Funny

Jab aap paida huay

Tab AakaSh Se phool barSay

Pariyon ne jaShan kia

FariShton ne

Ghee k charagh jalaey

Aur Bolay

HaMari jaan chuhti

Ab Dunia walay Bhugten ge..

Cute

.-"5"-4. /7),4,/2)

8( '3.' 4 )0( '9;9'21 )6

(3,9,6)(4,5,)9(,8,)(,52,)

 

Sirf number delete kro aor dekho kya nazar ata hai ...


Funny

Sardar: i am very kanjos.I went to honeymoon alone & saved half money.2nd Sardar:u r nothing,i saved all my money,my frnd was going and i sent my wife with him

Poetry

Tumhain udas dekh ker,,,

Kisi k rang kho gaye..!

Kahin pe chand bhujh gia,,

Kahin sitaray so gaye..!

Kahin pe barishon ki rutt,,

Ghazb ki piyas ban gayiy

Koi bahar rooth ker,,,

Sarapa aas ban gayi..!

Kisi k mosmon ko yun,,,

Azaab mat kia karo..!

Udas mat hua karo....!


 

Funny

Teacher asked a student:'Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?'

Student:

'MINI SKIRT jaisa ! zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.

Funny

Height Of Bad Luck. . .

 

 

I Just Wanted To KISS

a CHARMING,

 

INTELLIGENT

 

&

 

MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth

But

My Lips

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't Touch My Cheeks ;-)


Funny

Q: Define GYNACOLOGIST....???

 

 

 

Ans: The only fool on earth who finds problems in the place where all others find pleasure..