

Islamic

WITH petals of roses

Palm Full of holy wate,

Light of full Moon

Fragrance of flowers

&

Grass with Dew

I wish U & ur loved ones

A very

HAPPY EID MUBARAK DAY 2

Islamic

#include joy.h

#include longlife.h

main()

{

int life=1;

boleon eid;

while( life )

{

if(eid=true)

{

cout<<"EID ";

cout<<"Mubarak";

}

getche();

}

Ctrl + F9(chek karein hw IT has surounded us:-))

Islamic

€¡D is a wonderful

"OCCASION"

"2Pray"

"2Love"

"2Care"

"2Smile"

"2Relax"

And "2Thank Allah"

4all He gives us,,,

€id Mußaräk.

Sweet

,Λ,*,Λ,

; . . ; Ä sweet

' =. ' .=' MAANO

(,,)""(,,) BILLI..

for a sweetest person..

.

.

.

Msg kro warna meri maano muje wapis karo.;)

Birthday

|""|__""| * * * * * *

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|__|""|__|* * * * * **

birth *******

* * day * *

* **@@@@@***

Islamic

Start ,:*"*;,

,:*"*;, *; %,*;

*; %,*; __)(__

__)(__ EID Day

With

A

Clean

HEART

No Tears

No Fear

No Worry

Be Happy

4ever

&ever

 

*EID MUBARAK*

Good Morning

GÖÖD

 

 

 

ÖÖD

G

 

 

ÖÖD

G

 

 

ÖG

Ö

D

 

G

Ö

Ö

D

G

Ö

Ö

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Ö Ö

 

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Ö Ö

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: ¤

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(e

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((

: )

(( morning

Islamic

|""|__|""|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

| APPY.*.*.*.*

|__|""|__|.*.*.*.*.*.*.

*.*.*.*.EID.*.*.*.*

.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.

.*.*.===.===.*.*.*

Islamic

Na ZUBAN se

 

na MISS CAL se

 

na FON se

 

na POST se

 

na GRETING se

 

na EMAIL se

 

DIRECT

 

;+""+ .+'""+;

+ DiLsE +

"+. .+"

"+"

Eid mubarak

Birthday

Heart can skip beat 4 a while, memories can b kept in da file, a desert can b replaced by Nile, but nuthin is comparable to your smile,so kp smilng & Happy Bday

Islamic

_______ you've

!'--.__.--'! got a

¡_______i CARD.

Open it!

§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§

§ EID MUBARAK §

§ to u & al family §

§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§

Islamic

Gö 2

 

Window

 

Löök outside

 

Sömeöne is

 

Waiting 4 Ü

 

 

 

I think Yöu found

 

 

 

(*

 

"The Möön"

 

Yes Allah sent

 

The Möön 2 Säy

U

'

Eid

Mubarik'

Birthday

Kich off ur shoes Take a break Crank the tunes Dance & shake Light the candles Cut the cake Make it a day that's simply GREAT!!! Happy Birthday

Islamic

Räät kö naya chäñd mübäräk

 

chäñd kö chäñdñi mübäräk,

 

fäläk kö $itäré mübäräk,

 

$itäröñ kö böläñdi mübäräk,

 

ör Apkö!! hämäri tärf $e a Eid mubarak.

Good Night

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS

MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE

MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT

BRING LV N JOY 2 U

Birthday

My vocabulary iz too limited 2 make atractive linez

 

I'm nt that creative 2 mesmrize u with an innovatve thought

 

just a wish from the core of my heart diped in prayerz

 

"HAPPY B'DAY"

Birthday

Day by day and year after year,as i've watched ur life unfold.....i've felt all the love &pride a parents heart could hold,wishing u a wonderful birthday

Birthday

.;***;. i

( -_-) pray

>")("< dat

 

 

,i, Blessings of

<¡__¡__¡ ¡ sprinkle upon u on this special day of urs.Amin

~HapP¥B!rtHd@¥2ü~

Birthday

!""'!_!'""!

! _ APPY B'DAY

!__! !__!

