Funny

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Sisters day

I Love You!

 

Today iz sister's day,send dis 2 al ur sisters evn 2 me if am one ov dem.If u get back 7,u are loveable HAPPY SISTER'S DAY!

I LOVE YOU...!

Quiz

Try to solve it!

 

R + cat + shoe - rat + sun - chose + moon + I - noon + goal + t - goat - u + e

 

Answer! its only 1 word...

Funny

Doctor:

U look exactly like my 3rd wife.

 

Lady:

how many wives do u have?

Doc: Two!

 

Moral:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,

SMARTLY... ;)

Funny

Sardar:

"kal raat 3 ghante ek english film dekhi, us wich na koi scene c, na awaaz".

Friend:

"Film ka naam kiya tha".?

Sardar:

 

 

 

 

 

"No disc inserted"

Funny

What's d similarity between

 

marriage and 11:59

 

?

 

.?

 

..?

 

.

 

.....?

 

......?

 

.......?........?

 

Simple hai.

 

Dono ke baad

 

12 hi bajte hain....

Funny

Hi JAAN

 

.

 

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

 

.

.

.

 

.

.

.

 

.

.

.

.

 

.

 

.

 

Nikal rahi hai,sardi se......;-)