Funny

Qazi nikkah k waQt haazreen sy...

"Kisi ko ic shadi per aitraaz hy?

 

1 awaaz ubhri:

"Mujhy hy"

 

Qazi ghussay sy: "Tum khamosh raho! Tum

DULHA ho:- 


Funny

1st pathan: "I AM GOING ka kiya matlab hay."

 

2nd pathan: "Main ja raha hoon."

 

1st pathan: "Aise nahi janay doonga, phelay matlab batao ..!!":-P


Funny

2 aadmi ek Doosre ko ARABIC mey galia dey rahe they.

QareeB se Guzarta Huwa Pathan ruk kar sunnay laga phir un sy bola....

 

 

 

 

 

BhaiYo!

HamaRe liye b DUA KrNa!


Miss You

GIFT 4 U............. Plz Kholo Magar Piyar Se................

********

 

 

*******u

 

 

*****s u

 

 

****ss u

 

 

***iss u

 

 

**Miss u

 

 

* Miss u

 

 

I Miss u 


Funny

Pakistan me shadiya waldain k mrzi se hote he

 

Islye dulhe k leye dulhan surpriz hoti he

 

Ghongat utane k bd

 

ya

 

 

 

ashwariya

 

 

 

 

Ya

 

 

 

Jaysuria ;-)


Funny

God said :

"I can't be everywhere so i created "Mother".!

 

Devil said :

"me too can't be everywhere so i introducd "Mother In Law" ;-)


Poetry

Kash wo kabhi palko pe sajay mujhe,

Ruthon

kabhi to wo manaye mujhe,

Dil uski yad se ek pal bhi ghafil nhi,

Phir kese mumkin hai k wo bhool jaye mujhe...