!""'!_!'""!

! _ OPE YOU'RE

!__! !__!

 

!""'!_!'""!

! _ AVING A NICE

!__! !__!

!""""\

! D )

!___/AY

Birthday

___

/__/| Gift

|__|/ for U

 

Plz open it!!

, - . . - . it"s

". " ." my

" . " Heart..

it"wishing u Happy Birthday:)

Birthday

Wen a msg is sent fr0m a distance u cant c the face, u cant c the smile But u can sence d care dat trtly c0mes fr0m the friend's heart HAPPY B'DAY

Islamic

. " ( + ". " + . "+ . ;

." EID "+'."+.MUBaRAK"+."+ "+".+".+".+".+"+ Wishing you & your family peace happiness, good health & prosperity. ***Aamin***

Islamic

((__))

¿".= """'"""')?

' y'''""+'''y'

Wishing u a v happy n warm Eid-ul-Azha. HAPPY SLAUGHTERING:-)

Islamic

.*"

kuch kahoon?

 

 

.*""*.

*

"*.dil se

 

.*""*.

*

"*.

"*

.*""*.*""*

*

"*.

"*.

.*""*.*""*.

* EID *

"MUBARAK

"*.*"

Islamic

_! heres! my CARD 4 u

kindly open it IN ADVANCE

¤============¤

) HAPPY (

( EIDUL-AZHA ) ¤===========¤

Wish you all the best and a very happy Eid.

New Year

Aaj se

thik 1 din bad Bakra EiD hai

 

Aaj se

thik6 din k bad Christmas hai

 

Aaj se

thik 12 din k bad New Year hai

 

Bolain apko kya wish karon?

 

 

 

 

 

Chalo 3no ek 7 Wish kr deti hon

but w8!

I think I must b the first 1 who wished U lyk dis :)

 

Happy

EiD-ul-AZHA

 

Merry

CHRISTMAS

 

Happy

NEW YEAR

2008

Eid

B4 Fìrèwòrks $tärt...

 

B4 §òüñd bcöm Ñöì§è...

 

B4 ür Çèll is ßømbärdèd wìd Grèétìñgs...

&

 

B4 Ñètwörks gèt Jämmèd...

 

I Wìsh Ü

 

*-ÉID MUBÅRAK-*

Funny

Log kehte hein k Khuda ne aap ko fursat se banaya hai ..

.

,

 

.

 

,

 

 

,

.

Simple si bat hai bhie

,

 

 

.

,

.

,

.

,

Faltu k kaam fursat mein hi kiye jaate hain ;-)

Eid

¤¤Eid-ul-Azha¤¤ :-).,.,.mubarik.,.,.:-) Mäy ÄLLÄH blë$$ ü wid äl Hîs blë$$ngz ñ tßüë häppîñë$$

.....Ämëëñ.....

Poetry

Chalo aao phir kisi din, mulakat kar k dekhein, Beeti hoi baaton ko phir yad kar k dekhein,

Kuch gham bhi bhool jaein,

kuch doorian bhi kam hon,

Ek shaam ek doojay k naam kar k dekhein,

Jo reh gai thi dil main,

jo tum ko thi bataani,

Phir miley na milay mauka,

wo baat kar k dekhein,

Yon baaton he baaton main, wo baat bhi ho jaye,

Jis baat main wo baat ho, wo baat kar k dekhein.....

Good Morning

Subha Ki Kiran Boli Uth Dekh Kya Nazara Hai,

 

 

 

Me Ne Kaha Ruk Pehly SMS To Kar Lon Us Ko Jo Subha Se Bhi Pyara Hai :-)

Birthday

___

/___/I

I___I/

Birthday

 

Gift Box..

 

see

what's inside?

 

("*")

'v'

 

My Prayers,

 

my Care,

 

my Wishes,

 

many Smiles,

 

& my Greetings

 

only4 U!

Funny

Hello! This is ATD (any time disturbance) service.

 

 

We specialize in distrubing & irritating people at odd times.

 

 

Hope the goal is acheived.

