Funny

Dont give Importance 2 MONEY

Bcoz it Can giv Bed but not SLEEP

Books but not BRAIN

Cloth but not BEAUTY

Luxuries but not HAPPINESS

So transfer it to My Account!

Quiz

Chose 1 for ur valentine

-star

-red heart

-kiss

-moon

-chocolate

-bear

-rose

 

 

 

-star:ur lov z temporary

-red heart:ur lov z pure

-kiss:naughty lov

-moon:silent lov

-chocolate:ur lov z flrt

-bear:ur felngs r true

-rose:ur valentin z lucky

Funny

Sardar ji apni mangatar se:kia tmara mere se pahlay kisi k sath affair tha?

Girl:nai bilkul nai.

Sardar:to phr men tum se apni mangni torta hun.

Girl:wo q g?

Sardar:jo kisi or ki nai hui wo mere kaisay ho gi!

Funny

Muslim lady:asalamo alikum!

Molvi:ye jannt mai jayegi.

 

Hindu lady:Namasty!

Molvi: ye dozakh mai jayegi.

 

Christian lady:Hi darling!

molvi: ye mere 7 jaegi..!!

Funny

33 marks ki ahmiat tm kya jano Ramesh BABU,board ka ashirwad hota hai 33 marks,hr student ka khawab hota hai 33 marks,ek student k sir ka taaj hota 33 marks. .

Funny

1 sardar:

"Mujhe to samajh nahi ata k log måhinay mahinay kaise nahi nahate,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mujhe to 28vain din hi kharish shuru hojati hai!"

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GIRL!

JAAN TUM MUJY SHADI K BAD B ITNA HI PYAR KARO GAY NAA

 

BOY:HAAN...

 

...AGAR TUMHARY HUSBAND NAY PERMISSION DE TAU