Funny

"W E D D I N G"
Is the only day,
when a Boy sits on the stage & watches other Girls dressed Beautifully
&
Thinks
yar mujhay itni jaldi nahi karni chaheye thi

Sweet Inspirational

A little boy went 2 an ice cream shop & asked:
How much a large cup costs?

Waiter:Rs.15
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.
Then he asked:How much a small cup cost?

Waiter:Rs.12
The boy asked for a small cup.He had it,paid bill & left.
When the waiter came 2 pick the empty cup,he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left Rs.3 as tip for him.

Moral:
Always Try 2 give something 2 every1 out of what ever little.

Funny

Girl:
Papa Ek Larka bar bar I LovÉ U bolta hai
kiya karun?

Father:
Beta us se shadi kr lo. Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena.

Quiz

1 colour choose karo
But promise karo k
Us main jo b likha ho ga wesa kerna pary ga

BLUE.
RED.
WHITE.
BLACK.
YELOW.
GREEN.
PURPAL.
BROWN.
Reply Must.

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White:
Apni Lover ka nam bato.

BLUE:Mujhe 1 mint cal karo or i love u bolo.

BLACK:
Meri koi khami batao.
RED:
Meri tareef ma 3 jumlay bayan karo.

YELLOW:
Life ka sab se Kamyab or Yadgar din batao.

Green:
50 ka load karwao.

PURPLE:
Ap ko mujhe koi gift dena ho ga.

BROWN:
Ap k favorite 6 msgs se 3 msgs mujhe send kro.

Funny

The most romantic lines:

Mai kho gya hun  tumharey pyar main tum bhi kho jao...

Translation in english:

"I'm  lost  in ur  luv, U also "GET LOST":D

Funny

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. . .

Funny

Pathan:
yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya

2nd Pathan:
kiya likha tha?

pathan:
battery low

2nd Pathan: mujhe send kar sab ko daraun ga