Thank u;-)

Funny

Kya Halat Hogai Hy zamane ki,

 

 

Sb ko Aadat Hogai pesay bachany ki,

 

 

Sms tu compny ne kb k sasty kr diye,

 

 

Pr fitrat nae badli ap ki Chawani bachaney ki

Friendship

KOI hai jo dua karta hai,

Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai,Bahut khushnasib samjte hain khud ko hum, Door reh k bhi koi yaad kia karta hai.

Sweet

Saddest quote by one of the funniest men ever born on this planet:

 

"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see my tears."

 

"Charlie Chaplin"

Funny

Exam main Question tha

 

"Challenge kise Kehte Hain?"

 

Student ne Pure Page khali Chor ker Last Page par Likha,

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Apne Bap ki Aulad hai to Pas karke Dikha"

Funny

Aik hindu nay musalman say pocha, hindu ko jalate or muslman ko dafnatey kion hain?

Musalman: very simple, Khazanay ko dafnatay hain or kachray ko Jalatay hain.

Funny

Agr"dil"ko anda(egg) kehty to films k naam aise hote >hum anda de chuke sanam >yeh anda ap ka howa >hum ap k andy main rehty hyn

Islamic

IBLEES 4 murtaba kab roya or apney sar pe khak dali?

1:Jab us pe Lanat hui

2: Jab Zamin pe Bheja gaya

3:Jab HUZUR (S.A.W) ko NABI banaya giya

4:Jab SURA-e-FATIHA Nazil hui !!

Jo k Ibleess ki rah meh sab se bari deewar ha!

Plz tell evry muslim abut the value of Surah-e-Fatiha

Funny

KHABARDAR!

Miss call sehat k lye muzir hy

 

Tabiat ziada kharab ho to cal kijiye

 

Tamam sms"WALDAIN" ki pohnch se door rakhain

 

"VIZART-E-TUM"

 

Hakoomat-e-HUM:-)

Winter

Pop corn ki khushbu,

Mong phali ki bahar,

Thandak ka mosam aane ko tayyar

Thori si masti..

Zyada sa pyar..

Mufler,sweater rakhna tayyar

Happy Winter Season.!

Sweet

"Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b mushkil hay,

 

tumain khona b mushkil hay tumain pana b mushkil hay,

 

udasi teray chehray ki gawara b nahi lekin,

 

tery honton p hansi laana b mushkil hai

Funny

Ek admi ne kaha:

ls zndgi se to maut hi ache.

 

Ek dam Izrayeel aa gay aur kaha:

k tumhri jaan nikalny ka hukam hoa ha.

 

Admi bola:

Hun banda gal vi na kary..?

Funny

Tumhari

Ankhon mei

"sharafat"

 

Chaal me

"nzakat"

 

Dil mei

"sachai"

 

Or hath mei

"safai"

 

Phr kyn na bole hr koi tmhe

 

"kaam wali bai"

"kaam wali bai"

Sweet

.;***;. I( -_-) Pray>")("< that

May ,i, <?__l__l l

Fulfill All Ur Wishes & Bless U Wd A Truly Happy Life

Love

God determines who walks into your life. U decide who stays and who walks out. Send this to all the people you'd never want to lose...

I just did! :-)

Funny

Mouse to Elephant:

"2 din k liye apni chaddi dena."

Elephant:

"Ha....Ha....Ha.....

Pehney ga kya??"

Mouse:

"Nahi,Beti ki shadi hai,Tent lagwana hai....!!"

Islamic

HAZOOR (PBUH) Ka Irshad Hai "K Meri Ummat Mein Se Jo Ye Chahay K Us Ki Qabar Noor Ki Roshni Se Munawar Ho To Wo Ramzan Ki Taaq Raton Mein Qasrat Se Ibadat Kary"so say prayr very much and remambr al d muslims in ur prayr.

