Sunday, November 22, 2009

Funny

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....

The name of the College Is:-

"Women College for Boys":)

Funny

Doctor nd sardar love same girl.
Sardar gives her apple every day.
Girl askd sardar reason for giving apple daily.
Sardar. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Poetry

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Funny

Khudi ko kar kanjus itna k har SMS bhejnay se pehlay service centre walay khud pochain. "kheriat hai, aj sms bhej rahay ho "! =D !

Funny

Take ur cell,

wash it,

cut it in small pcs,

fry it,

add some salt in it.

Now mobile pickle is ready.

Msg to aap se hote nhi,

tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.

POetry

Ab kay yun dil ko sazaa di hum nay

uss ki har baat bhula di hum nay

ik ik phool bohot yaad aaya

Shakh-e-gul jab woh jla di hum nay

Aaj tak jiss pay woh sharmatey hain

baat kab ki woh bhula di hum nay

Shehr-e-jahan raakh say abad howa

Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum nay

Aaj phir yaad bohot aya woh

Aaj phir us ko duwa di hum nay

Koi to baat us mein hay faraz

Har khushi jiss pay lutaa di hum nay

Funny

Muje hamesha,Hr Lamha Yaad krna
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Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dungi. Ok