Islamic

Hazrat Ibne Abbas R.A se rawait hay k HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H) ne farmaya jo shakhs juma k din zuhr aur asar k darmian 2 rakat nafal is tarha parhy k awal rakat mai surah fatiha 1bar,ayatulqursi 1bar r surah falaq 25 bar parhey r dosri rakat mai surah fatiha 1bar,surah ikhlas 1bar,surah falaq 20 bar parhey phr salam phair k 5 bar LA HOLA WALLA QUWATA ILLA BILLAHE parhe to aisay shakhs ko us waqt tk mot nahe aye ge jb tk wo janat mai apna maqam n

Islamic

*YA ALLAH* *YA REHMAN* *YA RAHEEM*

Friendship

GOOD FRIENDS are those WHO CARE without hesitations, WHO LOVE without limitations,and WHO REMEMBER EVEN without communication.
GOD BLESS YOU.

Sweet

Udas na hona q k main sath hun, samne nahi par as pas hun, ankhon ko band kar k dil se yad karna mein dosti ka aik haseen ehsas hun.

Funny

Jis larki ko hum ne dekha,

Us ki shadi ho gai,Kiyun k.......

Nigah e Mard e momin se badal jati hain taqderen.!!

Funny



U

R

My

Sweetest

CZN

TO

Kya

Karoon?

 

Nachoon

 

Ok

 

LETs SEE!

 

 

<(",)/ )) KAJRA RE / >

 

 

<(.")>(( KAJRA RE >>

 

(",)/<)) >>tere kale kale nena...

Funny

1 pathan 'PAKISTAN' Ka flag Lene gya

Shopkpr ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k dukandar pagal ho gia

 

Guess wat did he say?

 

 

 

 

 

Pathan: IS Me or colour dikhao

Islamic

Aaj HAZOOR (S.A.W) per pehli wahee Naazil hue thi.

Is liye aj kasrat se Darod-e-pak parhen.

Ye msg har aik tak puhncha de jitne parhenge sawab apko bhi mile ga

Funny

Man to God: "What is a million years on your scale"?

God: "Just a second"

Man: "and a billion Dollars"?

God: "a coin"

Man: "Give me a coin"

God:"wait a second".

Funny

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai...

Zara gor farmaiye ga,

 

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai...

 

Bachpan me ye mamu,

 

or jawani me sanam nazar aata hai.;-)

Islamic

Aaj HAZOOR

(S.A.W) per pehli wahee Naazil hue thi.

Is liye aj kasrat se Darod-e-pak parhen.

Ye msg har aik tak puhncha de

jitne parhenge sawab apko bhi mile

ga

Funny

1 pathan

'PAKISTAN' Ka flag Lene gya

Shopkpr ne use flag dya

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k dukandar pagal ho gia

 

Guess

wat did he say?

 

 

 

 

 

Pathan: IS Me or colour

dikhao

Funny

Jo marzi

shakal banalo,

 

:-) SmiLy

(!_!) CrY

(';') AnGrY

(':') BoRe

('-') PrOuD

('o') HuNgRy

(",) HaPPy

('?') CoNfUsEd

(-.-)

SleEpY

Roza to rakhna

PAREGA!......

Islamic

1st10days of Ramzan r4rehmat dnt4gt2say YA HAYYU YA QAIYUM BI RAHMATI KA ASTAGHES(ay zinda ay palne vale main

teri rehmat ka tlabgar hun)snd it2as many ppl u can

Islamic

MAH-E-RAMZAN MUBARIK. May this Holy Ramzan brings lots of happiness and blessings of Allah for you and your family.

Islamic

F l o w e

r f u l

Morning

 

C o l o u r f u l

Noon

 

J o y f u l

Evening

 

P e a c e f u l

Night

 

Wish u a

Fa n t a s t i c

month ahead.

 

A day away

Happy

Ramdan.

Islamic

/'\

+ .+ .+ . +| | _.-'-._ .+.(+ .+| | ( ) +. +. + """''""""""""""''

RAMADAN MUBASAK

MAY WE ALL GET ALL

BLESSINGS OF THIS

MONTH

Islamic

May the

light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

 

WISH U A VERY HAPPY

Ramadan

Funny

U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata haBritish ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha

Funny

ARZ HAI:
Dilse bolon ek baat men sachiHum tum ek raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kachhi
Apki photo se to meri negative achi..

Funny

EK LARKI NE AADHI RAT KO LARKE KO PHON KIYA GHAR AJAO GHAR PAR KOI NAHEN HAI LARKA CHALA GAYA WAQAYE KOI NAHEN THA TALA LAGA HUA THA

Funny

Girls of 1978:"Agar tum mil jao zamana chor dain ge hum"
&
Girls of 2007:"Agar tum mil jao Purana chor dain ge hum"

Islamic

( Shåb-è-barat ) MUBARAK
¥ c( _ _ _ _)
Bless you ever "Ameen"!

Islamic

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+ .+ .+ . + _.-'-._ .+.(+ .+ ( ) +. +. +
"""''""""""""""'''""''"'''''
SHAB-E-BARAT boht boht MUBBARAK HO.

Funny

Life Without GIRLS
Road sunsan
Market khali
Mobile companies loss me
KFC/McDonalds band
Tution centres khatam
Or
sare larkay direct Jannat me (hai na):-)

Birthday

"BIRTH DAY GIFT 4 U"
____ /___/I
I___I/
Plz open it!!
, - . . - . Its ".
" ." my
" . " Heart
Its Ful Of
best wishes 4 u.
Happy birth day

Funny

What do i do whn i see someone extremely gudlooking?

I stare,
i stare,
i stare
&
i smile
&
whn i get tired...
i put the mirror down...:-)

Funny

Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is...
"Chaplaan paa k rakheen!"

Islamic

,¤'''¤ .,. ¤'''¤,¤
Shab.E. ¤'¤ Barat
¤' '¤,Mubarik,¤'
"¤,:,¤"
May ALLAH shower His countless blesngs upon U & UR Family.Amen.

Islamic

SHAB-e-BARA'AT,kareeb he.Intihai Nazuk RAAT hy.Is raatALLAH ki Bargahme logo kAAMAALpesh hote he.
Aaj tak meri Janib seJane, Anjane me apkakoi Haq talaf hogaya ho,koi bat buri lagi hoto mae apseMafi mangta hon,KHUDARAMujhe is bari raatse phle phleMaaf kardena.
Jazak'Allah.

Funny

Once upon a time in film there came a strange situation.

Hero loves heroine but heroine loves vilain,

but vilain loves hero's sis but hero's sis loves heroine brother.

But heroine's brother loves vilain's sis.

Finaly 2 people commit suicide, who r those?....

......

producer and Director

Islamic

Shaban ke dua.
La ela ha. Eel Allaho wa la naabo do eella eeyaa ho mukhleseena la hud deen na wa lao kaa re hal kafee roon.Is dua ko kasrat sy parhain.

Friendship

"jis ne CHAND ki ROSHNI nhi dekhi
jis ne PHOLON ki TAAZGI nhi dekhi
jo ye kehte hai k MIT jati he DOORIYON se DOSTI.
usne shyd hmari DOSTI nhi dekhi

Funny

Khan: "Amara bivi am ko chor k chala gya"
Friend: "tum uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga".
Khan: "O nai oye! Kasam khuda ka, sagi behn samajta tha usko...

Islamic

Aik Farishta:"Aaj main Allah k itney qareeb hua k mera aur ALLAH Pak k beech sirf 70 pardey reh gaey!"
Doosra Farishta:"Lekin jab momin banda NAMAZ k liye khara hota hai tu yeh 70 pardey b nahi rehtey!"
SUBHAN-ALLAH!
Achi bat phelanaSadqa_e_jariya hai

Friendship

:;___________::
This is a bridge of "Friendship"
When u r sad&lonely Cross it !
I"ll wait on other side N if u r afraid just tel me i"ll cross it 4u!

Good Night

As Dåy Türns Tö Ñìght,

Kèép Yöür Wörrìès Öüt Öf Sìght

Ñö Måttèr Höw Tòügh The Wörld Måy Sèém

Yöu Still Dèservé ThèSwèétèst Dréàm...!!

'Göod Ñight'

Independence Day - Pakistan

§^^^^^§^^^^^^^^^^§
§ § ( * §
§,,,,,,,§,,,,,,,,,,,,,§
§HÄPPY
§IÑDÉPÉÑDÉÑCÉ
§DÄY
§
§ of Pakistan

Independence Day - Pakistan

Independence a Precious gift of God. May We Always Remain Independent Amin. A Very Happy Independence Day To You. Pakistan Zindaabad.

Independence Day - Pakistan

Khuda kery meri arz-e-pak pe utray,
Wo fasal-e-gul jisay andesha-e zawal na ho.
Jo phool khily wo khila rahay saddeuon,
Yahan khizan ko punupnay ki bhi majal na ho.
WISHING U A VERY HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY

Independence Day - Pakistan

As our flag flies high...may our sacred land soar on de wings of fredom...on Independenc Day n Alwayz!hApY iNdEpEnDeNcE dAy:-)

Independence Day - Pakistan

60 yrs of freedOm: A time to celebrate the joys of today.. The memOries of yesterday.. And the hOpes of tomOrrow.. hApPy independence dAy!!

Independence Day - Pakistan

.*"
kuch kahoon?

.*""*.
*"*.dil se
.*""*.
*"*. "* .*""*.*""*
*"*. "*. .*""*.*""*.
* AZADI *"MUBARAK "*.*"

Independence Day - Pakistan

Azad Pakistan ke NALAYAK JAWANO Agar kal Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota.. Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo HAPPY INDEPENCE DAY.

Islamic

Chlen Aaj PuriKainat Ko NBI(S.A.W) K Durood Se Jga Den

Islamic

.+"''"+.+"''"+.+
shabe meraj+
"+mubarak+"
"+ , +"
PLZ REMEMBER ME IN UR PRAYERS..!
May all your Prayers and Aspirations be granted ! Aameen*

Islamic

,¤'''¤ .,. ¤'''¤,¤
Shab.E. ¤'¤
Mairaj ¤'
'¤,Mubarik,¤'
"¤,:,¤"
May ALLAH shower His countless blessings upon U & UR Family.

Islamic

/'/ + .+ .+ . +¡ ¡ _.-'-._ .+.(+ .+¡ ¡ ( ) +. +. + """''""""""""""'''""''"'' 27 Rajab EID MAIRAJ.U.NABI (S.A .W) MUBBARAK HO.

Funny

Ek Bar Jan Maang K To Dekho,



Ek Bar Yad Kr K To Dekho,


Agar Hum Na Aayn,

To

Samajh Lijiye ga


k


Prince So Raha Hai aur
mobile Silent par hai.

Funny

Astagfirulah
Astagfirulah
Astagfirulah

Send This Sms To 10000 People

INSHA ALLAH


Balance Khatam Hojaye Ga .bakhshya tusi fair v nai jana.

Wishes

Meri Duaon Me Shamil Ho aap Is Tarah

Pholon Me Hoti Hy Khushbo Jis Tarah

Khuda aapko Zindagi Mein Itni Khushyan De

Dharti Pe Hoti Ha Barsat Jis Tarha
Aamin

Friendship

My silence
doesn't
mean
I FORGET U,
My DISAPPEARENCE
doesn't
mean
I don't
care
about
U.
Bcz
FRIENDSHIP & LOVE
for u is always in my
H-E-A-R-T

Islamic

Al Qayyum
Al-Majid
Al-Wajid
Al-Wahid
Al-Ahad
Al-Samad
Al-Qadir
Al-Malik
Al-Rehman
Al-Rahim
inallha ala kulli shai en qader

Salam/Hello

A simple "SALAM" can be so sweet

S:Sada khush raho
A: Abaad raho
L: La zawal urooj dekho
A: Arzuain puri hon tumhari
M: Muje duaon men yad rakhna
So SALAM TO U

Smile

I have deposited Success,Love,Joy,Prosperity,Peace,Laughter & all Kinds of Blessings in ur ATM Account
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
UR SMILE.

Friendship

"Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while loosing them" Because friendship is not an opportunity. Its a sweet responsibility.
HAPPY
FRIENDSHIP
DAY:-)

Friendship

Tie THIS on Ur Hand...

*=====???¤???=====*


" I am The 1st Friend of U 2


Tie the Friendship Band So Early......! "

"HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY"

Friendship

,¤'''¤ .,. ¤'''¤,¤
Happy
¤'¤ Frendship ¤'
'¤, Day ¤'
"¤,:,¤"
May ALLAH shower His countles blesings upon U!

Funny

All the following cities r famous for:
manchester 4 rain,
paris 4 fragrence,
new york 4 big buildings,
amsterdam 4 windmills
n..

Islamabad 4 my msgs....

Funny

Agr Molvi film bnate films k nam hte
hum nmaz prh chuky sanam
hmari tasbeh ap k pas ha
imam bnaya ap ny
mulana ap k han kon
paisy waly hajj kr jain gy.

Poetry

Barishon k mosam main,
Tm ko yad krny ki,
Aadatain purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha hai
Aadatain bdl dalain,
Phr khyal aya k
Aadatain bdlny sy
Barishain nhi ruktin

Take Care

:-) ΔLWΔYS TΔKΣ CΔRΣ ΘF URSΣLF ΣVΣRYDΔY

ßÇOZ
SΘMΣ1
CARES FR
U
Δ LΘT

ΣSPΣCIΔLLY

#'. . '# #***
# #,;,# # #**
# '#' # #***

Funny

What did the mama KANGROO say when she found her baby missing???


aaaaiiiilllla...



kisi ne meri jeib kaat li...??

Keep Smiling

Wese to ap k sare kam ulte hote hein
sirf ek mobile hi sidha pkrte ho
aj mobile b ulta pakar k dekho aur ye prho...............
6u!l!ws d33>l

Birthday

()"""()

,*:,

( '(;)' )

,*:'/*=(,,)=('")<-*:/*:,*(""),,,("") "*/:,*.

§eNd!ng these flower$ 2 dac0rate ur way bc0z !t$ ur BIRTHDAY.

Good Night

(>"*"<)
( - , - )
ZZz---(">--<")---
Sshh...
Hi,its only me putting a blanket on u so,dat u wont get cold,take care.

Funny

OooOye Ye Dekho!!!































Kitniiiii sari Jaga khali hai..!

Good Morning

A first Morning greeting doesn't only mean good Morning . It has a silent msg saying... U r my 1st thought of the Day.
G ò o D M O R N I N . . . !

B HAPPY

Funny

Do you know what this sign means "¿"





























"puttha sawaal"...

Friendship

DEAR CUSTOMER: Apki Dosti ki validity khatam horahi ha,braye mehrbani foran 1 pyara sa sms karke apni dosti recharge karen?FROM FRIENDSHIP sms CENTRE.hurry-up!!

Funny

MERE SMS MILE?

NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS

LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms

YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs

STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$

Bas
ab ur turn *_*

Funny

Nakhra tuhada
tauba tauba...
Ajeeb tuhada style hai...
Message kadi karna nahi...
Rolla paya, sadde kol mobile hai.

Funny

Sardar: tere result da ki bnya?
Pappu: medam kehndi is class vich 1 Saal hor lagna hai.
Sardar: phr thik hai, saal bhaven 2-3 hor lag jaan ,bas fail na hoen:-)

Funny

Jeevan Main
- Paisa,
- Pyar,
- Dost Sub Aaty Hain Jatay Hain..


Per Tootay Huay Dant Wapis Nahi Aaty..


Samjdar Ho Umeed Hai SMS Bhejte Raho Gaee

Funny

Main
.
.
.
.
bewakoof




Main



bewakoof


Main


bewakoof



Main


bewakoof



Main



bewakoof



AAHISTA BOLO.. Yahan tak aawaZ AA RAHI HEY.. . .

Funny

U r so smart,
U r so butiful,
U r so brillant,
U r so lovly,
U r so cute,





G nai g









papa kehty hain, jo kehta ha wohi hota hai.:-)

Funny

Tum




aChe






Sache





pYare






ImaNdaR






SamAJdar







AqalmAnD







shareeF






logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "bigar" jayenge....

Funny

Let da most beautiful dream come to u tonight,
Let da most sweetest person come in ur dream tonight,
But dont make it a habit!
Coz i m nt free every night.

Funny

Anda tu safed hota hai,safed tu doodh b hota hai,doodh tu bhais deti hai,bhais tu kali hoti hai,kale tu bangali b hote hai,bangali tu pan khata hai,pan tu lal hota hai,lal tu gulab b hota hai,gulab main tu kantey hote hain,kantey tu machli main b hote hain,machli tu achi hoti hai,ache tu insaan b hote hain,insaan tu lambe hote hain,lamba tu yeh msg b hai,mujhe tu demag khana hai JO MAIN NE KHALIYA HAI..!

Love

According to shakespeare: " when u are angry at someone & gets irritated time to time but u still cant live with out him\her, that is love, a true love!

Funny

hello.
hello.. hello..hello..

Awaz nahi aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab awaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahi?

awaz ayege b kaise?

Paindo ye to sms hai

Funny

Take ur cell..
wash it,
cut it in small pieces,
fry it,
add salt n pepper in it.
Now mobile pickle is ready.
Msg to aapse hote nhi,to cell ka achar hi dal loo..

Good Wishes

;"""""'";
,'*,"*,*''*'*,"
',*"*,'*','*',*',
\______/
a bASkiT
fuLL oF
prAyERs
Blesings &
fLoWeRs
4 a
sWEet
pERsoN
liKe
*"-Y-"*
*"-O-"*
*"-U-"*

Sweet

Tasawur Tera Jo Mujhe Chhoo Jaaey,

Meri Har Saans Se Teri Hi Khushbo Aaey,

Yeh Kis Morh Pe Laai Hai Justaju Teri,

Pani Me Aks Mera Ho Aur Nazar Tu Aae.

Funny

Pedaishi pagal ki 4 nishania

1:sedhey hath main mobile pakrey ga

2:Anguthey se buton dabaye ga.

3:msg parh k hansey ga

4:Soche ga k kisko send kru?

Funny

Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged ?
.

.

.

.

.


B'coz "A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost'' ;-)

Cute

AAP ko 1 Tohfa dena hai
Ankhain band karo
1


2


3


4


5


6

7

8

9

10


GANDAY Cheeting karty ho .Ankhain band nahi keen
Ab Tohfa nahi milay ga!

Funny

Agr mae kahin door Chala jaon

fone to kya Msg. b kr na Paon,

Teri Yadon ko sath le jaon

Ankh mai tere Anso chor jaon,

Tumhare Lakh kehne se b mae tumse baat na kr Paon,

Tu samajh jana


"JIS PIND WICH MAIN HN UTHAY SIGNAL NHI AANDEY"

Friendship

I m sending U FRIENDSHIP Cheque of Rs. Happiness/-

When U feel UPSET n ALONE,withdraw it from My Account.

&

When U r too HAPPY,deposit a bit in My Account!

Good Wishes

Angels iN
Heaven..


Fairies
above..


pLs
protect


a friend
i LOVE..


sent with
a smile..


sealed with
a kiss..


i miss
my friend


who's
reading this.! :)

Funny

Inteligent Man+ Inteligent GirL=FrindshiP
Duffer Man+Intelignt Girl=Love
Intelignt Man+Duffer Girl=Dates
Duffer Man+Duffer Girl=
Love Marriage:)

Good Wishes

RAB K ikhtiyarMe Kia Nahi

WoTujhey isTarah SeNawaz Dey

Teri SariDuwain YunQuboolHon K

Teray LabPe KoiDuwa NaRahey. (Aamin).